Jan 15, 2008

Q-n-A Postings for January, 2008:

Q-n-A Subjects for January 2008:
Elephant Farts; Lesbians in Young Girls; Menstruation Bleeding; Asian Prostitutes; NSA Sex; Male Masturbation Fetish; Tea Bags; Male Farting During Sex; The Muslim Koran; Relationships and Sex; Somalia; Emails; What is a Virgin; Contrails; Being a Virgin; Women’s Edible Underwear; Weird Family Reunions.

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Q) Is it true that you can actually see an elephant fart?
January 15, 2007: An Animal Lover.
A) Yes.

Anonymous said...

Q) Is it true lesbian relationships are on the rise in young girls?
January 16, 2008: Shannon.
A) Studies have indicated this in teenagers. The reason seems to be all the openness about sex in society. Girls are curious just like boys. Many would rather experiment with their friends than take a chance with boys. Also boys will leave them alone at school if they are presumed to be lesbians. Most girls limit this experimentation to kissing, touchy feely stuff, and some even go oral. But almost all enter male female relationships when they get older.

Anonymous said...

Q) I bleed heavy during my menstruation period. Is it true if I use a tampon I will lose my virginity?
January 17, 2008: Anonymous.
A) Yes. Anything that breaks the hymen in your vagina technically makes you not a virgin. Virginity, however, is relative in terms. If you go by the modern explanation, as long as you have not been penetrated by a male penis you are still a virgin. This simply is not true. If you have been penetrated by any object including your finger sorry you have lost your virginity.

Anonymous said...

Q) What do western men call Asian women in the sex business?
January 18, 2008: Ruddy G.
A) Little Brown Fucking Machines.

Anonymous said...

Q) What does NSA Sex mean?
January 19, 2008: Julie in Phoenix AZ
A) NSA: No Strings Attached. This means no commitment, relationship, money, or anything that would constitute anything except just plain sex. It does include sexually transmitted diseases, possible pregnancy, loss of relationships if someone is cheating, and/or low self esteem.

Anonymous said...

Q) My boyfriend will masturbate all over my face and hair while I am sleeping. It really pisses me off. What should I do?
January 20, 2008: Lana S.
A) Have sex with him before you go to bed every night. He needs satisfaction and is pissed off he’s not getting it from you. I suggest you both get on the same wavelength or find new partners. Next he will be looking for another woman, if he isn’t all ready. Now be a good girl and go please your man.

Anonymous said...

Q) I just moved from Michigan to Scottsdale Arizona last month. I am an attractive single white female. I overheard these guys talking about me. One said they’d like to ‘Tea Bag’ me. What does that mean.
January 21, 2008: Name withheld.
A) It means for a man to drop his balls in your face. Generally the girl lays down with her head between the guys legs and he lays his balls on your eyes; or you may be sitting in a chair and he straddles your face but the results are the same.

Anonymous said...

Q) My boyfriend is into fast and furious sex. He is like a love making machine. Once he puts it in he pounds me hard and fast. The problem is every time he is done he lays down on top of me and farts. They smell like hell. What can I do?
January 22, 2008: Sheri S.
A) The fart gas is caused by him being so tensed up and moving so rapidly and then suddenly relaxing. Try slowing the sex pace down a bit or avoid doing sex within two hours of a meal. Good Luck.

Anonymous said...

Q) Have you ever read the Koran or are you willing to give it a try?
January 23, 2008: Mohd, bin Ahmed bin A.
A) No I have never read it, No I will not give it a try, but I would be willing to wipe my ass with it. In fact someone just sent me a copy, guess what I will do with it now? Get a life religion is for fools. If GOD were alive he wouldn’t spend a microsecond on this filthy planet we call earth or on you ass wipe humanoids that occupy it.

Anonymous said...

Q) I have read some of your Q-n-A advise to women and how to resolve their issues with men. Everything centers around sex. You are an idiot.
January 24, 2008: Paula.
A) Well Pam you didn’t formulate your statement as a question but here is my response. Women like you ruin relationships. If your are not interested in pleasing your man, that means SEX, don’t enter into a relationship with a man because it is doomed for failure from the get go. Go buy a vibrator and don’t breed.

Anonymous said...

Q) I bet you get a lot of emails over your Blogs (websites), is this true?
January 26, 2008: Kirk.
A) I assume this is a question. I use to get about 200 per month when I had all my websites. Now with my Blogs I mostly only get email submittals for pictures because you can comment directly on most of my Blogs.

Anonymous said...

Q) What is a virgin?
January 27, 2008: Beth Richards.
A) A virgin is most commonly seen as a person who has not engaged in sexual intercourse. In a stricter sense it is somebody who has not yet engaged in sexual activities (the wider this term is taken, the stricter the definition of virgin). The status of "virginity" is sometimes something that is respected and valued in societies, especially in regards to religious views of retaining one's virginity before marriage.

Anonymous said...

Q) What are contrails?
January 28, 2008: Babs.
A) Visible signs from a rocket’s exhaust.

Anonymous said...

Q) Reading you archived postings, I am still confused about this female virgin thing. Is there any way a guy can know whether or not a girl is a virgin when they have sex? Does she always bleed if it's the first time?
January 29, 2008: Ben Goss.
A) Many people believe that bleeding after intercourse is a sign of virginity because it proves that the hymen a thin, fleshy membrane that partially covers the vaginal opening "broke." But not all women bleed the first time they have sex. Not only can hymen tissue simply stretch during penetration, rather than tear and bleed, but it is also very common for the hymen to rip before a woman ever has sex. Physical exercise, like riding a bike or doing gymnastics, injury to the genital area, or inserting a tampon, finger or sex toy into the vagina can all cause the hymen to split. Sometimes there will be discomfort and blood when the hymen tears, or there may be no blood or pain at all. In fact, you may not even know when your hymen breaks.
On the other hand, post-sex bleeding can occur for a variety of reasons besides a broken hymen, such as different types of infections, polyps of the cervix or abnormal cervical cells, and a tear in the vagina from vigorous sex without enough lubrication.
So, while a man might assume that a woman who bleeds after sex is a virgin, the only way for him to know for sure is if she tells him.

Anonymous said...

Q) My boyfriend bought me edible undies. I think he is weird, what do you think?
January 30, 2008: Pamela B.
A) I think if it makes him happy and your relationship is good then do it. After all you’re not the one eating them. Just make him brush his teeth before bed.

Anonymous said...

Q) My parents made me go to a family reunion and I hated it. I saw my cousin masturbating his dog and it still bothers me. Should I tell someone?
January 31, 2008: Worried.
A) Got to admit that’s a hard image to get out of your brain. It will stay there but dissipate over time whether you tell someone or not. I would recommend not, Oh you just did by posting it here!