Jan 31, 2008

Q-n-A Postings for February, 2008:

Q-n-A Subjects for February 2008:
Favorite Comedians; Bukkake; Tapeworms; Tough Guy Movies; Side Jacking; Male Hard-ons; Most Powerful Handgun; Leg Humping Dogs; Girls Hymen; Woman Peeing Standing-up; Male Pee Hard-ons; Beneficial Insects; Hairy Women; Scopes on Handguns; My Mom Looks at My Underwear; Men and Anal Sex; Woman and Anal Sex; Pith; Insects v. Birds; Bad Breath; Men Tasting Their Own Semen; Men Who Shave Their Pubic Hair; The Food Chain; Male Sexual Preferences; Amateur Chef; What is Normal; Pizza.

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29 comments:

The Professor said...

Q) Who are your current favorite comedians?
February 01, 2008: Billy Ray.
A) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Professor said...

Q) I recently came across your Blog. I overheard a phrase used in a nightclub by two guys sitting at the bar. One said to the other looking at a woman across the room, ‘I’d like to take her to a butt cake party.’ I was wondering what they meant?
February 02, 2008: Remaining Anonymous.
A) Yes what they probably said was a bukkake party. Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of men take turns ejaculating onto a girls face and breasts, and into her mouth. There are strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of bukkake seen in such publications will involve a woman sitting, lying down, or kneeling while men approach her and masturbate until they ejaculate on her body, primarily on the face or in the mouth. The semen is left on the face as another man repeats the routine. This practice originated in Japan and is still practiced today. It used by Japanese under world figures to train sex slaves. They are often tided to a pole in a room full of men, sometimes 25 to 50 and they masturbate repeatedly all over the woman’s face, head, and into her mouth, It is left there to dry and humiliate her. When she fails to obey or perform in the sex trade this is repeated along with the punishment of being tied up and often beaten. But it has become a thing where men, often college guys get a girl high or drunk and the frat boys give her a bukkake party.

The Professor said...

Q) Can people really get tapeworms and if so, what causes them?
February 03, 2008: Candi Harper
A) Yes people can develop tapeworms. They are caused by eating uncooked beef or pork. You digest the worm eggs and it grows inside you. The dwarf tapeworm or Hymenolepis nana is the most common tapeworm infection diagnosed throughout the world. Infection is more common in children, in persons living in institutional settings, and in people who live in areas where sanitation and personal hygiene is inadequate. his can happen by ingesting faecally contaminated foods and water, by touching your mouth with contaminated fingers, or by ingesting contaminated soil.

The Professor said...

Q) Out of curiosity, for Tough Guy Action Movies who are your top 10 favorites?
February 04, 2008: Timmy.
A) Here are my favorites by actor and movie:
1) Sean Connery – The Rock
2) Tommy Lee Jones – Men in Black
3) Bruce Willis – The Last Boy Scout
4) Arnold Schwarzenegger - Commando
5) John Travolta – Swordfish
6) Steven Seagal – Under Siege 1
7) Gene Hackman – The Package
8) Sylvester Stallone – Tango and Cash
9) Harrison Ford – The Fugitive
10) Will Smith – Enemy of the State

The Professor said...

Q) What exactly is Side Jacking?
February 05, 2008: Ginger Baines
A) It is the capturing of WiFi airways. In other words if you use a WiFi connection, especially at a public place such as Starbucks Coffee or a any hotel, then what you access in your computer can be captured and seen by anyone accessing the same data. If you’re sitting in a public place using their WiFi connection and your just surfing the Net it has little or no concern. But if you access something of value such as your bank account or email the data can now be seen and captured. ‘Side-Jacking’ is like a passport to your computer. It works just like someone who buys a scanner and listens to police and fire radio transmissions.

The Professor said...

Q) I over heard my brother talking to one of his friends about having a hard-on. They were discussing that there were varying degrees of a hard-on, is this true?
February 06, 2008: Mary.
A) Yes Mary this is true. A Man’s hard on can be described in three stages (types):
(1) There's your typical, normal male erection during which the penis is hard, but still maintains a sheen of softness to it. It's slightly bendable, the head is soft and pokey, but it's still a serviceable erection. This is most often the case and what women will general experience during sex.
(2) What many men refer to as a raging hard-on isn't a normal male erection. With a raging hard-on the penis is like a friggin' steel rod - there's absolutely nothing soft about it. A man actually, literally, would be able to poke somebody's eye out with a penis during this type of erection. This often occurs with a pee hard-on.
(3) The afterwards hard on. This after the man has ejaculated (cum). His penis gets softer but is still semi hard.

The Professor said...

Q) What is the most powerful revolver / handgun ever made?
February 07, 2008: Nathan Judd.
A) Technically the 500 S&W 50 Cal Magnum Revolver. With its 8-3/8-in. barrel, the overall length of the Model 500 is 15 in. and the empty weight is 4.5 pounds. The cylinder alone is almost 2 in. in diameter and approaches 2.25 in. in length. Thumb the cylinder open and five charge holes await. Each is 1/2 in. in diameter, and the .50-cal. cartridges they hold are almost 2 in. long. Load five of them and the total weight of the handgun climbs to 5 pounds.
Before the .50 Caliber by S&W was the Smith .44 Magnum. If you remember, in the 1971 movie "Dirty Harry," actor Clint Eastwood introduced the world to the double-action Smith & Wesson Model 29 .44-cal. Magnum revolver "the most powerful handgun in the world." It was a crown S&W wore proudly for many years. Yes you can hunt and kill with either, but the recoil (kick) is a bitch.

The Professor said...

Q) My dog is a leg humper and twat sniffer. Every time one of my friends comes over he humps their leg. Whenever I get a new girlfriend the damn dog shoves his nose right between her legs. I love that damn dog but he’s a pain. What do you think I should do?
February 08, 2008: Alex Coleman.
A) I see some options just select one:
(1) The obvious solution is get the bastard castrated.
(2) Put him down, as in get rid of him, have him put to sleep.
(3) Get the shit laid, find him a female dog.
(4) Every time he does it zap him with one of those stun guns. It’s a cure or kill scenario.
(5) Feed him your neighbor’s cat and hope he chokes to death on the fur.
(8) Stroke the dog’s penis. Masturbate the dog as in jerk him off. You can always ask your girlfriend to d it for you.
(7) Suck his cock I am sure he will like that.

The Professor said...

Q) I lost my virginity and I want to appear to the man I marry I am still a virgin. Is there a way to get my Hymen restored?
February 09, 2008: Dottie.
A) Yes. There are two ways, which are:
1) In Egypt doctors use a capsule, They surgically sew it into the vaginal lining and then when the male penetrates the vagina there is blood and the man thinks he got a virgin.
2) There is a cosmetic surgery procedure that doctor’s use in some countries to install an artificial hymen that produces the same effect as a virgin. I understand it is quite expensive.
Note: Neither one of these will replace stupid. You still have to go through the act of being a virgin, if you can remember what that was like.

The Professor said...

Q) In reading previous post, I see there was some talk about Pee and Peeing. How does a woman Pee standing up?
February 10, 2008: Ronald Goldman.
A) Believe it or not someone has published instructions for a woman on ‘How to Pee Standing Up.’ Here they are …
Basic tutorial for women to pee standing:
1) Prepare: Put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you've been into hot chilies, motor oil, or germ phobias.
2) Use your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. Pee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble.
3) Wipe yourself if necessary.
4) Return your toilet seat and clothing to their standard, locked positions and wash your hands.

The Professor said...

Q) Read the archived q-n-a about the types of men’s hard-on. What exactly is a Pee Hard-on?
February 11, 2008: Lacy Loopes.
A) A Pee Hard-on in men generally occurs when a man awakes in the morning. Studies have shown the sounder the man sleeps the more likely it will occur for a longer lasting period. The man’s penis is erect and hard, but he needs to pee. The hard-on is caused by the male urethra, through which urine and semen both pass. In other words the muscles contract and thus constricting blood flow to the scrotum and penis areas. This is natural Viagra in the works. Penile erection usually results from sexual stimulation and/or arousal, but can also occur by such causes as a full urinary bladder or spontaneously, most commonly during erotic or wet dreams (this is common in young men and boys). An erection results in the swelling and enlargement of the penis.
Note: Ladies if you want good sex, check to see if he has a hard-on. If he does, it’s a pee hard-on. So lightly stroke your man’s penis while he is asleep using some baby oil, then climb on him and ride that mean machine. Even if he has an orgasm, he will remain hard. So continue to ride it and show him who’s the boss. He will hurt but still love it.
Warning: If you do this he may expect sex every morning. I certainly would.

The Professor said...

Q) Are there any insects that truly benefit man?
February 12, 2008: Joey P.
A) Yes there is only one. The honeybee. Without the bee to pollinate plants and crops we would all be dead within one year. All the other crap about good insects versus bad is that many insects benefit man only from the perspective that they eat the bad ones. Get rid of everything but the honeybee. Earthworms are also beneficial but that is it!

The Professor said...

Q) I went out with this girl a few weeks ago. We had sex. Her butt cheeks from the vagina to beyond her butt hole had hair. What the hell is going on? What’s next a mustache?
February 13, 2008: Terry Hicks.
A) She may, grow a hairy lip or facial hair. She has excessive male hormones. This causes females (women) to grow hair. Dump her ass. Her mother should have had her treated for this condition when she entered puberty or she should have gone to a doctor when it started.

The Professor said...

Q) A question on Handguns. What do you think of mounting a Scope on a handgun such as a 357 Magnum or having a Laser Sight on an auto such as a Glock?
February 14, 2008: Paul Reid.
A) The scope is a Big Boy Toy not practical. But the Laser Sight is good on a semi auto hand gun such as Glock 9mm. Make sure you get a holster that will hold the laser without damaging it. Remember don’t store the gun without removing the battery from the laser sight.

The Professor said...

Q) I caught my Mom looking at my underwear before washing them. Why is she doing that?
February 15, 2008: Peggy Lynn.
A) Most likely she is trying to determine if you are having any vaginal discharge. Vaginal discharge can be from your period, from you masturbating, from normal activities, or from you having intercourse (sex). So now you will have to determine what you may or may not be guilty of.

The Professor said...

Q) Whenever I get too drunk my boyfriend likes to bend me over the sink and butt hole me. Is this normal? How many guys are into anal sex?
February 16, 2008: Lucy.
A) Yes it is normal. He probably feels you will be more willing drunk than not. About 1 out of every 3 men enjoy anal sex with women.

The Professor said...

Q) How many women enjoy anal sex, is there any statistics on this?
February 17, 2008: Ms. A.
A) Yes. About 1 in 4 women enjoy some type of anal play ranging from fingering to penis penetration to object sex such as using a butt plug.

The Professor said...

Q) What is Pith?
February 18, 2008: Ginger Farks.
A) A botany term meaning the soft, sponge like, central cylinder of the stems of most flowering plants, composed mainly of parenchyma.

The Professor said...

Q) Read your q-n-a about insects. If we got rid of all the insects except honeybees wouldn’t the birds die off?
February 19, 2008: Ginger Rhems.
A) Well the birds we need in the food chain for our survival are domesticated like chicken and turkeys and they don’t eat insects. So what’s your point? Also many birds eat fish and they compete for food that man needs.

The Professor said...

Q) What is the technical name for bad breath?
February 20, 2008: Joey Michaels.
A) Halitosis.

The Professor said...

Q) What is the best way to get rid of bad breath?
February 21, 2008: Carla Burns.
A) Brush you teeth at least once per day, rinse well, and brush your tongue.

The Professor said...

Q) What causes Bad Breath?
February 22, 2008: Sheri Lu.
A) There are a number of causes of bad breath, foremost among them being bacteria in the mouth, stomach and intestinal disturbances, bowel sluggishness, sinus or throat infections. Other major contributing factors are tobacco and alcohol use.

The Professor said...

Q) Are there any studies on how many men have actually tasted their own semen (ejaculation)?
February 23, 2008: Barry Williams.
A) Yes according to a medical study, there are in fact some statistics on this. They are:
** 24% of Men have never even thought about it.
** 14% of Men have thought about it but never done it.
** 28% of Men have actually tasted it from self-masturbating.
** 4% of Men have said they haven’t done it yet but are curious and may do it someday.
** 16% of Men say they have thought about it but would never do it.
** 14% of Men say they have tasted it after having an orgasm ejaculating in a woman’s vagina and then having oral sex with her.

The Professor said...

Q) Is there any statistics or studies on Men and their attitude and care of their own Pubic Hair?
February 24, 2008: Duane Rogers.
A) Yes, here they are:
- - About 13% of all Men shave their pubic hair completely off.
- - About 16% of all Men shave their pubic hair but leave most of it.
- - About 40% of all Men just trim their pubic hair.
- - About 26% of all Men allow their pubic hair to grow naturally.
- - About 4% of all Men do a variety of things to please their mate.
- - About 1% of all Men Trim have no naturally growing pubic hair.

The Professor said...

Q) So you believe that anything that is not in the food chain for man’s survival; should be eliminated, is that correct?
February 25, 2008: Beatrice Simmons.
A) That is 100 per cent correct, now you got it!

The Professor said...

Q) Just what are the current trends in male sexual preferences? I live in NYC and have encountered a lot of nice looking men but they are gay.
February 26, 2008: Ginger.
A) A recent nationwide survey shows the following of 2,600 Men surveyed:
80% are Heterosexual (they only have sex with a woman).
11% are Homosexual (have sex only with other men).
5% are Bi-sexual (have sex with both men and women).
2% are Solo-sexual (they only masturbate).
1% have never had sex (they are virgins).
1% will do their own or other species.

The Professor said...

Q) I have been told you are somewhat of an amateur chef, is this true and what are your favorite dishes?
February 27, 2008: Constance James.
A) Yes it is true. I dabble in a variety of recipe cooking styles that range from typical American style home cooking to Italian to Mexican to Cajun. I have a Blog called Jack’s Famous Recipes.

The Professor said...

Q) I need to know if I am normal. I have sex about 6 times per week. My wife says I am a sexaholic. How often does the average man have sex?
February 28, 2008: Lucas Wadds.
A) Here are the latest statistics for men on their frequency of having sex in the USA. All ages from puberty to old age were include in the study. The study includes self-masturbation, masturbation by partner, oral sex by partner, vaginal sex with partner, and anal sex with partner:
1% of Men have no Sex at all.
1% of Men have Sex once per year or less.
1% of Men have Sex once per month.
3% of Men have Sex an average of 3 times per month.
13% of Men have Sex 4 to 7 times per month.
20% of Men have Sex 2 to 3 times per week.
22% of Men have Sex 4 to 5 times per week.
25% of Men have Sex once everyday.
11% of Men have Sex 2 times per day.
3% of Men have Sex 3 times per day.

The Professor said...

Q) Out of curiosity what type of Pizza do you like, Thin New York Style Crust or Chicago Deep Dish?
February 29, 2008: Joe Joe.
A) Actually I like both. I also eat it plain or with a variety of toppings. I don’t care for anchovies. I even like the ‘White Pizza’ which is all cheese and very rich. I was born and raised in the northeast but have lived all over the US.