Sep 1, 2008

Q-n-A Postings for September, 2008:

Q-n-A Subjects for September 2008:
Having Sex with Relatives; Deadliest Snakes; Types of Water; Argument Pro or Con Illegal Supporters; Pregnant; Having a Big Penis; Pigtails; Drunken Sex; Best Friend's Mom; Telling Your Private Secrets; Pain v. Pleasure in Anal Sex; American Politics Out Control; Creating Camel Toe; Smelly Panties; Changing My Identity; Difference Wheat, Barley, Oats; Reading in Toilet; Precocious Puberty; Infantago; Boys Playing with Dolls; Stalking; Government Bailouts; Erratic Menstruation Cycle; Crouchless; Breasts are Full; Male Staying Power; Pieces of Eight v. Doubloons; Sex Tours Asia; Sheeple.

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30 comments:

The Profesor said...

Q) So I had sex with my cousin, and now he wont leave alone. What should I do?
September 01, 2008: Bad Girl.
A) Fix'em up with your sister or maybe your mother, or a friend with morals just like yours.

The Professor said...

Q) I read your post from sometime back on the deadliest snakes in the world. I live in Arizona, how does the Green Mojave Rattlesnake compare?
September 02, 2008: George Trophis.
A) With deadliest snakes in the world, no. But this one is now considered to be the deadliest in North America.
Mojave Rattlesnake or Crotalus scutulatus. The often mis-named "Mojave Green" has the most potent venom of any rattlesnake in North America. Its poison is about 16 times more powerful than that of the Sidewinder. They can be identified by their triangular-shaped head and diamond-shaped markings along their body, and of course, rattles. They are brown in color in the lower elevations and darken to a green in the higher regions near the mountains. Their eggs hatch within them so anywhere from 4 to 24 baby snakes are born live in a litter.

The Mojave rattlesnake is the most dangerous of rattlesnakes in the Mojave Desert. Its venom, which it uses to immobilized its prey and defend itself, attack both the nervous system with nuerotoxins and the bloodstream with hemotoxins. It looks similar to a diamondback rattlesnake, having diamond shapes along its back. It’s color will vary from green-gray in higher, mountain elevations, to yellowish tones found more often in the lower portions of it's range. Adults range from 2-4 feet in length. The creosote bush, found in the 2,000 to 4,000 foot elevation is the primary, but not the only habitat of this snake. This snake unlike most rattlesnakes is highly aggressive. Completely avoid it. If bitten you'll immediate medical attention. There is anti-venom available.

The Professor said...

Q) Is there more than one kind of water?
September 03, 2008: Lucki Lorell.
A) Yes, they are:
1 - Tap
2 - Filtered
3 - Bottled
4 - Distilled

The Professor said...

Q) I have heard the argument from these pro-illegal supporters that if an illegal steals your identity you don't really have anything to worry about, because they only want your social security number so they can get a job. I feel any theft is wrong and should be punished. What is your opinion?
September 04, 2008: Karen Scheider.
A) These pro-illegal open border supporters are always spouting off bullshit, and that's exactly what it is.
If someone steals your identity you are screwed, and here's why....
First they will use it to get a drivers license. If they get into an accident, the police will trace it to you. Some explanation will get you out but it's still a hassle. If they kill someone or cause property damage then the problem is with a civil lawyer coming after you and your assets.
Next - Major banks don't require these illegals to have a social security number to get an account, but a U.S. Citizen must have one to open any type of account in America.
Next – If an illegal uses your social security to open an account and bounces a check then the bad mark goes on your credit report.
Next – If they get credit cards, an apartment, a loan, etc. and default the nightmare is endless for you.
Next – An Illegal using your SS# for employment. They don't pay taxes. So the IRS will come after you for the income they made.
Finally the Social Security Administration may end up with two claims against the same SS#, this could take years to resolve and your retirement is in jeopardy.

The Professor said...

Q) I am pregnant and horny as hell. My husband loves it. Is this normal?
September 05, 2008: Rhonda Fleming.
A) Yes.

The Professor said...

Q) I have a really big cock. Yeah I know all guys say that, but I really do have a big one. The problem is women seem to love to touch it, look at it, and play with it. But when I have sex with them they complain it hurts. I am then forced to move on to another woman. What do you think I should do?
September 06, 2008: Mr. Big.
A) Enjoy it you lucky bastard.

The Professor said...

Q) My boyfriend likes me to have long hair and wear it in pigtails. He gets upset if I suggest cutting my hair. My girlfriends say he is weird. What do you think?
September 07, 2008: Miss In Love.
A) If you love the guy give him what he wants. The biggest mistake women make in a relationship is listening to other women. To keep a man, please your man or expect he will seek another who will.
As for the long hair, most men prefer long hair on a woman.
As for the pigtails, that sounds like a sexual fantasy. If he holds on to your pigtails while having sex, it's a turn on for him. Maybe he's watching too much porn!

The Professor said...

Q) I got drunk this weekend. I was with this guy in his car parked, we were drinking. We started making out. I said I was going to be sick so he helped me out of the car. I puked all over the place. Then he just bent me over the hood and starting ramming his rod into me. I said I was going to be sick again, and he didn't even stop, so I threw up all over his car hood. He got pissed, push me to the ground and shot his all over my face. Now he tells his friends I am a drunken whore. Now they all want to date me. What should I do? Do you think I am a drunken whore?
September 08, 2008: Confused.
A) Look you can't be so naive as to think going somewhere and parking with a boy and getting drunk wasn't going to lead to sex.
As for dating his friends if you like to drink and have sex and find any of his friends attractive, go have a good time.
As for whether you are a whore, if the shoe fits wear it!

The Professor said...

Q) My best friend's mom is hot. We had sex. He suspects something and has been distant, what should I do?
September 09, 2008: The Friend.
A) Stop screwing his mom. Get a really hot babe, bring her around and show her off. Hire an escort. Make up a story about seeing her. Wait about a week then tell him the bitch dumped you. He'll feel sorry for you and things should be back on track.

The Professor said...

Q) I am dating this girl, it's becoming quite serious. All the sudden the other night she empties her soul and tells me she lost her virginity when her older brother raped her. She was in 9th grade and he was a senior. What the hell is all this about?
September 10, 2008: Ed Zoonutty.
A) Sibling sex is not uncommon. It has been going on since the time of man. She obviously is confident in your relationship to tell you that. I wouldn't bring it up again, let the issue die.

The Professor said...

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The Professor said...

Q) Finally found a partner I really enjoy sex with. He is shorter than average but is huge in diameter. He's bigger than a sausage roll. He fills my vagina and I have an orgasm within in a few seconds and another in about a minute. He also has has a huge amount of ejaculation. I have trouble sucking him off because he is so big, but I manage. He wants to have anal sex with me. I have never done it before and I am afraid it will hurt. Will it hurt and what should I do?
September 12, 2008: Scared.
A) If he is that big in diameter it will hurt a lot. But if you're going to do it, get drunk, and make sure he lubes you up inside with his finger first and he lubes his penis as well. I suggest KY-Jelly or Baby Oil.
Do it in a bent over fashion with you holding your butt cheeks apart while he slowly (repeat, slowly) inserts it in your anus.
Also he needs to move slowly in and out and not jam it in.
Squirming, moaning, and yelling is permitted so pick a quiet place.
Good luck.

The Professor said...

Q) What do you think is the main reason American Politics is so out of control?
September 13, 2008: Independent Voter.
A) Over the past 20-years polls have consistently said the same thing, 67% of Americans vote for the person not the issues. So you get what you deserve. Stop worrying about whether someone looks good or talks smooth, and pay attention to what they are saying.

The Professor said...

Q) Is it possible to create a Camel Toe in a woman who doesn't have one?
September 14, 2008: My Girl Would Be Perfect for One.
A) Yes to some extent.
It's called Labia Majora Augmentation
Labia majora augmentation surgery is actually performed in a similar manner as the lip augmentation of the face. Injectables are used to puff up the vaginal lip area underneath the skin.
Generally this is used for vaginal wrinkles so that the skin will be stretched and thus the wrinkles disappear.
The most common injectable is the patients own fat which has been transferred from another area of her body. This is sometimes called an antilogous fat transfer.

The Professor said...

Q) My panties smell, what should I do?
September 15, 2008: Young and Concerned.
A) Check for discharge.
Stop playing with yourself (masturbating).
Trim your bush (pubic hair).
Change your panties daily.
Wash you vaginal area thoroughly.

The Professor said...

Q) I want to change my identity, how can I do it?
September 16, 2008: Starting Over.
A) Contrary to opinion and Hollywood portrayal, you cannot use a dead person's birth certificate and get a new social security number and identity. They have pretty much closed that loophole.
If your identity was stolen and you have detailed records and proof, you can get a new social security number but the old one doesn't go away.
You can change your name legally through the court system and get a new social security card but it will have the old number with the new name.
The best option available is to pay a homeless person for theirs. They probably wont use it again, but you have to get someone of the same age, sex, and race. Make sure you don't leave a paper money trail when you do it. By the way this is illegal.

The Professor said...

Q) What's the difference between Wheat, Barley, Oats, and Hops?
September 17, 2008: A Student.
A) Wheat is a worldwide cultivated grass. After maize, wheat is the second most produced food among the cereal crops; rice ranks third. Wheat grain is a staple food used to make flour for leavened, flat and steamed breads; cookies, cakes, pasta, and noodles. It is also used to make beer.
Barley is a annual cereal grain, which serves as a major animal feed crop, with smaller amounts used for malting and in health food. It is a member of the grass family.
Oats is a species of cereal grain grown for its seed, which is known by the same name. While oats are suitable for human consumption as oatmeal and rolled oats, one of the most common uses is as livestock feed. Oats make up a large part of the diet of horses and are regularly fed to cattle as well. Oats are also used in some brands of dog and chicken feed.
Hops are the female flower cones of the hop plant. They are used primarily as a flavoring and stability agent in beer, and also in other beverages and in herbal medicine.

The Professor said...

Q) How many people read while in the toilet doing their thing?
September 18, 2008: In The Toilet Stall.
A) Men - About 65% of all men read while taking their constitutional. Men mostly read a newspaper.
Women – About 34% read while doing their potty. Women mostly read women's magazines.

The Professor said...

Q) I don't have any health insurance and I am a single mother. What is Precocious Puberty?
September 19, 2008: Worried Parent.
A) Here is some info and background:
Puberty, usually occurring during adolescence, is when kids develop physically and emotionally into young men and women. Usually, this starts to happen no earlier than about 7 to 8 years of age for girls and 9 years of age for boys (the average age is about 10 for girls and 12 for boys).
But what if a younger child for example, a 5-year-old girl begins showing the signs of puberty? How would it affect her?
Precocious puberty the onset of signs of puberty before age 7 or 8 in girls and age 9 in boys can be physically and emotionally difficult for kids and can sometimes be the sign of an underlying health problem.
Signs of Precocious Puberty
In girls, the telltale signs of precocious puberty include any of the following before 7 or 8 years of age:
breast development
pubic or underarm hair development
rapid height growth a growth "spurt"
onset of menstruation
acne
"mature" body odor
In boys, the signs of precocious puberty before 9 years of age include:
enlargement of the testicles or penis
pubic, underarm, or facial hair development
rapid height growth a growth "spurt"
voice deepening
acne
"mature" body odor
Many kids who show some of the early signs of puberty have what's known as "partial" precocious puberty. Some girls, usually beginning between the ages of 6 months and 3 years, may show breast development that later disappears or may persist without other physical changes of puberty.
Similarly, some girls and boys may experience early growth of pubic and/or underarm hair that isn't associated with other changes in sexual development. Children with "partial" precocious puberty may require evaluation to rule out "true" precocious puberty or other health problems, but they generally need no treatment and usually will show the other expected signs of puberty at the usual age.
How Precocious Puberty Affects Kids
When puberty ends, growth in height stops. Because their skeletons mature and bone growth stops at an earlier age than normal, kids with precocious puberty usually don't achieve their full adult height potential. Their early growth spurt may make them initially tall when compared with their peers, but they may stop growing too soon and end up at a shorter height than they would have otherwise.
Going through puberty early can also be difficult for a child emotionally and socially. For example, girls with precocious puberty may be confused or embarrassed about physical changes such as getting their periods or having enlarged breasts well before any of their peers. But the hardest part may be the teasing that kids with the condition especially girls may experience.
Even emotions and behavior may change in kids with precocious puberty. Girls can become moody and irritable. Boys can become more aggressive and also develop a sex drive inappropriate for their age.
Causes of Precocious Puberty
The onset of puberty is normally triggered by the hypothalamus (the area of the brain that helps control pituitary gland function). It signals the pituitary gland (a pea-sized gland near the base of the brain) to release hormones that stimulate the ovaries (in girls) or testicles (in boys) to make sex hormones.
Sometimes, precocious puberty stems from a structural problem in the brain (such as a tumor), brain injury due to head trauma, an infection (such as meningitis), or a problem in the ovaries or thyroid gland that triggers the onset of puberty ahead of schedule but this usually isn't the case.
For the majority of girls, there's no underlying medical problem they simply start puberty too early for no known reason. In boys, the condition is less common, and more likely to be associated with an underlying medical problem than it is in girls.
In about 5% of boys, precocious puberty is inherited. Starting puberty early can be passed to the son from the father or to the son from the maternal grandfather through the mother (who will not be affected by the disorder). But less than 1% of girls affected by precocious puberty have inherited the condition.
Diagnosing Precocious Puberty
Talk to your doctor if your child shows any signs of early sexual maturation before age 7 or 8 in girls or age 9 in boys, including breast development, rapid height growth, menstruation, acne, enlarged testicles or penis, or pubic or underarm hair.
The physical changes boys and girls go through during puberty are usually evident to a doctor during an exam. To confirm a diagnosis of precocious puberty, the doctor may order blood and urine tests to detect elevated levels of sex hormones. And X-rays of your child's wrist and hand can show whether the bones are maturing too rapidly.
Imaging and scanning tests such as CT scans, MRIs (magnetic resonance imaging), and ultrasound studies can help rule out specific causes of precocious puberty, such as a tumor in the brain, ovary, or testicle.
Treatment for Precocious Puberty
If your doctor suspects that your child has precocious puberty, he or she may refer you to a pediatric endocrinologist (a doctor who specializes in growth and hormonal disorders in children) for further evaluation and treatment.
Once it's diagnosed, the goal of treating precocious puberty is to halt or even reverse sexual development and stop the rapid growth and bone maturation that can eventually result in adult short stature.
Depending upon the cause, there are two possible approaches to treatment:
treating the underlying cause or disease, such as a tumor
lowering the high levels of sex hormones with medication to stop sexual development from progressing
In some cases, treatment of an underlying health problem can stop the precocious puberty from progressing. But in most cases, because there's no other disease triggering the condition, treatment usually consists of hormone therapy that stops sexual development.
The currently approved hormone treatment is with drugs called LHRH analogs synthetic hormones that block the body's production of the sex hormones that are causing the early puberty. Dramatic results are usually seen within a year of starting treatment with an LHRH analog, which is generally safe and usually causes no side effects in kids.
In girls, breast size may decrease or at least there will be no further development. In boys, the penis and testicles may shrink back to the size expected for their age. Growth in height will also slow down to a rate expected for kids before puberty. A child's behavior usually becomes more age appropriate as well.
Caring for Your Child
Give your child a simple, truthful explanation about what's happening. Explain that these changes are normal for older kids and teens, but that his or her body has started developing a little too early. Keep your child informed about treatment and what can be expected along the way.
Also be sure to watch for signs that teasing or other difficulties associated with precocious puberty may be affecting your child's emotional development. Common warning signs to discuss with your doctor include:
poor grades
problems at school
loss of interest in daily activities
depression
How you cope with the issue can also determine how successfully your child will cope. The goal is to prevent kids from dwelling on sexual development or developing a poor self-image or low self-esteem. To create a supportive environment, try not to focus your comments on appearance; instead, offer praise for achievements in school or sports and support your child's participation in other activities.
The important thing to remember is that kids with precocious puberty can be treated. Doctors can help them preserve their adult height potential as well as limit the emotional and social difficulties they may face from maturing early.

The Professor said...

Q) What is Infantago?
September 20, 2008: I Think I have It.
A) You are referring to Impetigo -
Impetigo is a skin infection caused by bacteria. It is most common in children and is contagious. Impetigo forms round, crusted, oozing spots that grow larger day by day. The hands and face are the favorite locations for impetigo, but it often appears on other parts of the body.
Causes-
While the bacteria causing impetigo may have been caught from someone else with impetigo or boils, impetigo usually begins out of the blue without any apparent source of infection.
Treatment-
Natural treatments such as Dermisil-I can safely and effectively eliminate Impetigo.
Antibiotics taken by mouth usually clear up impetigo in four or five days. It's important for the antibiotic to be taken faithfully until the prescribed supply is completely used up.
An antibiotic ointment, such as Polysporin, should be applied thinly four times daily. Polysporin can be purchased without a prescription.
Crusts should be removed before the ointment is applied. Soak a soft, clean cloth in a mixture of one-half cup of white vinegar and a quart of lukewarm water. Press this cloth on the crusts for 10-15 minutes three or four times daily. Then gently wipe off the crusts and apply a little antibiotic ointment.
You can stop soaking the impetigo when crusts no longer form. When the skin is healed, stop the antibiotic ointment.
Precautions-
Impetigo is contagious when there is crusting or oozing. While it's contagious, take the following precautions:
Patients should avoid close contact with other people.
Children should be kept home from school until the lesions crust over.
Use separate towels for the patient. The patient's towels, pillowcases, and sheets should be changed after the first day of treatment. His or her clothing should be changed and laundered daily for the first two days.
Usually the contagious period ends within two days after treatment starts. If the impetigo doesn't heal in one week, please see a doctor.

The Professor said...

Q) My son is 6-years-old and plays with his sister's Barbie Dolls. The teacher caught him looking up girls dresses. Should I be worried?
September 21, 2008: Concerned Mom.
A) No. Looking up girls dresses is normal for boys at that age, he is just curious. The same goes for the Barbie Dolls. He knows Barbie is a girl so he's looking to see what the difference is in boys and girls. Just explain to him that girls have vaginas and boys have penis and that looking up girls dresses is wrong. Don't scold him or punish him, explanations are best at this age otherwise it just heightens his curiosity.

The Professor said...

Q) I went home with this guy and had sex with him. He seemed like a real likable man, very caring, romantic, takes his time to please you in bed. Now he emails me constantly, text messages and calls me all the time. Says I am his soul mate and wants me to have his children. What do you think?
September 22, 2008: Worried Hottie.
A) You got yourself a real stalker there. Change you email, and phone number. Tell him never to call or contact you again. If he does you'll get a restraining order.

The Professor said...

Q) Many people including the news media are blowing off all this government bailouts, and failing banks and companies. What do you think?
September 23, 2008: Worried.
A) I think we are looking at a depression, not a recession, I repeat a real depression. That means massive Wall Street collapse, stocks in the toilet, companies closing their doors, unemployment above 20%, bank failures, soup lines, starvation, crime, etc.
If you have more than 10,000 dollars in a bank I'd take it out and put it somewhere where you can get it, as in real cash. Convert it to 20 dollar notes only, easy to spend. Keep in the bank only that which you need to pay your monthly bills and expenses. Sell all you stocks, mutual funds, bonds, t-bills, commodities, etc. Buy one ounce gold coins, no other form of gold. Cash in your insurance policies, and cut your expenses (out of pocket money) to a minimum. Stock up for a month of canned goods, water, and non perishable foods.
Remember – If the news media told the truth we would all ready be in a depression. Also don't vote for either a republican or a democrat they both are responsible for getting us into this damn mess. As for the FDIC protecting your money, there is over a trillion dollars in personal accounts in banks but only 50 billion in reserve for bank failure bailouts. You may get your money but it will be a long time coming.

The Professor said...

Q) My period cycle is erratic, sometimes I have two in one month, what should I do?
September 24, 2008: Troubled.
A) You should see a doctor to make sure there isn't anything wrong. But some women experience this. Birth Control Pills generally are prescribed to regulate your menstruation cycle.

The Professor said...

Q) What do you think of these crouch-less panties and pantyhose women are wearing now?
September 25, 2008: J. Gibbs.
A) I love'm but it's really the ladies choice don't you think. After all, it's her body!

The Professor said...

Q) I am pregnant and my breasts are full. Which device is better for a self milking application, manual or electric?
September 26, 2008: Really Heavy Now.
A) The electric is probably a better choice but it is really a personal preference. If you are gonna keep the milk, refrigerate it immediately or dispose of it.

The Professor said...

Q) I don't have a problem getting a hard-on, I just want staying power and the ability to get hard again fast. So in lieu of using drugs such as Cialis or Viagra is there an alternative?
September 27, 2008: Jeff.
A) Yes. You may try using a cock-ring. They can be purchased online or at a sex shop. They essentially cause the same effect by restricting the blood flow to the penis. Make sure you lubricate it before using.

The Professor said...

Q) What's the difference between Pieces of Eight and Doubloons?
September 28, 2008: Seeking Knowledge.
A) They are both Spanish in origin and are coins. One is made of Silver the other of gold.
*** Pieces of Eight refer to a Spanish Dollar. Also known as the piece of eight, the real de a ocho, or the eight real coin is a silver coin, worth eight reales, that was minted in the Spanish Empire after a Spanish currency reform in 1497. It was legal tender in the United States until an Act of the United States Congress discontinued the practice in 1857. Through widespread use in Europe, the Americas and the Far East, it became the first world currency by the late 18th century.
*** Doubloons (from Spanish doblón, meaning "double"), was a two-escudo or 32-reales gold coin, weighing 6.77 grams (0.218 troy ounces). Doubloons were minted in Spain, Mexico, Peru, and Nueva Granada. The term was first used to describe the golden excelente, either because of its value of two ducats or because of the double portrait of Ferdinand and Isabella.
In Spain, doubloons were current up to the middle of the 19th century. Isabella II of Spain replaced an escudo-based coinage with decimal reales in 1859, and replaced the 6.77 gram doblón with a new heavier doblón worth 100 reales and weighing 8.3771 grams (0.268 troy ounces). The last Spanish doubloons (showing the denomination as 80 reales) were minted in 1849. After their independence, the former Spanish colonies Mexico, Peru and Nueva Granada continued to mint doubloons. Doubloons have also been minted in Portuguese colonies, where they went by the name dobrão, with the same meaning.

The Professor said...

Q) What do you think of these sex tours to Asia?
September 29, 2008: Hungry for Love.
A) Sex tours are not limited to Asia. However most of them are too Thailand, Philippines, and Cambodia with some into other countries. These sex brothels, especially in Thailand are infested with sexual transmitted diseases. So if you are going, wear two condoms to be safe.

The Professor said...

Q) I see a lot of post using the term 'sheeple.' What does it mean?
September 30, 2008: Edward.
A) It refers to people that follow their leaders or a political idea or agenda without thinking or questioning anything. Like sheep going to the slaughter.
Example: Most Americans cannot or will not think out of the political box. They simply except the two-party system and vote for some idiot because they think that is their only choice, when in fact it is the opposite there are other candidates running either as an independent or on another party.