Dec 1, 2008

Q-n-A Postings for December, 2008:

Q-n-A Subjects for December 2008:
Pet Door; Black Lung Disease; BBW; Pump and Dump; Family Sex; GPS Devices; Foreclosed Homes; Getting Boob Job; Gun Control; Real Estate Market Outlook; Migraine Headaches; Wife Cheating; Measuring Sperm Amount; Anal Sex; Coffee Tastes Like Poop; Worn Out Panties; Clean My Drains; Mexican Food; Oreo Cookie; Poontang; Barbie Dolls; Daughter Having Sex; Uneven Boobs; Semen Drips from Vagina; Girl's Natural Lube; Nigger Rigged; Chastity Belt; Getting a Yearly Physical.

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29 comments:

The Professor said...

Q) I am thinking of getting a pet door, what are your thoughts?
December 01, 2008: New Pet Owner.
A) It's a very bad idea. Remember anything that lets your pet in and out lets other creatures in. If you live in an area where there are critters like cats, raccoons, possum, scorpions, rats, and snakes you may come home for a big surprise including finding your pet dead, and your house ransacked for food.

The Professor said...

Q) What exactly is Black Lung Disease?
December 02, 2008: Jenny Carr.
A) Black lung disease is the common name for coal workers' pneumoconiosis (CWP) or anthracosis, a lung disease of older workers in the coal industry, caused by inhalation, over many years, of small amounts of coal dust.
The risk of having black lung disease is directly related to the amount of dust inhaled over the years; the disease typically affects workers over age 50. Its common name comes from the fact that the inhalation of heavy deposits of coal dust makes miners lungs look black instead of a healthy pink. Although people who live in cities often have some black deposits in their lungs from polluted air, coal miners have much more extensive deposits.

The Professor said...

Q) When do you personally consider a woman to be fat (overweight)?
December 03, 2008: Doris.
A) Here are some guidelines:
- If you dress size is bigger than size 8.
- If you have to ask, is my butt big, then it probably is.
- If you look like you just swallowed a whole pizza, then your fat.
- If you place personal ads and say things like big and beautiful, you are fat.
- If a king size bed is all that you can sleep in, you are fat.
- If your butt hangs off the chair at work you are really fat!
- If you are always trying some kind of new diet, you are fat.
- If you need liposuction, you are definitely fat.
- If you shop at large plus size clothing stores you are fat!

The Professor said...

Q) What is a Pump and Dump?
December 04, 2008: Julian Scorosi.
A) There are two meanings:
The first is of a sexual nature, as in a male pumps his penis and makes it ejaculate (dump).
The second, which is the most likely meaning refers to a form of microcap fraud that involves artificially inflating the price of a stock through false and misleading positive statements, in order to sell the cheaply purchased stock at a higher price. Once the operators of the scheme "dump" their overvalued shares, the price falls and investors lose their money. Stocks that are the subject of pump-and-dump schemes are sometimes called chop stocks.

The Professor said...

Q) I have the hots for my cousin. She really isn't my blood cousin, she's a cousin by marriage only. What should I do?
December 05, 2008: Jake.
A) If both of you are of legal age, go for it.

The Professor said...

Q) I am thinking about getting a GPS Device for my car, any suggestions?
December 06, 2008: JJ McCune.
A) These really vary in price, but If I were to get one I'd want the type that is voice interactive so I wasn't distracted looking at a map while driving.

The Professor said...

Q) I bought a foreclosed home. It needs a lot of work. I am being plagued by alarm companies wanting me to sign up for a 3-year contract. What do you think?
December 07, 2008: Anonymous.
A) Actually cameras are better. Place them so they see all angles of the outside. There are services that will install these and record the data remotely so an intruder cannot run off with the tape. They also notify the police and fire departments and call you just like the alarm company. A less expensive system may be to install a motion sensor sprinkler system. When anyone comes onto your property they get drenched in water.
Note: One of the downfalls of using Alarm companies they do not monitor fires, they don't tell you that. This is because your smoke, fire, and co2 detectors are not hooked into the alarm system. They would have to be upgraded.

The Professor said...

Q) I have really big boobs, 36DD, but I am only 5'-2” and 110 pounds. I am thinking of a boob reduction, what is your opinion?
December 08, 2008: Sort of Scared.
A) The fact that you are afraid your brain is telling you that unnecessary surgery is always bad. Unless they are causing you back problems or other health problems I would say no. Also if your are married or in a relationship I strongly urged that your discuss this with your partner, otherwise you might have bigger problems.
On a personal note, I bet men stare at you all the time and this may be your self awareness part of your brain kicking in. Hell enjoy it, this is what men do, they stare at fine bodies on women, such as a good figure, great boobs, and a fine ass.

The Professor said...

Q) Gun Control, should we have it?
December 09, 2008: Jamie Sands.
A) NO. Keep these simple facts in mind about gun owners:
1) Legitimate gun owners are not criminals. Crimes are primarily committed by criminals. So taking away your right to bear arms only enhances a criminals ability.
2) America has tried to ban many things without success. Among these are Prostitution, Drugs, and Liquor. During prohibition there was more alcohol consumed than in anytime in history. Human instinct says that when you tell someone they can't do it they will then find a way to do it.
3) One of the reasons that the government doesn't get out of control and become a police state, or another foreign power doesn't invade America is because there are about 80 million registered firearms in the USA. There are probably another 5 million or so unregistered. That makes America the biggest army in the world and is a real deterrent.

The Professor said...

There was no question for today.

Someone must have a question, come on, ask the professor, no question is ever denied, any subject any topic.

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The Professor said...

Q) What do you think of the Real Estate Market, has it bottomed out yet?
December 11, 2008: Blane Edwards.
A) Nope, it's still got a ways to go. Maybe by this time next year we can see some end to the madness. So if you're thinking of buying, I'd wait. Some of the harder hit areas may not recover for several years.

The Professor said...

Q) What causes migraines?
December 12, 2008: Judy Simms.
A) A 'Migraine' is a neurological syndrome characterized by altered bodily experiences, painful headaches, and nausea. It is a common condition which affects women more frequently than men.
The typical migraine headache is one-sided and pulsating, lasting 4 to 72 hours. Accompanying complaints are nausea and vomiting, and a heightened sensitivity to bright lights (photophobia) and noise (hyperacusis). Approximately one third of people who experience migraines get a preceding aura, in which a patient may sense a strange light or unpleasant smell.
Although the exact cause of migraine remains unknown, the most widespread theory is that it is a disorder of the serotonergic control system. Recently, PET scans have demonstrated the aura to coincide with spreading cortical depression after an episode of greatly increased blood flow (up to 300% higher than baseline). There also appears to be migraine variants that originate in the brain stem and involve dysfunction in calcium and potassium ion transport between cell membranes. Genetic factors may also contribute. Studies on twins show that genes have a 60 to 65% influence on the development of migraine. Fluctuating hormone levels show a relation to migraine in several ways: three quarters of adult migraine patients are female while migraine affects approximately equal numbers of boys and girls before puberty, and a migraine is known to disappear during pregnancy in a substantial number of sufferers.
The treatment of a migraine begins with simple painkillers for headache and anti-emetics for nausea, and avoidance of triggers if present. Specific anti-migraine drugs can be used to treat migraine. If the condition is severe and frequent enough, preventative drugs might be considered.
The word migraine is French in origin and comes from the Greek hemicrania, as does the Old English term megrim. Literally, hemicrania means "half (the) head."
If you get a migraine try a hot shower or hot compresses.
Also stay out of light and away from noise.
TV screens and computer monitors aggravate the condition.

The Professor said...

Q) I think my wife is cheating on me. I don't have enough money to hire a private detective. My sister lives across the street and she's not doing anything at our home but my sister says she goes out for hours on end. We don't have sex anymore, she always has an excuse. Is there a way to catch her somehow?
December 13, 2008: Mike.
A) If you know nothing is going on at your house then rule out a hidden camera. The best way is to check her underwear. If she has stains, there wet, gooey, etc. she's probably banging someone. Also check her credit card statements for purchases, and her phone records for calls made to anyone frequently. Women think all men are stupid. They also think they wont get caught having an affair.

The Professor said...

Q) How much sperm (physical amount) is a man suppose to ejaculate?
December 14, 2008: Connie Bender.
A) I am assuming you are referring to the amount of liquid given off, so here is the answer based on that:
Volume
The force and amount of ejaculate vary widely from male to male. A normal ejaculation may contain anywhere from 1.5 to 5 milliliters. Adult ejaculate volume is affected by the amount of time that has passed since the previous ejaculation; larger ejaculate volumes are seen with greater durations of abstinence. However, a recent Australian study has suggested a positive correlation between prostate cancer and infrequent ejaculation and/or prostate milking, which performs essentially the same function. That is, frequent ejaculation appears to reduce the risk of prostate cancer. Frequent ejaculation is more easily obtained and sustained over time with the aid of masturbation and it is these ejaculations which are important, not the mechanism. Also, the duration of the stimulation leading up to the ejaculation can affect the volume. Abnormally low volume is known as hypospermia, though it is normal for the amount of ejaculate to diminish with age.

The Professor said...

Q) Can you give me thoughts about having anal sex?
December 15, 2008: A Girl's First Time.
A) Some science about your butt hole!
The anal canal is less than an inch long and leads into the rectum, which is anywhere from five to nine inches long. The rectum leads, in turn, to the colon, which is where feces accumulate until you're ready to defecate (take a poop). The rectum is only a passageway, not a storage space, so it's unlikely you'll come across more than a few traces of feces in the course of your explorations, if any at all. The fact that the rectum's sexual status suffers due to its participation in the digestive process is somewhat arbitrary. After all, the digestive process starts with your mouth, and nobody considers kissing a disgusting activity.

The Professor said...

Q) I have a Mr Coffee Pot and lately my coffee taste like dog poop. I bought it new about six months ago. I haven't change filter types or coffee brands. What's the problem?
December 16, 2008: Randy Lukes.
A) Coffee pots need to be cleaned. I don't mean just washing them out and changing the filter everyday. About once per month you should fill the coffee container about 2/3 full with white vinegar and run it through without a filter just like making hot coffee. Then repeat twice with plain water without any filters to get the vinegar taste out.

The Professor said...

Q) My panties are worn out what should I do?
December 17, 2008: Miss No Name.
A) Well Duh - You have three options:
1. Live with it.
2. Buy new ones.
3. Go commando style (wear no panties at all, men love it).

The Professor said...

Q) What is a good way to keep my drains cleaned out without using something like Drano?
December 18, 2008: Carla.
A) About once every month pour a half cup of standard bleach down every drain including the toilets and dishwasher. This will help prevent clogging and at the same time kill all the germs. If you have a garbage disposal white vinegar will help prevent clogging, pour about 1/4 cup down the disposal drain every week.
Danger: Do NOT mix chemicals.

The Professor said...

Q) What's the difference between a Taco, Enchilada, and a Burrito?
December 19, 2008: Yeow Lim, Hong Kong.
A) A Taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a maize or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling. The fact that a taco can be filled with practically any meat, fish, shellfish, vegetable, and cheese allows for its great versatility and variety. A taco is generally eaten out of hand, without the aid of utensils, and is often accompanied by a garnish such as salsa. A Taco can be a hard or soft shell.
A Enchilada is a corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a chili pepper sauce. Enchiladas can be filled with a variety of ingredients, including meat, cheese, beans, potatoes, vegetables, seafood or combinations. Enchiladas are usually baked and served on a hot plate covered with melted cheese, sour cream, salsa. These need to be eaten with a fork or spoon.
A Burrito, or taco de harina, is a type of food found in Mexican and Tex-Mex cuisine. It consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. The flour tortilla is usually lightly grilled or steamed, to soften it and make it more pliable. In Mexico, refried beans, Spanish rice, or meat are usually the only fillings and the tortilla is smaller in size. In the United States, however, fillings generally include a combination of ingredients such as Spanish rice, beans, lettuce, salsa, meat, guacamole, cheese, and sour cream, and the size varies, with some burritos considerably larger than their Mexican counterparts.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a Oreo Cookie?
December 20, 2008: Stinky Milo.
A) Two possible definitions:
First – it is a brand of cookie, two chocolate pieces with a white cream filling. Oreo is the brand name owned by Nabisco.
Second – It refers to a white girl having sex with two black men.

The Professor said...

Q) What is Puntang?
December 21, 2008: Reed Links.
A) I believe you mean poontang.
Modern Definition:
1. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
2. A woman or women collectively regarded only as a sexual partner: a disparaging or dismissive term.
Past Reference or Definition:
Racial slang, refers to having sex with a black girl.

The Professor said...

Q) My son stole my daughter's Barbie Doll and uses it to masturbate. What should I do?
December 22, 2008: Troubled Mom.
A) Huh, wow. Where to start?
First you didn't say how old your son is. If he is an adolescent, and he is touching the doll or himself I wouldn't worry too much about it. Taking his sisters toys or anyone else's property is clearly wrong and he needs to be punished for that.
If your son has reach puberty and is actually using the doll to masturbate he has a problem. Get him some counseling. If you can't afford counseling at least get him a playboy magazine. His sexual tendencies need to be adjusted, away from dolls, and away from what a doll might represent such as young girls.

The Professor said...

Q) I am pretty sure my 15-year-old daughter is having sex. I found stained underwear along with encrypted files on her lap top. I want to confront her, what do you think I should do?
December 24, 2008: Worried Mother.
A) If you live in America and she is 15, I'd bet real money on the fact she is probably having some kind of sex. If you found stained panties or possibly what looks like semen on her bra then yeah she's doing it.
Lets address a few issues of yours first.
1-Did you have that all important talk with her about sex?
2- Does she know to use a condom to prevent STDs even if she is doing oral sex?
3-Is she on birth control pills?
If the answer to all three of these questions is not yes, you are the one that has a problem.
Now as for the daughter. She has no right of expectation of privacy. She is a minor. Tell her to open the encrypted files on her lap top and if she refuses she loses the computer along with any other electronic device such as an iPod, mp3 player, cell phone, etc. Also ground her. No friends, no extra activities, no mall shopping, no anything for at least a month!
Next, hell yes, flat out ask her if she is having sex and for how long?
Also ask her if she is having multiple partners which is a bigger concern because of the STD issue.
Get her on birth control pills.
Buy her condoms and insist on her carrying one with her at all times, and that the guy uses it or no sex.
Finally tell her if she gets pregnant, or brakes the rules she will be put in one of those boot camps for uncontrollable teenagers. Print a few of them off the Internet so she will know you are serious, even if you don't really plan to do it, the fear factor works.

The Professor said...

Q) My boobs are uneven. Do you think I should get them fixed?
December 26, 2008: A 19-year-old.
A) Most women think there is something wrong with their bodies and have some kind of complex about it. Unnecessary surgery is always a bad idea. All surgery carries risk. So unless you are talking about a real noticeable defect, then no you shouldn't.

The Professor said...

Q) This may seem a very silly question, but is it usual for the semen to run back out of the vagina within minutes of intercourse. Apart from being messy, I wondered if it will affect attempts at conception?
December 27, 2008: just starting sex.
A) Yes, it is normal for the seminal fluid to run out, a few minutes after sex. If you think about it, there's nowhere else for it to go. Some of the sperm manage to find their way through the tiny hole in the cervix. But most of the fluid just has to come back out again. This does not affect your chances of conception.

The Professor said...

Q) I am thirteen-year-olds. I have a problem in my uh "area." See ya know the natural lube that comes out of a woman's vagina? Well, it is constantly dripping, and I don't have sex or anything. I always have to wear toilet paper in my underwear. Do I need to get it checked out by a doctor? Or can I treat it my self?
December 28, 2008: Little Miss A.
A) It can be hard to get answers about your private area issues, and you're brave to go ahead and ask. 
It's difficult to tell what might be causing you to have natural lube dripping from your vagina, so it makes sense to get checked by a health care provider. A provider can treat you effectively after examining you to diagnose your symptoms. Is there someone who can help you to make an appointment, and maybe accompany you there? If you can't talk with your parents, or another relative, perhaps a school nurse, or a friend's parent, can assist. Unlike some other health situations, self-treatment is not really an option here. 

A health care provider is a useful resource. It's hard to do, but you can talk with the provider, clothed, before you are examined, to tell her or him of your concerns. Also make sure they know you are a virgin. Or, you can write it in a letter for her or him to read before they examine you.

 The natural lube you're talking about is often "discharge." Just as every woman's genitals look unique, every woman's discharge is unique, in terms of amount, color, and scent. A number of things can cause one's vaginal fluids to change character. A lot of women notice that their natural secretions change over the course of their menstrual cycle. At some times of the month, the natural vaginal lube may be thinner and more watery; at other times of the month, it may become thicker and stickier.

 A number of other things can cause changes in vaginal fluids, including:
-yeast infections.
-bacterial infections.
-sexually transmitted infections (STDs), such as gonorrhea
chlamydia, syphilis.
-pregnancy.
-the birth control pill.
-allergies to anything used on the genitals, such as soaps,
creams, powders, laundry detergent, fabric softeners,
feminine hygiene spray, douches, and spermicides.
-medical conditions that change the balance of hormones
(chemicals) in the blood.
When you go to a health care provider, they will ask you lots of questions about your body. The provider will probably want to know whether this lube is a change for you, or whether you've always had a lot of natural lubrication. You'll be asked if you are noticing anything else, such as a strong, unpleasant odor, or a new color or consistency. The provider will want to know if you have any other symptoms, such as pain, itching, or burning in your vaginal area; or any pain, burning, or other difficulties when you pee. They will probably examine your vulva, and may take a small sample of the secretion to look at under a microscope. If you have an infection, medicines are available to take care of it.
One last thought: some young women mistake urine leaking from their bladders for fluid leaking from their vaginas. If it is urine leaking, it could mean a bladder infection, which is pretty common in girls, young women, and women (again, there are medicines to treat bladder infections). Lots of girls and women also notice that they sometimes leak a little urine when they sneeze, cough, or laugh really hard. There's a reason for that expression, "I laughed so hard, I peed my pants!" It's pretty annoying when it happens, but normal. Girls and women have a very short distance between their bladders and the outside world, so pee can easily sneak out when laughter, for example, squeezes a full bladder.

The Professor said...

Q) What does the term 'Nigger Rigged' mean?
December 29, 2008: Larry Stubben.
A) A term used to describe a temporary fix or quick fix for an object using any tools at hand. Derived from the ingenuity of early Blacks who did not have the means to fix every day objects and had to come up with these temporary fixes. To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy.
Some Examples:
1) I just used a coat hanger to fix the broken muffler on my car to stop it from dragging on the ground.
2) Bring me some duct tape and paper clips so I can jury rig this CD Player.
3)Someone broke the aerial off my truck so I nigger rigged it with a coat hanger.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a Chastity Belt?
December 30, 2008: Dawn Weathers.
A) A locking device used to prevent sex. Primarily invented to insure a woman's virginity remains in tact until marriage. It covers the vagina. It generally has two small holes to allow the woman to pee through. The newer versions also prevent anal insertion. Modern devices have also been built for men. Muslim clerics are now endorsing the use of chastity belts to prevent sex in women. Many Muslims believe if a woman is raped it is her fault. The use of chastity belts are on the rise worldwide.

The Professor said...

Q) Every time I go to a doctor they want me to get a complete physical. Do you think I should?
December 31, 2008: Josh Cramden.
A) Unless you are having some health issues, are over weight, have all ready undergone some other medical treatment with negative results, or are about to enter something highly physical such as boxing, wrestling, basketball, football, track and field, etc. then no you don't need one.
Doctors now days push things on you for two reasons....
1) Liability, theirs, they want to be able to say, they did everything possible for you, this doesn't prevent lawsuits, but it helps in litigation, so this factor is being driven my lawyers and insurance companies.
2) Then there's the issue of money. Doctors no longer give a shit about that oath they take, this is about money, the more you spend the more they make. This also is a factor in why health insurance is so expensive, it's called unnecessary care.