Jan 1, 2009

Q-n-A Postings for January, 2009:

Q-n-A Subjects for January 2009:
Obama Hype; Energy Tips; Pre Ejaculated Sperm; Gay Marriage; Hard Rock Penis; Spank Bank; Cuban Sunrise; Cuban Shooter; Reluctant to Get Married; Using Virtual Tours; Marriage and Divorce; Perfect Woman's Body; Never Do This; Screwvenir; White versus Colored Towels; Ovulation versus Pregnancy; Worms in Your Brain; Poppers; MILF; Chili and Condoms; Alum; Real CSI versus TV; 3 Trimesters of Pregnancy; Licking Balls; Congregation; Horizontal Two Two; PCS; Trimming Pubic Hair; Slump Buster.

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31 comments:

The Professor said...

Q) Do you think Obama is all hype or will there actually be some change?
January 01, 2009: Holding Out Hope.
A) This of course is just my opinion.
Many are hoping so. But reality says he's just another typical politician of a locked in two party system that does not represent America. People are damn foolish and they keep following the same leaders. Obama took in so much campaign money, he owes out thousands of favors all to people who having nothing in mind for you, the average American.
Couple this with the fact we are in a deep recession on our way to the first depression since 1929. Obama is a freight train that will derail, but the question is when?

The Professor said...

Q) So in these tough times can you give me some advice to saving everyday Energy Cost Around the House?
January 02, 2009: Beck Johnson.
A) According to the Electric Power Research Institute, Energy Information Administration, Tacoma Power here are some tips on cutting down or eliminating energy cost from your electric bill:
Heating is still No. 1, but new devices add to electric bills
Home Heating
The big-ticket item on the electric bill, especially in cold climates, for the 30 percent of U.S. households with electric heat.
• Average cost per year: $817
Refrigerators
Today's most efficient models use half the power of units made before 1993.
So the cost could triple if you plug in the old icebox in the basement.
• Average cost per year: $113
Plasma-Screen TV
Energy use rises and falls with the intensity of screen images, but the popular 42-inch-screen TVs with plasma technology can burn three times the power of old cathode-ray tube sets.
• Average cost per year: $50 - $60
LCD TV
The 42-inch LCD TVs use less juice than plasma but twice the power of an old tube TV. In November, new Energy Star standards should help consumers seek efficient models.
• Average cost per year: $38 - $40
Set-Top Box
The cable or satellite converter box adds to the energy cost of TV viewing by sucking electricity at the same rate whether turned on or off.
• Average cost per year: $27
Digital Photo Frame
Like many new gadgets, this adds just a little to each electric bill, but policymakers worry about the cumulative impact once the frames saturate the market.
• Average cost per year: $9

The Professor said...

Q) What is pre ejaculated male sperm and can it cause pregnancy?
January 03, 2009: Cindy Bowles.
A) Yes you could become pregnant from pre ejaculated male sperm. Many people think they can have sex, then have the man pull out before he ejaculates. But men have pre ejaculated sperm that sorta oozes out before he fully ejaculates. There is less sperm in the male pre ejaculation but remember it only takes one sperm to get you pregnant.
There's no 100% way to know at the time if pre-ejaculate contains sperm, but it's generally agreed upon that it is most likely or only likely to when a man has recently ejaculated and has not urinated afterwards (urine flushes the urethra out, removing traces of sperm). It's generally considered to be least likely to contain sperm when a man either hasn't ejaculated in a while and/or has recently urinated before he's pre-ejaculating. This is the excepted fact but, again, it's like playing with a loaded gun. Don't point it at you and hope it doesn't go off.
To answer exactly what is pre ejaculated male sperm:
During sex, the penis releases two kinds of fluids. The first is pre-ejaculate or pre-cum, a lubricant made in a gland in the penis. This fluid usually contains little or no sperm, but can transmit infections. The second, released with ejaculation, is semen, which is made in the testicles and carries thousands of sperm in addition to any sexually transmittable infections that may be present.

The Professor said...

Q) Do you think gays should marry?
January 04, 2009: Ben.
A) I am not against gays marrying. I am basically against marriage. The church has no place in government. But that must be a two way street, the government has no place in our homes or private life.

The Professor said...

Q) My penis is hard a lot. I get between 5 and 15 erections every day. I am 31 years old. I am not complaining, but Is this normal?
January 05, 2009: Mr. 'X'.
A) When the penis is hard, life is good.
Good erections are an excellent indicator of a man’s physical well being, and that a drop-off in that area can be an early warning sign of everything from diabetes to hypertension to heart disease.
So be grateful you have it. So you should use it. There's nothing more wasteful than than an unused hard-on!

The Professor said...

Q) What is a Spank Bank?
January 06, 2009: Anonymous.
A) It's a slang term meaning:
The catalog of women in a man's mind he uses to masturbate.

The Professor said...

Q) I was visiting Miami and while at a club passing by two latino men when I heard one say, 'I'd like to give her a Cuban Sunrise.' What did he mean?
January 07, 2009: Joy.
A) While doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a flashlight to momentarily blind her. While she's dazed jam the flashlight end in her butt-hole, pull it out and beat her round the head with it.

The Professor said...

Q) Can you tell me what is a Cuban Shooter?
January 08, 2009: Su Lee.
A) It is a form of a coffee expresso. It is served in small cups and is very high in caffeine. This is very popular in South Florida and is often served at bingo parlors.

The Professor said...

Q) I am a woman, and yet I am reluctant to get married, is this normal?
January 09, 2009: Joan.
A) Yes, perfectly normal. Anyone can see the high divorce rate in the United States. Add this to the fact people want a career, you get natural reluctance.

The Professor said...

Q) I have to sell my house in a hurry. I know it's a bad market but no choice. I am close the bankruptcy. My Realtor suggest that I use Virtual Tour, what do you think?
January 10, 2009: Miss Anonymous.
A) Bad idea. These so-called Virtual Tours are a camera layout of your home inside and out. Burglars search the internet looking at these for homes to rob. Some crime statistics show that even homeless people will use free Internet access at the public library to find vacant homes so they can break in and stay there.

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Q) Why do so many marriages end up in divorce?
January 11, 2009: Gots 2 Know.
A) Simple really. When a woman marries its generally for love and a desire for children. Men marry for sex and lust. Unfortunately, neither have anything to do with it. Remember, when you're dating for the most part you are loving and forgiving. When married, reality sets in. Everyday life is just that everyday! Excluding infidelity, generally it's the little things that annoy people, and over a period of time destroy a marriage. Simple little things that you would never consider like say, one of you leaves the toothpaste cap off but it drives the other person nuts. Another major factor is that people seem to think marriage will change you, false, what you see is what you get, and in most cases, it's half that. It is much better to marry for likes, as in you like the person, share the same interest, goals, philosophy, taste in foods, etc. This is everyday reality.

The Professor said...

Q) What's considered the perfect woman's body?
January 12, 2009: Jeanne Weathers.
A) From basically the 1920's through early 1960 the perfect woman's body measurements were 36-24-36.
Later men changed that to 36-24-34.
Currently it's more along the lines of 36-22-34.
In other words stop reading Redbook, Cosmopolitan, Ebony, Oprah and other stupid women's magazines and pick-up a Playboy or Penthouse man's magazine and see for yourself.
But a simpler test is measure yourself, if you are larger than 34 breasts this is good, then measure your waist if you are larger than 25 that is bad, then measure your hips if they are larger than 36 that is very bad.

The Professor said...

Q) Can you tell me something I should never do in life?
January 13, 2009: Andy Chang.
A) Here are four definite No No's in life:
1/- Never piss down somebody's back and try and tell them it's raining.
2/- Never tug on Superman's Cape.
3/- Never eat yellow snow.
4/- Never, never fart in a spacesuit.

The Professor said...

Q) What does screwvenir mean?
January 14, 2009: Jodi Powell.
A) A slang term meaning:
It's anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've had sex with them.

The Professor said...

Q) My mother says I should always use white towels only. Do you agree?
January 15, 2009: Sandy Schmidt.
A) Yes. It's like white panties versus colored panties. The die in the towels fade. Also with white towels you can add bleach. Bleach should always be added to towels to help kill germs and fungus. Towels should always be washed in hot water only and placed in a dryer immediately after washing.

The Professor said...

Q) I am a high school student. My girlfriends tell me not to worry about getting pregnant as long as I avoid my ovulation time which I understand to be around the 12th day of my cycle, is this true or not?
January 16, 2009: Miss With No Name.
A) This is false.
If you are trying to get pregnant, the most likely time is during ovulation which is generally between the 12th and 15th day of your cycle. However, technically you are fertile all the time. So you should be on birth control pills if you are having an active sex life. Even with birth control, you should still use a condom. Condoms prevent sexually transmitted diseases which BC Pills will NOT prevent.

The Professor said...

Q) I recently heard that worms where found in a man's brain. Is this possible and how does it occur?
January 17, 2009: Janice Ludwick.
A) Yes it is possible.
Worms or parasites exits in most food we eat especially meats, poultry, and fish (including seafood).
Simple put the two most likely ways to get a live parasite or worm inside your body is to eat uncooked pork or raw fish (sushi). Some parts of the world such Africa (this includes the Middle East) the vegetables and fruits have natural parasites on the outside, so it is imperative to wash all vegetables and fruits before eating them.
Also in many third world countries, including Mexico farmers use human feces to fertilize their crops. This contains parasites that contaminate the crops and when eaten are passed to you.

The Professor said...

Q) What are poppers?
January 18, 2009: Wild Girl.
A) A street slang term meaning:
Amyl Nitrate. Refers to a small, usually brown bottle of solvents or the solvents themselves, which are sniffed, generally by homosexual males before anal sex. Name derives from the fact that the liquid used to come in glass ampoules for medicinal use as a cyanide antidote that 'popped' when broken open. Nowadays often supplied as 'room odorisers' or 'aromas' in order to get around medicines legislation, and used almost exclusively as a recreational drug and sex aid by gay men.
Amyl Nitrate boosts blood pressure, relaxing the anus and making anal sex more comfortable. Also known as snappers.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a MILF?
January 19, 2009: Joannie Crocker.
A) An urban slang term meaning:
MILF = Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breast-fed, they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (using Kegel exercises). MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

The Professor said...

Q) One of my friends told me if I rub some hot chili oil on the outside of my condom before I do my girlfriend it will make her respond better to me. Is this a good idea?
January 20, 2009: Lim.
A) This is a very bad idea. First of all read the warning label on the condom package. The oil from the hot chili could destroy the condom resulting in your penis being burned and if you ejaculate her getting pregnant.
This will cause enormous pain for the woman. It may even require her to be admitted to the hospital for treatment.
Think about this, have you ever eaten hot chili, wipe you hands with a tissue (napkin) and then touched your eyes, they burn, because the chili residue is still in you skin pours. That is what she will be feeling.
This guy is not your friend.

The Professor said...

Q) What is Alum? I heard that when used it can cause your lips to pucker up and muscles to get tight. I can think of a really good use for this if it's true.
January 21, 2009: Paul Santiago.
A) First this is a myth it will not cause your lips or other parts of your body to pucker up or get tight. That rumor was spread from an old Three Stooges comedy film called "No Census, No Feeling" when Curly is making a fruit punch and thinking it was sugar, puts alum in the fruit punch.
Alum is chemical compound. The specific compound is the hydrated aluminum potassium sulfate with the formula KAl(SO4)2.12H2O. The wider class of compounds known as alums.
Alums are useful for a range of industrial processes. They are soluble in water; have an astringent, acid, and sweetish taste; react acid to litmus; and crystallize in regular octahedral. When heated they liquefy; and if the heating is continued, the water of crystallization is driven off, the salt froths and swells, and at last an amorphous powder remains.
Potassium alum is the common alum of commerce, although soda alum, ferric alum, and ammonium alum are manufactured.
Aluminum sulfate is sometimes called alum in informal contexts, but this usage is not regarded as technically correct. Its properties are quite different from those of the set of alums formally described above.
Early uses in industry-
Alum was imported into England mainly from the Middle East, and, from the late 15th century onwards, the Papal States for hundreds of years. Its use there was as a dye-fixer (mordant) for wool (which was one of England's primary industries), the value of which increased significantly if dyed. These sources were unreliable, however, and there was a push to develop a source in England especially as imports from the Papal States were ceased following the excommunication of King Henry VIII. With state financing, attempts were made throughout the 16th century, but without success until early on in the 17th century. An industry was founded in Yorkshire to process the shale which contained the key ingredient, aluminum sulfate, and made an important contribution to the Industrial Revolution.
Current uses-
Alum is used in vaccines as an adjuvant. Alum is commonly used as a coagulant in water treatment.
One of the uses is Culinary-
Alum powder, found in the spice section of many grocery stores, may be used in pickling recipes as a preservative to maintain fruit and vegetable crispness.
Alum is used as the acidic component of some commercial baking powders. The FDA has considered banning this chemical.

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Q) How much of CSI type crime shows is real? Do these CSI people really carry guns and solve crimes?
January 23, 2009: Jenny Merriweather.
A) A lot of the equipment you see on shows like CSI Miami is real. But so-called CSI Police personnel do not carry weapons or solve crimes. Police detectives do that. CSI staff are trained forensic technicians and scientist. They go to crime scenes collect data and process it. Things like DNA and fingerprints can take days or even weeks to match up to a suspect not minutes or hours. Remember TV shows are just that TV, a production Hollywood. Forensics techniques and technology is improving all the time. This is why crimes that couldn't be solved 20 years ago are being solved today. Also, CSI staff work on dozens if not hundreds of crimes not just one at a time. The CSI collected data is just one part of the police and prosecutor's work that go into making up a case to get a conviction against a defendant charged with a crime.
TV shows, however, have broaden the knowledge of jurors who expect to have credible evidence related to CSI procedures introduced at trial.

The Professor said...

Q) My wife is pregnant. Can you describe a pregnancy and make it amusing?
January 24, 2009: I'm Not Telling My Name.
A) I'll give it a try.
The Three Trimesters of Pregnancy:
First Trimester -
Woman pees all the time and complains her nipples hurt.
Second Trimester -
The woman is horny has hell. Thinks sex is great, you are wonderful.
Third Trimester -
The woman feels fat, bloated, farts a lot, complains her boobs are heavy, and blames you for everything.

The Professor said...

Q) My boyfriend has this obsession with me licking and sucking his balls while stroking his penis. Then right before he ejaculates he wants me to suck him off. I have two questions. Does this sound vaguely normal? He complains I hurt him when I play with his precious stones so can you give me instructions on how to properly suck his balls?
January 25, 2009: Horny and Confused Girl.
A) Many people ask me if something is normal. If it's normal to you then do it. Some men have a fascination with having their balls licked and sucked versus their penis. The important thing is does it bother you to do it? If you answer yes, then get a new boyfriend.
As to your question, 'How to properly suck his testicles without hurting him', try this instructional approach:
What you should do with his testicles or let's call them balls while you perform oral sex.
The male testicles are very sensitive, you should not perform anything rough down there, it can be painful for your partner. You want to give him oral pleasure, not pain. Start by getting your tongue dripping wet. This works by sucking his shaft all the way from the bottom to the top. Sucking a wet cock with a wet mouth.
First make sure your hands are not cold.
Now start massaging those balls, with your hand lightly maybe scratching them very lightly with your fingernails. If you want to take him to orgasm heaven you may also want to reach behind and underneath the balls to get to that very sensitive area just before the anus.

Suck them with your lips gently, you can suck one and then the other, I don't think both will fit in your mouth at once. Be gently, very gently. Most men like that when their lady partner kisses and licks the skin around the testicles, so do that first. Use your tongue a lot at the area just where the penis meets the balls. You should be masturbating him this whole time. Try to pull the balls away from his body with your wet, hot lips. If you think he will cum, slow down. You don't want to take him to the no return point. If you delay his orgasm several times, his joy will be bigger and better when he reaches it.
Before he reaches that no return point you might notice, his penis starts to swell, the skin on his testicles will get tighter and his balls will travel up close to his body.
Oral sex whether given on a man or woman takes practice because each person is different and likes to have it performed a certain way on them.

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The Professor said...

Q) What constitutes a congregation?
January 27, 2009: Lydia Cummo.
A) A congregation, a term dating back to 1592, is an assembly of people for a given purpose, a body whose members gather for worship, generally considered 12 or more adults in one place.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a horizontal to to?
January 28, 2009: Jones.
A) I think you mean, Horizontal Two Two.
When two people lay down (in a horizontal position) and make love (have sex).

The Professor said...

Q) I was coming out of a Starbucks the other day when two guys looked at me and one said to the other, I like to make her my PCS. What did he mean and should I be insulted?
January 29, 2009: Andrea.
A) Most likely it meant:
I want to make her my – Personal Cock Sucker (PCS).
As to whether you should be insulted depends solely on you.

The Professor said...

Q) Can you tell me how to trim my pubic hair?
January 30, 2009: Vivian.
A) First tip is – Carefully.
Here are a few simple steps to Trimming you Pubic Hair:
Step 1 - Soak in a hot bath to soften the hair and skin in the pubic area. Use a washcloth or body sponge to clean and remove the dead skin in the area.
Step 2 - Use scissors to trim away the long hair if it has been a while since you trimmed or shaved the pubic area. You can quickly clog your razor if you go straight for the shaved look. Make sure your hands are steady before you trim the hair so you don't accidentally nick yourself.
Step 3 - Lather up the pubic area with a lubricant. Hair conditioner works the best because it softens the pubic hair but you can also use shaving cream.
Caution: Do NOT get this inside your vagina.
Step 4 - Pull the skin tight and shave the pubic area to the desired length and appearance. If you're artistic you can probably trim it in a fancy design, like a heart. Make sure to rinse the razor after every couple of strokes.
Step 5 - Rub ice on the pubic area after you shave to close up your pores and prevent irritation. Dry the area by lightly patting with a towel. Rub a fragrance free moisturizer on the freshly shaved area.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a slump buster?
January 31, 2009: Drew Cane.
A) A street or urban slang.
Here are the two most common definitions:
1) - Baseball players believe that by having sex with an unattractive female, they can end their hitting slump. Therefore a slump buster is the unattractive female that they have sex with, in hopes of busting their poor batting performance.
2) - A large, unattractive, girl, most commonly with low self esteem, that incorporates sex to obtain attention and feel temporarily better about herself.