Apr 1, 2009

Q-n-A Postings for April, 2009:

Q-n-A Subjects for April 2009:
Malware; Boy Toy; Zone of Decision; It is what it is; Tracks or Caboose; V-smoker; California Roll; Egg Yoke Sex; Crop Dusting; Five Things to Avoid at the Office; Tornado Speeds; Superatom; Echo Chamber; Pussy Tails; Ghetto Upgrades; Quabbing a Twab; Brown Dingo; Reporting a Rape; To Posh to Push; Girl with No Melon Seed; Pela; Life and Cherry Pits; uconn; Tolerance Juice; Losing a Testicle; Dowry; Whale Tail; Wrote on Her Wall.


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29 comments:

The Professor said...

Q) What is Malware?
April 01, 2009: Miss Puss.
A) Malware (some people call it Melware), a portmanteau from the words malicious and software, is software designed to infiltrate or damage a computer system without the owner's informed consent. The expression is a general term used by computer professionals to mean a variety of forms of hostile, intrusive, or annoying software or program code. The term "computer virus" is sometimes used as a catch-all phrase to include all types of malware, including true viruses.
Software is considered malware based on the perceived intent of the creator rather than any particular features. Malware includes computer viruses, worms, trojan horses, most rootkits, spyware, dishonest adware, crimeware and other malicious and unwanted software. In law, malware is sometimes known as a computer contaminant, for instance in the legal codes of several U. S. states, including California and West Virginia.
Malware is not the same as defective software, that is, software which has a legitimate purpose but contains harmful bugs.
Preliminary results from Symantec published in 2008 suggested that "the release rate of malicious code and other unwanted programs may be exceeding that of legitimate software applications."According to F-Secure, "As much malware [was] produced in 2007 as in the previous 20 years altogether." Malware's most common pathway from criminals to users is through the Internet: primarily by email and the World Wide Web.
It primarily replicates itself and is constantly changing. No one knows who created it, although the general consensus of opinion is that it came from Cyber Gangs that operate in Russia. It is given instructions on a regular basis because it is programmed to ask it's creator what to do next. So far it hasn't harmed or crash computers on a global scale although some experts think it is long over due. Some think April 1, 2009, today, (April Fools Day) is the target.

The Professor said...

Q) If an older woman is just having sex with some young guy they call him her Boy Toy. But what do they call an old fart who is banging a young girl?
April 03, 2009: Sally Friday.
A) His sex toy.

The Professor said...

Q) What is the Zone of Decision?
April 04, 2009: Doug Bernard.
A) This is when you as a customer fall into that nebulius arae of corporate business decisions.
An example would be you have a warranty on your computer and it needs a new board, Is it cheapoer to replace the board, and is one available, or replace the computer, generally with a refurbished model?

The Professor said...

Q) What does the phrase, 'It is what it is' really mean?
April 05, 2009: Jason Jason.
A) Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."

The Professor said...

Q) Explain what some guys where talking about in the park as they watched women walk by during lunch hour. They would either say 'Tracks' or 'Caboose.' What did they mean?
April 06, 2009: Marrianne.
A) They were rating a woman as to what type of sex they would have with her-.
Tracks means as in Lay her like railroad tracks.
Caboose means she is only worthy of a rear end (anal sex) position.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a V-smoker?
April 07, 2009: Bungo Billy
A) It's woman who smokes cigarettes with her vagina.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a California Roll?
April 08, 2009: Jarrod Sin.
A) To fail to stop at a red light or stop sign especially when turning. Also known as a California Stop.

The Professor said...

Q) What does the term egg yoke sex mean?
April 09, 2009: Captain Flashback
A) It is when a helled semi cooked hardboiled egg is shoved up a woman's vagina then the man has sex with her and the yoke breaks and runs out.

The Professor said...

Q) What does (is) crop dusting mean?
April 10, 2009: Joan Buddy.
A) Two meanings:
1) To cover agriculture crops with a chemical from an airplane.
2) To fart while walking.

The Professor said...

Q) What are five things that should be avoided at the office or work environment by everyone?
April 11, 2009: Joust Vu.
A) Here are five good suggestions:
1/ Never show pictures of your new infant, children, or pets to fellow employees.
2/ Don't gossip or discuss salaries.
3/ Dress for the proper work ethic and workplace environment.
4/ Never date or have an affair with another employee or client.
5/ Don't bad mouth your boss.

The Professor said...

Q) Please settle and argument. Can you outrun a Tornado?
April 12, 2009: Danny Trumane.
A) Generally the answer is no. You should seek immediate cover and wait it out.
Tornadoes, or twisters as they are often called travel between the low speed of 65 Mph to over 200 Mph depending on the class of tornado which ranges fro F0 to F5.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a Superatom?
April 13, 2009: Karl Ringer.
A) Two acceptable scientific definitions:
1.A type of node in a chemical drawing which denotes a generic term. Structure handling systems usually have a fixed set of these, including at least one "catch all" superatom for everything not handled more specifically by one of the others. Also referred to by CAS as ‘generic node’.
2. Non-preferred term for shorthand method of referring to/inputting a functional group in structure drawing programs. Superseded by ‘Residue’ in ISIS/Draw.

The Professor said...

Q) What does the term 'echo chamber' mean?
April 14, 2009: Gill Humphrey.
A) It has three meanings:
1/ - A person who totally, obsequiously agrees with everything another person says.
2/ - A woman's vagina that is so large and used that one could say an echo could be heard if you talked into it.
3/ - Any area that when you shout your voice can be repeated, echoed.

The Professor said...

Q) What are pussy tails?
April 15, 2009: Rufus Wonders.
A) A type of plant.

The Professor said...

Q) What is (are) 'Ghetto Upgrades?
April 16, 2009: Bu Bu.
A) Several Slang Meanings:
1. When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.
2. When your car is more jacked up than you are.
3. When your basketball skills finally payoff and move you to suburbia.

The Professor said...

Q) What on earth does the term or phrase 'Quabbing a Twab' mean?
April 17, 2009: Lenny Dittweller.
A) One of the dumbest slang meanings known to humanity:
When your having sex with a female seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a brown dingo?
April 18, 2009: Lance Strong.
A) Two meanings:
1/ A wild dog in Australia.
2/ Australian slang term meaning: Anal Sex.

The Professor said...

Q) Should rape be reported?
April 20, 2009: Ms. Anon.
A) This is a personal choice. But in practicality no. Rape victims are put through hell after the rape. Your whole life will be dug up and exposed in court. Plus if you are in a committed relationship most of these fail including marriage that ends in divorce, this is due to the Alpha Male Syndrome. Add to the fact it probably will end up on the Internet even though rape victims are supposed to be protected.

The Professor said...

Q) What does 'To Posh to Push' mean?
April 21, 2009: Vivian Thomas.
A) Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.

The Professor said...

Q) Some of us were standing outside school yesterday when one of the guys we were with commented on a girl across the courtyard and said, “There goes a girl with no mellon seed.” What did he mean?
April 22, 2009: Jennifer P.
A) He got the saying wrong, he meant to say, 'There goes a girl without a cherry pit' meaning she is not a virgin, referring to losing your cherry.

The Professor said...

Q) What does the term Pela mean?
April 23, 2009: Licorice.
A) This is a spanking, Latino style. Whether its a spanking of a child, adult or an opposing sports team, if you receive a Pela, you're basically getting your ass whooped.

The Professor said...

Q) Can you help me remember? My grandfather use to have a saying about cherry pits and life, do you know how it goes?
April 24, 2009: Ashley Sands.
A) I think so, is this the one you are talking about....
'If life is a bowl of cherries, why do I always get the pits?'

The Professor said...

Q) what is 'uconn'?
April 25, 2009: Barking Dog.
A) Ejaculating on a passed out female in the state of Connecticut without actually touching her, which was legal prior to new legislation. This what college kids called it until politicians ruined their fun.

The Professor said...

Q) What is tolerance juice?
April 26, 2009: Blake Randal.
A) Any concoction of alcohol used to help tolerate a person, a place, or a situation.

The Professor said...

Q) Please settle an argument. If a man loses one testicle can he still get a woman pregnant?
April 27, 2009: Ben Vereen.
A) Yes.

The Professor said...

Q) What exactly is a 'dowry'?
April 28, 2009: Bonnie Lovejoyce.
A) There are several definitions but they are all related:
1. The money, goods, or estate that a woman brings to her husband in marriage.
2. A gift of money or property by a man to or for his bride.
3. The exchange of a woman, as property into marriage, to her father for money.

The Professor said...

Q) A guy said I have a 'Whale Tail' what does that mean?
April 29, 2009: Andrea Cones.
A) The whale tail is the shape formed when a G-string rides high up over a woman's jeans or pants. A fashion boom popularized by Britney Spears and Anna Korinkova incorporating hipster jeans and high riding thongs.

The Professor said...

Q) What does it mean when a guy says, 'I wrote on her wall.'?
April 30, 2009: A. Brundi.
A) Some on Facebook claim credit for inventing this phrase, but in reality this term comes from the ancient art of splooging baby batter. Example of phrase use:
When my girlfriend passed out after drunken sloppy sex, and I still hadn't gotten my rocks off, so i jacked off and wrote on her wall.

The Professor said...

Q) My boyfriend keeps say, 'ville valo', what is he talking about, he wont tell me?
May 29, 2009: Ginger.
A) Finnish for sex on toast. He's thinking of you the same way he's thinking of putting butter on a piece of toast!