May 1, 2009

Q-n-A Postings for May, 2009:

Q-n-A Subjects for May 2009:
YouTube Moment; Zip Your Soup Cooler; Condoms and Pregnancy; Problem Saturation; Raw Oysters and Male Sex Drive; Cross Beard; Just a Maker; Buffer Guests; Farting in Public; Men Cheating; Smegma; Critical Ass; Kankles; Ugandan Discussion; llello; Burger; Mommy's Boy; Namefag; Smoothy; Hoosegow; Flabbergasted; Quebec Pizza; Tunnel-Gutted Fuck Bag; Crispation Number; Farting Gift; Child Missing Scenario; Young Girls and Sex; Life Like Sex Dolls.

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The Professor said...

Q) What is a YouTube Moment?
May 01, 2009: Ginger Sins.
A) It's when you see something and wish you had a video camera with you. Equivalent to a Kodak Moment.

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Q) What does the term 'zip your soup-cooler' mean?
May 02, 2009: Jed Clampet.
A) A polite way of saying Shut-up, Shut Your Mouth, Shut the Fuck up.

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Q) Is it true you can still get pregnant if a man uses a condom?
May 03, 2009: Cindy Wicks.
A) Yes.
Read the condom package small print. It is possible but unlikely. However, make sure the condom has not expired. That the guy is not using a lubricant that can harm the condom material. That the condom was not used twice. Also check to make sure the condom is not torn or damaged. To do all this, the woman should protect herself by having her own condoms, and put it on the man to insure her own safety.

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Q) My boyfriend's father uses the term, Problem Saturation. What is he talking about?
May 04, 2009: Judy Klump.
A) A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, the media abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.

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Q) Is there any truth to the fact that eating raw oysters will enhance and prolong my male sex act?
May 05, 2009: George of the Jungle.
A) No. This is a myth.

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Q) What is a cross beard?
May 06, 2009: Larry Storch.
A) This is when a man's facial hair, his beard, grows in different directions, thus making it harder to shave.

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Q) What does it mean when a guy says to me, 'I am just a maker'?
May 07, 2009: Sally Ann Jumper.
A) It means he makes babies but doesn't consider the outcome. He accepts no responsibility for their well being or care.
The complete saying is....
I am a baby maker not a caretaker.

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Q) What are buffer guests?
May 08, 2009: Sham bin Ali Anwar.
A) A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to....
1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and
2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.

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Q) What should one do when they fart in public?
May 09, 2009: Billy Joe Biggs.
A) If you let that silent killer walk away.
If it's a loud fog horn and your around people you know smile and say 'excuse me.'
If your at Wal-Mart or some other public place just put your head down in shame and walk away fast!

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Q) Why do men cheat?
May 10, 2009: Dorothy Sands.
A) Men are predators by nature and instinct.
But in today's society where people have been brainwashed to believe in monogamous relationships and marriage, and woman have equal rights, the male becomes very intimidated.
Thus straying from home (or the nest, as it's often called).
The woman brings much of this upon themselves.
A man is interested in sex.
He gets it from you or someone else, it's as simple as that.
Stop reading those damn worthless women's magazines and listening to dip shits like Oprah Winfrey.
Give your man sex, give it to him the way he wants, do it often, daily is preferred but not less than 3 times per week or don't be surprised he has a new lady, younger and prettier than you.

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Q) What is 'smegma'?
May 12, 2009: Jay Bruno.
A) Buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis.

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Q) What does the term 'critical ass' mean?
May 13, 2009: Janet Roams.
A) The stage in FAT (obesity) accumulation when no fabric can contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

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Q) What kankles?
May 14, 2009: jimmy Planter.
A) When the calves become feet and their is no visible sign of an ankle.

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Q) What does the term 'Ugandan Discussion' mean?
May 15, 2009: Janet Ricco.
A) Originally referred to a British journalistic euphemism for sexual-intercourse , usually illicit, coined by the satirical magazine Private Eye when dictator Idi Amin Dada (1971-1979) accused one of his ministers, Princess Elizabeth, of having sex in a bathroom while on a diplomatic mission to Europe. Recently it has been applied to European Royals misbehaving.

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Q) What is 'llello'?
May 16, 2009: Pam Poots.
A) Slang for cocaine, often misspelled by ignorant wannabes as "yayo"; the act of abusing cocaine will sometimes be referred to as getting "lleyed".

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Q) What does the term burger refer to?
May 17, 2009: Penelope Stubbrhimer.
A) It's a term coined and used mostly by black males referring to a female they observe. It was even used on one of the Cosby TV Episodes.
Burger - a fine thing (highly desirable).
Burger with the Works - She has it all.
Double Cheese Burger – A girl with a great ass.
Triple Burger Deluxe – Has a small tight butt and big boobs.

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Q) What is a Mommy's Boy?
May 18, 2009: Barn Owl.
A) A male, can be a full grown adult or child, who lives at home, does everything his mommy tells him to do. This varies in degree from the extreme to just over protective by the mother.
An Example: The mother must approve of who he dates, where he goes to college, what his major will be, who he marries, where he lives (close to mommy of course).

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Q) What does the term 'Namefag' refer?
May 19, 2009: Jump Mee Tang.
A) A namefag is someone that posts on a Internet Boards with using a moniker (similar to a CB Handle in 70's).

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Q) My brother is always telling his friends that his girlfriend has the best smoothy in town, but I never see him drinking one, so is there something else going on?
May 20, 2009: Bonnie Flethcher.
A) YES
Your brother is referring to his girlfriend's hairless (shaved) vagina.

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Q) My older brother says that I am destin for the hoosegow. Is this something dirty?
May 21, 2009: Jamie.
A) Dirty as in sexual, no.
The term hoosegow is Spanish, and actually means a panel of judges in a courtroom. It has been used in TV Cowboy shows and movies as a slang term referring to – 'You're going to the hoosegow partner' , Meaning going to jail.

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Q) My grandfather is often using the word 'flabbergasted' why does he do that?
May 22, 2009: Jenny Kraig.
A) Why he does it only he knows.
The term was common over 200 hundred years ago.
It means to overwhelm with shock, surprise or wonder.

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Q) What the devil is a 'Quebec Pizza'?
May 23, 2009: Joe Joe Edy.
A) It's a Pop-Tart with ketchup.

And, you expected something more from the French?

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Q) What is a 'tunnel-gutted fuck bag?'
May 24, 2009: Leroy Spintz.
A) The ultimate queen of all skank whores.

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Q) What is a crispation number?
May 26, 2009: Ray Bones.
A) A dimensionless number used in the study of convection currents.

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Q) What is a Farting Gift and can you buy one?
May 27, 2009: Martin Wimmer.
A) The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by. You can't buy it but I am sure if you eat a lot of baked beans and a few hard boiled eggs, and drink a few beers you can muster up at least one!

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Q) Just out of curiosity, what would you recommend for a parent in the event a child is missing?
May 28, 2009: Joey Weeds.
A) I would programmed into my cellphone and also have hanging on the refrigerator door, the following numbers to call:

1) The name and phone number of a reputable dog tracking (bloodhound) service. Call them first. Have a piece of dirty clothing, recently worn by the child for the dogs to sniff and acquire a scent.
2) Your local FBI office. If the child is missing more than 24-hours, or you suspect the child has been taken across state lines.
3) Your local police department.
4) The name and phone number of a reputable Private Detective if the child is not found within 48-hours. PI's as they are called do NOT have to work within the confines and restrictions the police and FBI must adhere to.
5) Be prepared to talk to the News Media, get your son or daughter pictures on the News. Get an Amber Alert out immediately. Talk with your neighbors personally, sometimes they will talk to a grieving parent when they will not talk to the police. Offer an award if you can afford it. Do not be deterred by what the police or FBI want you to do. Time is very important and after 72-hours finding child is remote. Get on top of the issue and stay on top of it.

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Q) On the news lately seems to be a lot of talk about young girls having sex. What is your opinion on what's causing this?
May 30, 2009: Carol.
A) Two things seem to be the direct cause:
1) Bad parenting.
2) Advertising blitz to sell younger and younger girls sexy clothes.

The indirect cause many believe is the chemicals being added to food, milk, and water. Some scientist are convinced that these additives, especially hormones effect females and cause them to develop earlier. There's all ready proof that chemicals in the environment are the cause for the drop in Male Sperm Count, so why wouldn't there be some effects on females as well.

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Q) What do you think of these expensive life like sex dolls, the ones that cost $5,000.00?
May 31, 2009: Mo Mo.
A) Hey whatever flips your wig and makes you happy.
Basically these are the beginning of what's to come, and the end of women holding sex as a weapon over a man.
Eventually, a full size active life like android will be build for the male pleasure and at that tome, women will be useless to a man. If one could be build that performs all the pleasures a man wants, every type of sex, and it cooks, cleans, etc. a man would pay anything for one of these and women would be a thing of the past.