Jun 1, 2009

Q-n-A Postings for June, 2009:

Q-n-A Subjects for June 2009:
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Teenage Sex; Teen Sexual Behavior; Deflating the Doll; Green Chute; Water Ball; Internet Alzheimer; Off Like a Jewish Foreskin; Search Engine Traffic; Wigs; She's a TV; Energy Drinks; Beat Feet; Average Sperm Count; Bura-Sera; Medical Drugs versus Male Sex Drive; Pee on Me; Website Theft; Practicing Oral Sex; Penis Pump; Men avoiding the Marriage Topic; D-inches; Huffing; History versus Mistakes; Nigja; Beauty Booger; Home Protection Security Companies; Sex Ed; Website versus Blog; Home Remedy Urinating on Your Feet.

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30 comments:

The Professor said...

Q) I am pretty sure my daughter is engaging in sexual behavior. What can a mother do?
April 01, 2009: Concerned.
A) Besides locking them up till their 21, try this....
First, get her on birth control pills.
Second, buy her condoms and tell her to use them, even for oral sex.
Third, look in the mirror and ask yourself 'Why this happened?'

The Professor said...

Q) I'd like to follow up on this talk about children and sex. I am a grandmother raising a 12-year-old. Is there anyway a parent can tell if their daughter is having sex?
April 02, 2009: A Concerned Grandmother.
A) Yes.
These are the tell tale signs:
1 -Check their text messages on their phone and computer.
2 - Watch how they dress. If they look like their 21 and they are 12 or 13 you have a problem.
3 - Next know what the current expensive clothes trends are. If your daughter suddenly ends up with a Gucci Handbag and you didn't buy it for her, she is giving sex for either money or gifts or both.
4 - Get her examined by an OBGYN every year.
5 - Sit her down and explain the facts of life and the consequences of having sex, i.e. STD's and getting pregnant not to mention the reputation she will be getting.
6 - As hard as it may seem to accept, the peer pressure is great for these young girls. What we called a goodnight kiss is now oral sex for them.
7 - Get her on Birth Control Pills now!

The Professor said...

Q) What does the business term, 'Deflating the Doll' mean?
April 03, 2009: YAB Mohd bin Mohd Anwar.
A) Packing up your hotel room to check-out.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a green chute?
April 04, 2009: Larry Kanag.
A) It's an economic term meaning the economy is getting better. So when you the phrase: The Green Chute is coming down or falling, the economy is worsening or turning bad.

The Professor said...

Q) What is water ball?
April 05, 2009: Jason Pritchard.
A) There are many variation, but the original is American football played in the ocean. The body must remains in the water and up to the waste. It takes a minimum of 4-players, two on each team. You pass the ball and tackle your opponent to score without ever leaving the water.

The Professor said...

Q) What is Internet Alzheimer's?
April 06, 2009: Judy Wade.
A) When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from to join them on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.

The Professor said...

Q) Can you tell me what the phrase 'I'm off like a Jewish foreskin' means?
April 07, 2009: Daryl Zimm.
A) It is a street slang, has two meanings:
1) "I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place".
2) I am taking my condom off now.

The Professor said...

Q) I recently got a new domain name and a free website hosting package. Now I get all these damn emails about telling me how they can get my Website listed at the top of Search Engines, get all kinds of traffic to my site, etc. Is there any truth too these claims?
April 08, 2009: Cindy J.
A) Absolutely not!
They can't do one damn thing for you, that you can't do for yourself with a little research on the Internet.

The Professor said...

Q) Can you offer any advice about wigs, specifically for men?
April 09, 2009: Mr. W.
A) If you are contemplating buying a wig or hairpiece, you need to ask the following questions:
1/ - Is it washable?
2/ - Is it made of real hair (animal or human)?
3/ - If it's made of a synthetic material is the dye approved by the FDA?
4/ - Does the wig or hairpiece breathe? - You don't want to wear something that turns your head into a sweat shop.
5/ - How long will it last?

The Professor said...

Q) I was at the mall yesterday and as usual there were a lot of teens hanging out in the food court. As one girl got up and walked away with some boys she was sitting with, one said, 'she's a TV.' What was he referring to?
April 10, 2009: The Old Guy.
A) The boy meant she was a Teen Virgin or Today's Virgin. Teen girls now think they are still virgins if they have never had vaginal sex. This term 'TV' means she puts out either oral sex or anal sex or both but she won't allow a boy to screw her vaginally.

The Professor said...

Q) Do these so-called 'Energy' drinks really work?
April 11, 2009: Poo Bear 1.
A) Depends on your definition of work. Yes, they will give most healthy people a burst of energy for short periods of time, but the body will require more and more as you consume them.
These 'Energy Drinks' are very bad for you.
They all contain large amounts of caffeine and sugar. Most have sodium. The ones that claim low sugar add more caffeine and use a sugar substitute.
These can cause heart attacks, strokes, high blood pressure, anxiety attacks, weight gain, and emotion instability.
People with health problems or who are overweight should never drink these.
Energy Drinks should be banned by the FDA.
But the FDA, another worthless group of Federal bureaucrats created to protect the health of Americans are useless.

The Professor said...

Q) What does the term 'Beat Feet' mean?
April 12, 2009: George Puttem.
A) To get the hell out of here in a hurry.

The Professor said...

(Q) What is an average rating of a Sperm Count for Men?
April 13, 2009: Anthony Bundy.
A) Sperm count, or sperm concentration to avoid mixup, measures the concentration of sperm in a man's ejaculate, distinguished from total sperm count, which is the sperm count multiplied with volume. Anything over 20 million sperm per milliliter is considered normal. Anything less is considered oligospermia. A vasectomy is considered successful if the sample is azoospermic, or if only rare non-motile sperm are observed (fewer than 100,000 per millilitre).
The average sperm count today is around 60 million per milliliter in the Western world, having decreased by 1-2% per year from a substantially higher number decades ago.

The Professor said...

Q) What is 'bura-sera'?
April 14, 2009: Lim Yu, Honk Kong.
A) It is an obsession or fetish Japanese men have with school girl clothing, specifically used school girl panties. In one specific area, the Shibuya shopping district of Tokyo, Japan, there is a store called 'Rope' which carries used School Girl Clothing sealed in plastic bags which include used school girl dirty panties. These have also been found in other areas of Japan in vending machines. These dirty panties sell for more than 40.00 U.S. dollars. Just try that in America and she what happens. The Japanese society is very open and male driven. Fetishes of all types are widely accepted.

The Professor said...

Q) Is it true that a lot of these drugs doctors push on men reduce their sex drive?
April 15, 2009: Jimmy Crackcorn.
A) Absolutely.
Most of the drugs that control cholesterol and high blood pressure have negative effects on male sex drive and can reduce sperm count over a period of use. The drug companies love to list side effects, but if you notice they don't include male erectile problems or items associated with male dysfunction because if they did no one would use them unless they were in their sixties. Even women would object to their use. Fertility clinics (more doctors) don't list this as a cause until the last possible problem and then some doctors wont even admit to that.
The reasons are simple.
- Drug companies make a lot of money selling these particular medications.
- Doctors like to add drugs on top of drugs, like Viagra to correct the problem instead of getting rid of the cause.
- If you ask any normal man which, he would prefer, live another five or ten years on drugs and lose your sex life or go for the bang the babe choice, men will choose sex every-time.

The Professor said...

Q) My new boyfriend pees on me, what should I do?
April 16, 2009: Confused.
A) First, take a shower, in fact take two.
Next, dump this idiot.

The Professor said...

Q) How come people steal my work at my website?
April 17, 2009: Ms. Ayn.
A) Look putting something up on the Internet and assuming someone will not copy and use it; is like leaving your car running while you go into the store and expect someone wont steal take it. If you don't want to lose it, don't post it.

The Professor said...

Q) I have no sexual experience, but could you tell me how I can practice giving oral so when I do decide to do it I am not a total failure?
April 18, 2009: No Name Used.
A) First make sure you tell the person that you are inexperienced.
Next, I have to assume you mean giving a man oral since you didn't specify.
Get a large fresh whole carrot. Yes a carrot. Wash thoroughly.
Now using the fat end, begin to take it into your mouth.
Place your lips, not teeth, over the carrot.
Slide the carrot in and out trying to take more and more in as you practice. If you can get seven inches in and hold it with your lips firmly around the carrot you are on your way to giving good oral.
The rest just comes with practice.
Remember, each man likes his oral slightly different.
So follow his instructions.
It is best you go down on him. Do not allow a man to shove his penis into your mouth, you will probably gag and throw-up.
Make him wear a condom, I'll repeat that make sure he wears a condom. They come in flavors. In fact it is best you buy one and have it ready.
Test the carrot with the condom on it.
In the event, you do something stupid, and don't use a condom, then make sure he tells you when he is going to ejaculate (cum), because that will be another experience you must learn as you go.
This will get you by the basics.
I wouldn't try this the first time where if you do throw-up you cause a problem like in his car.
Good Luck.

The Professor said...

Q) I bought a penis pump for male enlargement. Now my penis is all discolored and my testicles have turned a bluish color, what should I do, I have no health insurance?
April 19, 2009: Argile Jones.
A) Try placing some cold compacts on your private area, if you are lucky you just bruised them.
I would still see a doctor.
You might want to try a free clinic that treats social diseases.
Also, generally in every city, there usually is a city, county, or state run hospital that treat people with no health insurance.
Bottom Line – see a doctor and stop doing stupid stuff to your body!

The Professor said...

Q) My girlfriend keeps pushing the marriage topic. Is there any advice you can give to slow her down?
April 20, 2009: Jimmy Bender.
A) There was an article sometime back, try this....
Seven Things No One Tells You About Marriage:
1. You will look at the person lying next to you and wonder, Is this it? Forever?
2. You'll work harder than you ever imagined.
3. You will sometimes go to bed mad (and maybe even wake up madder).
4. Getting your way is usually not as important as finding a way to work together.
5. A great marriage doesn't mean no conflict; it simply means a couple keeps trying to get it right.
6. You'll realize that you can only change yourself.
7. As you face your fears and insecurities, you will find out what you're really made of.

The Professor said...

Q) What are D' Inches?
April 21, 2009: Jude Bangs.
A) This stands for 'Dick Inches.'
It's the male exaggeration of how big a man says his penis is. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5 inches.

The Professor said...

Q) What is huffing?
April 22, 2009: Bo Middle.
A) The art of inhaling (breathing) fumes to get high.

The Professor said...

Q) Did you ever wonder why we study history, we don't seem to learn from our mistakes?
April 23, 2009: Just Graduated H.S.
A) I agree, history from the perspective that people learn from their mistakes, would be no reason to study it. It seems we do learn one thing, how to make better weapons and be more proficient in wars. We have also learned how to be creative using language and a convincing personality to justify a war to the people.

The Professor said...

Q) What is a nigja?
April 24, 2009: Baby Flower.
A) A black ninja.

The Professor said...

Q) I am at Starbucks last week and I hear a guy say, 'I am dropping my girlfriend if she get a beauty booger.' What is he referring to?
April 25, 2009: Sara Kincaid.
A) A 'Beauty Booger' refers to a piece of jewelry attached to the nose. Some are pierced like earrings others are not.

The Professor said...

Q) I live in Arizona where kidnappings, home invasions, car-jacking, and crime are running wild. I am being inundated with all sorts of offers from Home Protection Security Services like Brinks, AT&T, Burns, GE, etc. Are these worth having?
April 26, 2009: Barking Biker.
A) In the most part, the answer is NO.
Here are the downside of these so-called protection services:
--You have to have a phone line in your home. This at a time when most Americans are getting rid of their home phones and just having a cellphone. Home phones are, for the most part, an unwanted and unnecessary expense.
--These so-called home security systems with their 24/7 monitor devices really don't do much. Homes, even new homes, are not wired properly for a complete protection system. These are for burglary and intrusions only. They will not protect you from fire, smoke, Co2 emissions, and other hazards. To wire your home for complete protection is very expensive. The audible alarm sounds loud but if you walk just two doors away you will verily be able to hear it. Also alarms don't do anything anymore. People don't pay attention to the noise. You would have to install at least 3 of devices, not so much for someone to hear, but to make it so damn loud the burglar couldn't stand the noise.
--Once home security company arrives, you will find all sorts of hidden fees like adding extra devices and alarm pads at exterior door entrances.
--These services don't protect the exterior of the home, like your driveway, where many people park their cars. To add motion type sensors is another expense, and they probably don't offer it.
--Finally these services want to charge you a monthly fee, on a long term contract. That's bull, and if you have false alarms, even though it's their system, most charge you a fee for this.
Conclusion: Nothing beats cameras.
They don't require any phone lines. They are more expensive to initially install but provide better overall service in the end. The camera can provide valuable evidence to the authorities for capturing the criminals. Criminals generally will not enter a residence if they have cameras.
Note: Homeowner Associations, regardless of what they say, cannot tell you what types of security system you can have in your home, including cameras.

The Professor said...

Q) I've been doing sex since I was 12. I started off giving boys handjobs, then when I was 13 went to oral. Now I am 15 dating a boy 16. He says all that sex ed is bunk and they are just trying to scare us. He refuses to wear a condom, and I am not on the pill. Is he right?
April 27, 2009: Confused, Horny, and Scared.
A) NO he is both lying and stupid. You need to get on the pill asap. Condoms should also be used for oral, vaginal, and anal sex. These prevent the transmission of disease. The pill will prevent pregnancy. You are playing with a loaded gun. What are you going to do if you get pregnant, ask the idiot you are dating the same question.

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The Professor said...

Q) Which is better to have a website or a blog?
June 29, 2009: Interested.
A) It depends on what you want to do.
If it is just social, talking, chatting, etc. with friends and family, clearly a Social Network Blog like MySpace or Facebook. If you just want to rant and rave or tell the world about yourself, again a Social Network such as Twitter is best for you.
If you want to share your thoughts, poems, writing skills, humor, pictures, videos, political opinions, etc. then again a Blog like Google's blogspot is best. As you can see, I am using Googles blogspot blog.
However, if you are going to sell a product or service then a website with a Google Blog that references your site is better.
Blogs are free. Websites are not. They require a fee be paid for both a domain name and the web hosting service. You will then need some kind of FTP program to upload your website and makes changes. In addition, you will need some kind of program that allows you to design websites. You can hire someone but again all these are a hassle and cost money. Blogs are free and will do 90% of what a website will do.
If you do not have any prior website design experience or knowledge I suggest a Google Blog to get started.
There are lots of help Blogs on the Internet that offer tips on Blogging and Blog Development, most of these are free. Try the one I use, http://blogsfollowme.blogspot.com/

The Professor said...

Q) Will urinating on ones foot cure athletes foot?
June 30, 2009: Bloody Nose.
A) NO. You would be better off putting your naked feet in the ocean (not a pool).
Athlete's foot (tinea pedis) is an irritating condition in which a fungus fond of warm, moist places sets up shop in between your toes. It can cause itching, cracking, and red, scaly skin; sometimes large pieces of skin peel off, leading to secondary infections. To grow and breed, the fungus burrows into the upper layers of skin and feeds on the keratin that keeps your body germ-resistant and watertight. It also causes the basal skin cells to divide more rapidly, making the skin thick and scaly; in severe cases the fungus spreads to the nails, which thicken as well and turn yellow. If you scratch or pick at the affected area, the fungus can travel to other parts of your body, in which case athlete's foot can become athlete's pits or athlete's groin. Because the fungus likes things warm and damp, it survives well in such places as gym showers and locker rooms, and can be easily contracted by walking or standing barefoot thereabouts.