Aug 1, 2009

Q-n-A Postings for August, 2009:

Q-n-A Subjects for August 2009:
Stump F**king; Men's Bowling Grip; Hufu; Service a Man; Shower Tissue; Using Plants; Blowing Smoke; Duh Moment; Two Dollar Bill; U.S. Currency Notes; Water Boarding; Sex Wipey; Blumpkin; Langostinos; Man Trail; Jungle Fever; Nut Huggers; RTFM; Manstartion; Rocky Complex; Tax Holiday; Wee Weed; Ragging; Dumping Man Goo; Jogging; Real Penis Size versus Porn; Pedophiles; Slob; Male Semen Facts; Advice for Men.

Sorry, questions are answered in the order received. Please check daily for your question and The Professor's response.

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31 comments:

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is stump f**king?
Submitted by: Jimmy Heads.
A) Stump Fucking is when a man has sex with a woman with no arms or legs.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a Ghetto Pony?
Submitted by: Judy Trix.
A) A large dog, usually a Rottweiler or Pit Bull.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a man's bowling ball grip?
Submitted by: Aaron Spitz.
A) When you use your middle finger to put it up a woman's butt hole and then at the same time use your thumb to put it in her vagina.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Hufu?
Submitted by: Shawn Alvarez.
A) Hufu was a non-existent spoof product, supposedly a soy-based food product designed to resemble human flesh in taste and texture. The Hufu website was in existence from May 2005 to June 2006. The creators claimed that Milla Jovovich coined the term after hearing about the product's development while on the Eurostar from London to Paris.
Hufu was touted as "the healthy human flesh alternative" for "cannibals who want to quit", as well as a product for anthropology students studying cannibalism. According to its website, hufu is also "a great convenience food for cannibals. No more Friday night hunting raids! Stay home and enjoy the good healthy taste of hufu."
Mark Nuckols (founder and CEO of Hufu) then a student at Tuck School of Business claimed that the concept of Hufu occurred to him when he ate a tofurkey sandwich while reading "Good To Eat: Riddles of Food and Culture", a book on cannibalism by anthropologist Marvin Harris.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean to service a man, sounds like a car repair?
Submitted by: Flo Mennara.
A) Simply means to give a man sex. A sexually satisfied man is a contented man. And, yes you could relate auto service to that idea. A well maintained car or vehicle with frequent service runs and last, so does a man.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Shower Tissue?
Submitted by: Becky Stein.
A) When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index finger and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers and snot away.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I heard there is a plant that can cause temporary laryngitis, is this true?
Submitted by: Jason Remora.
A) Yes, it's true. The plant is called Dieffenbachia but commonly called the mother-in-law plant. Some people have been known to use this on their mother-in-laws or others who constantly annoy them with their endless whining, complaining, and babbling. This is a common household plant. So mother-in-laws beware, you have been warned.
Technical Data and Toxicity of the Plant:
The cells of the Dieffenbachia plant contain needle-shaped calcium oxalate crystals called raphides. If a leaf is chewed, these crystals can cause a temporary burning sensation and erythema (redness of the skin). In rare cases, edema (dropsy or hydropsy, is an abnormal accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, or in one or more cavities of the body) of tissues exposed to the plant have been reported. Mastication and ingestion generally result in only mild symptoms. With both children and pets, contact with dieffenbachia (typically from chewing) can cause a host of unpleasant symptoms, including oral irritation, excessive drooling, and localized swelling. However, these effects are rarely life-threatening. In most cases, symptoms are mild, and can be successfully treated with analgesic agents, antihistamines, or medical charcoal.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Where did the term 'blowing smoke up someone's ass' come from?
Submitted by: Stephen H. Rhodes.
A) There are two meanings, and probably the later comes from the original term and use.
1) The Original Meaning and Origin:
The Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810's) was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various medical purposes, primarily to resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase "blow smoke up one's ass."
2) The Modern Day Meaning:
The phrase "blowing smoke", meaning to deceive and/or distract, has been around for years. The "up ones ass" part is a fairly new addition. The origin of the "blowing smoke" part is from stage magic, where magicians use smoke to hide their actions or to distract the audience. So if your actions were meant to distract or deceive, you were said to be blowing smoke.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Duh Moment?
Submitted by: Jing.
A) Sometimes spelled dohment, it's when you do or say something moments, then slap yourself on the forehead because you know it was stupid.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Can you still get a U.S. Two Dollar Bill, and is it still printed?
Submitted by: Randy Jackson.
A) The U.S. Two-Dollar Bill is still around, and yes you can get them and spend them. Just ask your bank teller for one. If they don't have any then can order some. Most two-dollar bills are only replaced when the old ones are damaged and out of circulation. The Federal Reserve orders a new printing from the Bureau of Engraving as needed. Generally though a printing run last a long time because they are not popular. There have been request made to remove them from circulation but as of yet both the Federal Reserve and the Treasury Department have not done so. To get them removed, like getting rid of the penny, would take an act of Congress.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I read your answer on the U.S. Two Dollar Bill. What is the story with the $1,000.00 note. It has been in movies does it exist?
Submitted by: Chump Change McGraw.
A) Today, the currency of the United States is the U.S. dollar, printed bills in denominations of $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100.
Today, the currency of the United States is the U.S. dollar, printed bills in denominations of $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100.
Circulation of high-denomination bills was halted in 1969 by executive order of President Richard Nixon, in an effort to combat organized crime. The Federal Reserve began taking high-denomination bills out of circulation that year; as of May 30, 2009, there were only 336 of the $10,000 bills in circulation; 342 remaining $5,000 bills; and 165,372 $1,000 bills still being used. Due to their rarity, collectors will pay considerably more than the face value of the bills to acquire them.
For the most part, these bills were used by banks and the Federal Government for large financial transactions. This was especially true for gold certificates from 1865 to 1934. However, the introduction of the electronic money system has made large-scale cash transactions obsolete; when combined with concerns about counterfeiting and the use of cash in unlawful activities such as the illegal drug trade, it is unlikely that the U.S. government will re-issue large denomination currency in the near future. According to the US Department of Treasury website, "The present denominations of our currency in production are $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50 and $100.... Neither the Department of the Treasury nor the Federal Reserve System has any plans to change the denominations in use today."

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What exactly is water-boarding?
Submitted by: Gunther Schmidt.
A) It's a form of interrogation, some call it torture. Simply it's the use of water in various methods to obtain information from someone under duress (against their will).
The modern methods are simple:
1) Place a cloth hood over someone's head, pour water down their face. It simulates drowning.
2) Place a person on a table in a slanted position, head downward, pour a lot of water on them making it hard to breathe.
3) Use a fire hose, like the one you see in a hotel. Sit them in a chair, about 10-feet away and spray the water under pressure from the hose into their face.
Other methods go back centuries, some are still use today, they are....
- -In old Europe and brought to America, women would be placed in a chair or hung upside down by their feet and dunked in the river to discipline them. This was done when the husband complained that his wife was disobedient.
- -During the Soviet Union Era (USSR) Eastern Block country secret police like East German, Albanian, and Czechoslovakian would place prisoners in cells that were filled with water up to their waste. This was harsh punishment during winter, many died from exposure but information was obtained.
- -Another method is to place a person naked in a bathtub, fill it with cold water. Make them stay there. They will have to urinate and defecate in the water and eventually submit.
- -In ancient China, water torture was used by simply placing a person in an extremely quiet place, either tied in a chair or on a table face up with a bucket over their head. A small water drop would drip on their forehead endlessly for hours or days until they gave up whatever information they had.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a sex wipey?
Submitted by: Bernard Finklestien.
A) It's the use of a girl's panties to wipe your penis off after having sex with her. It can also be a man's shirt for a woman to wipe her vagina after having sex with a man.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I was at a bar and heard two guys talking about women. One said, I will only get serious if a girl gives me a 'Blumpkin.' What was he referring to?
Submitted by: Cori Wrangle.
A) A Blumpkin as it's called, is when a girl gives a man oral sex (sucks his penis) while the guy is on the toilet taking a dump.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What exactly are Langostinos?
Submitted by: Bull Rider Pete.
A) Langostino is a Spanish word with different meanings in different areas. In America, it is commonly used in the restaurant trade to refer to the meat of the squat lobster, which is neither a true lobster nor a prawn. It is more closely related to porcelain crabs and hermit crabs. Crustaceans labeled as langostino are no more than 3 inches (7.6 centimetres) long, and weigh no more than 7 ounces (198 grams). Langostinos are not langoustes (spiny lobsters) despite a similar name (in Spanish, Lobster is called Langosta.) Also, Langostinos are sometimes confused with langoustines (Norway lobster), which is a true lobster common in European cuisine.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Man Trail?
Submitted by: Lolla.
A) It's when a man leaves a urine trail where he's been. Some people call this a 'pisshap.' It generally occurs when a man has been drinking and urinates all around the toilet. When drunk enough a man will leave his penis out for that drip drip as he walks out of the bathroom. It can also refer to man peeing himself because he's too drunk to care.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does the term Jungle Fever mean?
Submitted by: Twatlow.
A) It use to refer to an unknown disease that people would come down with visiting far off lands in Africa including the Middle East. It also referred to getting Malaria.
The more modern meaning is a White Person dating a Black Person. This is sometimes called Salt and Pepper.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What the hell are Nut Huggers?
Submitted by: Jamie Finlove.
A) Very tight jeans worn by men.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does 'RTFM' stand for?
Submitted by: Ms. Putershank.
A) The only thing that comes to mind is...
Read The Fucking Manual.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is manstartion?
Submitted by: Peggy Bell.
A) It's when a man acts like a bitch, especially at the office, then he's compared to a woman on her menstruation cycle having a bad period day!

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Rocky complex?
Submitted by: Harry Gorn.
A) This is when an a man develops a Rocky Balboa attitude. Mostly adopted by young Italians after they saw the movie Rocky.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Tax Holiday?
Submitted by: Vincent Gambini.
A) It's when a state or city or both suspend all sales taxes for a given period of time to boost retail sales. Generally it's for one day or one weekend. It covers everything but big ticket items. Most put a maximum per item cost exemption of $2,000.00.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does the term Wee Weed mean?
Submitted by: Peter Holiday.
A) I believe you mean the term 'wee-wee’d up' coined by President Obama. It basically means accusing someone of wetting their pants due to baseless pessimism. It's when Congress moves from August through September with negativism about everything and gets absolutely nothing done and the news media talks it to death.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Please define the term ragging?
Submitted by: Hu Wu.
A) It's a derogatory slang term used by men towards a woman, usual their wife. The actual phrase is...
Stop ragging on me all the time!
This refers to a woman who constantly finds fault in every damn thing a man does and nags him about it.
Ragging steps up the term nagging by implying the woman is on her menstrual cycle (period) all the time. In other words she a real pain in the ass and impossible to live with!

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I make my boyfriend wear a condom when we have sex. But when he takes it off he dumps his goo in my panties and makes me wear them. Can this be a problem?
Submitted by: Rachel W.
A) Yes. Some of his sperm is still alive and although unlikely it will get you pregnant it is still possible if any gets inside your vagina. The bigger worry is if he has any type of infection or disease including an STD you can still get it.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is it healthy in your opinion to jog or walk along a major street artery?
Submitted by: Alice Jones.
A) NO. When you walk or jog a heavily vehicle traveled area you inhale more CO2. This negates any health improvement attempt you are trying by walking or running to stay in shape and may cause reverse health effects on your body.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I read your Q and A on Penis sizes. Can you now explain how come there are huge penis in porn movies that exceed your answer?
Submitted by: Naboo.
A) The penis sizes that were given in that particular Q-n-A are correct and accurate. As for what you see in either porn pictures or porno (pornographic) movies result from one of four possibilities:
1) The male is wearing an artificial penis cover. This actually goes over the real male penis. Thus making it larger than it is.
2) The male is wearing a male strap-on. This is a dildo with a strap that is used by males. Usual they are sold to lesbian women.
3) The pictures are altered (called doctored) using something like Adobe Photoshop.
4)The angle is shot with a zoom lens (telephoto) making it look bigger (larger) than it really is.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Why do men like young women? Are there more pedophiles now than ever?
Submitted by: Active Granny.
A) Actually this is two questions.
Most men have always like younger woman and still do. Young women have firm tight bodies and make a man think of his youth.
As for underage young girls, if that is what you are referring, then if we knew what caused many of these mental disorders then possibly a cure could be found.
No there are no more pedophiles now in portion of society and population than before, in fact there are probably fewer pedophiles because now it's a crime. What's alarming is the increase of women committing sex with under age boys.
The way society has evolved in western cultures girls are having sex younger than ever on their own, they don't need a dirty old man to seduce them they are eager to give it away.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My husband is a slob. To top it off I have to chase after him to bathe. If I get a new husband will I still have this problem?
Submitted by: Mary Ulram.
A) I cannot predict what type of husband you'll get in the future. I can tell you that what you see before marriage in a man's personal hygiene is about what you should expect. About 25 percent of all men from modern western developed civilizations have bad hygiene habits, the most often complained about by woman is they don't bath frequently.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q)Can you give me some facts I should know about male semen?
Submitted by: Mark Weatherby.
A) Semen can indicate the health status of men.
Besides sperm, semen is made up of 65 per cent of fluid from the seminal vesicles, 30 to 35 per cent from the prostate and 5 per cent from the vasa. Semen contains citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc. The amount of semen produced varies from a few drops to about 6 ml.
One amount of ejaculated semen may contain between 40 million to 600 million sperm depending on the volume and the length of time stored before ejaculating. Yet, the quantity of sperm produced will only cover the head of a pin. Samples used for medical study are obtained by requiring the donor to masturbate, or if a sample cannot managed without intercourse, then non-reactive condoms can be used.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I am 30-years-old, average looking, not overweight. Can you please give me some advice that works for picking up women?
Submitted by: A Frustrated Man.
A) You didn't say where you live, but here is one method that works everywhere.
Look for a woman who just broke up with her boyfriend or husband. They are angry, frustrated, and lonely. What's more important they want revenge sex. Be polite, understanding, agreeable, and sympathetic to their needs and what they say but don't over do it.
Also try looking for women in grocery stores and laundry-mats. Learn to pay attention. Look for that smile they give. Play stupid like you don't know what you're doing, then ask them for help.