Sep 1, 2009

Q-n-A Postings for September, 2009:

Q-n-A Subjects for September 2009:
Important to Men; Manther; Cookie Duster; Ansy; Carcolepsy; Horny Goat Weed; BFH; Moniker; Camel Toe; Moose Knuckle; McDonald's Fish Fillet; Tight Like Crabs Butt; My Poop Hurts; NIB; Robbing the Cradle; Dog Collar; LBP1; Hair Ball; Teen Masturbation; Sniff Test; Cranberry Juice; Elephant Gun; Men Fantasies; Puss n Boots; Pirate Bath; Punk Up; She's Made of Plastic; Chronic Back Pain; Hollywood Tuna; Vibrators.

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30 comments:

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Other than sex, what is important to a man?
Submitted by: Jenny Wong.
A) Here is a list that works:
As a woman your appearance is important, men prefer women with long hair; who dress sexy but not like a whore.
Who laugh at their jokes.
Tell them they are great in bed.
Let them have some space to spend time with their friends.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a 'Manther?'
Submitted by: Harry Van Camp.
A) A male version of a cougar. Older man preys on young women for sex.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a cookie duster?
Submitted by: Mary Redds.
A) A fully developed male mustache capable of dusting a cookie. This later became a sexual slang referring to a man giving a woman oral sex.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does the term ansy mean?
Submitted by: Brenda Canale.
A) To be horny.
However if you were referring to antsy pants, example: That guy sure is antsy...
This refers to and old saying meaning that person is jumping around like he has ants in his pants.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) what is carcolepsy?
Submitted by: B. Lonfooter.
A) Slang Meaning – A condition that effects a person causing them to fall asleep when a car is moving.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Goat Weed?
Submitted by: Paul Kartrell.
A) I believe you mean Horny Goat Weed. The technical name is
Epimedium, also known as Rowdy Lamb Herb, Barrenwort, Bishop's Hat, Fairy Wings, or Chinese Yin Yang Huo, is a genus of about 60 or more species of herbaceous flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. The large majority are endemic to southern China, with further outposts in Europe, and central, southern and eastern Asia.
Epimedium species are hardy perennials. The majority have four-petaled "spider-like" flowers in spring. Many are believed to be aphrodisiacs, particularly horny goat weed.
Horny Goat Weed is used a lot in Africa and is believed to solve erectile dysfunction. It does have similar nature; properties like the drug Viagra by constricting the blood flow to certain areas of the body such as the male penis.
The population of Africa does indicate it has some medicinal purposes and some medical experts believe this works as well as Viagra.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a BFH?
Submitted by: Lorna Deep.
A) It has many definitions but the two most acceptable or common are:
1 - Big F**king Hammer
2 - Big Fire Hose (refers to a man's penis)

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a moniker?
Submitted by: Dell.
A) It's a handle, a fake name created for use when posting on various boards, blogs, and Internet forums.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What really is a Camel Toe?
Submitted by: Zin.
A) Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the labia majora seen through tight fitting clothes.
A very aesthetically pleasing phenomenon, whereby a woman's venus mound is clearly discernible under the snug fabric of her lower garment. Typically, the fuller the labia, the more pleasing the effect.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Now that we all know what a Camel Toe is – is there a counterpart term for the male?
Submitted by: Beatrice Findstuffer.
A) Of course there is a slang term for this as well.
Male organs showing through clothes at the crotch are called a 'Moose Knuckle.'

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) McDonald's Fish Fillet – I say the fish is haddock my friend says it's cod, which of us is correct?
Submitted by: Shane Fastner.
A) Neither one of you. McDonald's currently uses a fish unknown too most people caught off the coast of New Zealand called
Hoki. It's a deep caught ugly fish but is very tasty. McDoanld's along with other fish restaurants are looking for a new fish to fill their orders because like many ocean species, this fish is now over caught by commercial fishing and is depleting in rapid numbers.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does the phrase, 'tight like a crabs butt' mean?
Submitted by: Mo Poo.
A) Actually, the phrase is:
Tighter than a crabs ass.
It means water tight.
Example: That guy is tighter with his money than a crabs ass!

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Haven't been exposed much to American English, but mate can you explain the phrase, 'My Poop Hurts'?
Submitted by: Lim Su Wat.
A) This is sometimes used by a person, male or female, who has had anal sex, often times repeated anal sex.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) what is NIB?
Submitted by: Elroy Jetsun.
A) It means: New in Box.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Does the term Robbing the Cradle mean your a Pedophile?
Submitted by: Leroy Jibbs.
A) No. It refers to an older man dating a younger woman. Generally this expression is used when a man goes through a mid life crisis which occurs in his forties or fifties, and starts dating younger women, in their early twenties.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is the significance of a girl wearing a dog collar?
Submitted by: Tam U Dung.
A) It generally means that she is somebody's bitch, as in she is owned like a dog.
It also has other meanings which include:
She's into Goth.
She's into the BDSM scene.
She's looking to be owned by another.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is the meaning or reference to LBP1?
Submitted by: Claudia Clackup.
A) It means: Little Bitty Pretty One.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean when I hear, “I got a hair ball stuck in my throat” ?
Submitted by: Joanie Smells.
A) It refers to a guy getting a woman's pubic hair in his mouth.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Hello, I am a 15-year-old male and I masturbate almost everyday. Is this normal?
Submitted by: Please-No Name.
A) Yes. The average young male who is not in a sexual relationship masturbates daily. Even those who have a sex partner masturbate on the average of three times per week. So you are quite normal.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is the sniff test ?
Submitted by: Hal Dodger.
A) It's when a man sniffs the girls vagina to make sure it doesn't smell like a fish market. Ladies if it has an odor, wash your coochie. It is wise for the ladies to smell the male as well. If a guy's testicles and penis smell like a used sock you shouldn't be putting your face and mouth down there, make him shower thoroughly.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Does drinking cranberry juice daily really help prevent kidney stones?
Submitted by: Lilly Kittens.
A) Yes, Drinking cranberry juice prevents certain types of bacteria from attaching to the wall of the bladder and may lessen the chance of infection. Cranberry extract tablets have also been found to be effective in preventing cystitis and avoiding the taste of cranberry juice, which some find unpleasant. It also helps reduce the calcium build-up in the kidney which is a major factor for kidney stones. Most doctors will recommend drinking cranberry juice if you get a kidney stone. You should drink about half a coffee cup to one full glass daily if you have a kidney or bladder problem.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is it true they still make a double barrel elephant gun?
Submitted by: Kinko Barnes.
A) Yes, it's called the T-Rex (Tyrannosaur) 700 Nitro Express. It is a custom made firearm and comes in Rifle, Pistol, or Shotgun and fires a .577 cartridge ammo round.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Are there any studies on what a man fantasizes about?
Submitted by: Sylvia Spreads.
A) Yes, here is the results of one such study:
15 Percent of men would like to have sex with a midget.
25 Percent of men want have sex with two other women at the same time (this is called a three some).
40 Percent of men want to have sex with a centerfold.
10 Percent of men want to be having sex when they die.
10 Percent of men wish they were able to turn there girlfriend or wife on and off with a remote control device.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Puss n Boots?
Submitted by: Jimmy Doorhanger.
A) A term used to described a sexy woman wearing knee high tight boots, generally black with matching tight mini skirt.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Pirate Bath?
Submitted by: Hope Lickk.
A) When a person is in a hurry and cannot take a full shower they so they just wash their pits and privates.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Punk Up?
Submitted by: Beverly Crankcase.
A) Generally when a home boy tries to join the Punk scene (Puck Rock) and shows his stupidity, It can also be referred to any 'newbie' just joining the Punk Rock scene.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean when somebody says she is just Plastic?
Submitted by: George Crotch.
A) This is someone who is fake and has false character, she thinks she is better than the whole world. Originated from those rich snob bitches from Vassar College.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have chronic back pain any suggestions?
Submitted by: The Dry Gulch Kid.
A) Sleeping on a soft mattress is often the cause, if nothing else it exasperates the problem. Common back pain is often caused by misalignment of the vertebra, a slipped disk, nerve damage, or arthritis. To alleviate the pain sleep on a hard mattress or put a piece of plywood under your current mattress. Also sleep with a pillow between you knees. Sleeping on a heating pad may also help. If you pulled your back out and are walking crooked or bent over buy some of those chemical ice blocks used to preserve food in a cooler. Place them in the freezer until hardened. Then lay on the floor under a towel, place the frozen cube under the area that hurts and elevate your knees.
You should get an x-ray. A chiropractor or accupunture is suggested. Pain killers only mask the pain they don't solve the problem. Severe disk problems may require back surgery.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a Hollywood Tuna?
Submitted by: Jinx Foo.
A) It's a male description of a hot Hollywood celebrity such as Megan Fox, Beyonce Knowles, Drew Barrymore just to name three.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I use a vibrator, is this commonplace?
Submitted by: Vivian Dunks.
A) Yes, a recent study in the U.S. shows that 52 percent of American Women own and use a vibrator.