Oct 1, 2009

Q-n-A Postings for October, 2009:

Q-n-A Subjects for October 2009:
B.A.S.T.; Sex with Family Members; SEO; Underwear; Case of No Nipples; Crush on a Teacher; Extra Cash fro Investments; Bitch F You; Humpty Dumpties; EMO; Funny Name; Get My Mouth Piece; Sex Fantasies; Google Bar on Blogs; Biggest Complaints about Women; First Fast Draw Shootout; Boozblasted; Doing the Harry; Whiskey Dick; Waffle Crapper; Whacked Up; Parking Lot Bully; Average Breasts Size; Pre-Teen Vaginal Discharge; Quim; Steel Helmut; Short Round; Drugs versus Penal Erection; Va-J-J; Female Clitoris Sizes; Talking to Inanimate Objects.

Sorry, questions are answered in the order received. Please check daily for your question and The Professor's response.


Please submit your questions by email to:
thedailyqa@yahoo.com

31 comments:

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does B.A.S.T. stand for?
Submitted by: Lyle Knose.
A) The only thing I can think of is...
Big Ass Small Tits.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I had sex with my brother-in-law and now I don't know what to do?
Submitted by: Ashamed.
A) Well you just completed his fantasy, was it good for you? Basically do nothing, and hope you don't get pregnant. You would ruin both families if you tell your husband and people have been killed over less.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What exactly is SEO? I keep getting spam emails offering this to me.
Submitted by: Jerry Junks.
A) SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization. A fancy term for manipulating websites to improve page ranking status. For the most part it doesn't work. You may want to check out The Blog Guy's Blog and Website. He offers free advice on Blogging and Website HTML Coding among other tips. His url is:
http://blogsfollowme.blogspot.com/

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My boyfriend wears his underwear inside out, is this normal?
Submitted by: Ms Concerned.
A) Yes, it's quite normal, lazy but normal for both men and women.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have dated some women who literally have almost no nipples. I would like to know is this normal and can they still produce milk?
Submitted by: Jim Hootch.
A) Although there are many women who do not have developed nipples, these make up about 5 percent of women, most of these are within the white (Caucasian) race. But yes they will still produce milk but may have a harder time breast feeding a baby. It does make it much harder for a man to foreplay with underdeveloped nipples.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My 13-year-old son has a crush on his school teacher. What should I do?
Submitted by: Shelly Strokem.
A) Nothing, this is normal. But if you want to help him relieve his anxiety and focus more on his studies, get him a copy of Playboy or Penthouse Magazine, and a box of condoms, tell him it's time he get a girlfriend.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have some extra cash and would like to do some investments, any suggestions?
Submitted by: Stuffy Jackson.
A) Buy Gold. Gold is about the only thing that has proven since the dawn of mankind to survive any war, recession, or inflation.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I was visiting NYC and went to an after hours bar. There I met a guy who said, “How about I take you back to my place and bitch fuck you.” What did he mean?
Submitted by: Linda M.
A) Well since you're asking me what it means, I assume you didn't go with him. But to answer your question, it means:
You both go to his place, he fucks you hard and deep (no foreplay, no love making), then you immediately get up, get dressed, and find your own transportation home. Hell you might as well just do it in the alley.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What are Humpty Dumpties?
Submitted by: Sammy H.
A) An intelligence community term for using mercenaries.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is an EMO?
Submitted by: Franny Bushes.
A) An entire subculture made up of people, usually teens, with a fake personality.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Why do American men make fun of my name?
Submitted by: Mi Suk Wang.
A) Doh!

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Please settle and argument. My friend says this phrase means to get his harmonica. I say it means to get your lawyer. Who is right and what does the term 'Get My Mouth Piece' mean?
Submitted by: Slim Farkle.
A) You are correct. The term or phrase goes back to early criminal activities of the Twentieth Century in America. Used in Hollywood gangster type movies, the criminal would tell the police interrogator to get me my mouthpiece, meaning they wanted a lawyer.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I fantasize about sex with another person, is this normal?
Submitted by: Paul Chase.
A) Yes, this is quite normal. Nothing to worry about. Some people even think about one person while they are having sex with a different person.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I use Google blogspot myself. I noticed you got rid of your bar at the top of Google Blogs. How did you do that?
Submitted by: A Blogger.
A) I follow a Blog, called Blogs Follow Me. The Blog Guy gives great TIPS on Blogging and Website Development.
You can find his Blog at:
http://www.blogsfollowme.blogspot.com/
The specific item you are looking for – How to get rid of the Nav Bar at the top of Google Blogs is under Google Blogging Tip # 81.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) When it comes to sex, what are the biggest complaints men have about women?
Submitted by: Pricilla Twass.
A) There have been several surveys of men on this subject, the results have varied in order, but the answers are consistent.
Men complain about sex with women in three key areas:
1) They feel a woman should not ask them to ware a condom.
2) They feel a woman should always have sex with a man by sitting on top facing him and riding his penis.
3) Men want a woman to be on their knees giving him oral sex.
So ladies if you do all three of these you're ahead of the pack.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) When and where was the first fast draw shoot-out in America?
Submitted by: Kyle Luce.
A) No one knows for sure where the first shootout took place. But the credit goes to a famous gunfight in 1865 called the Wild Bill Hickok shootout.
On July 21, 1865 in Springfield Missouri gave birth to the Wild West era when the town square was the site of the nation’s first recorded shootout, a “quick draw” duel between Wild Bill Hickok and Davis Tutt Jr. at high noon.
Following a poker game in the Lyon House Hotel on South Street, Tutt claimed Hickok owed him money and took his pocket watch as collateral. Tutt claimed he would wear it in public to show that Hickok didn’t pay his debts. The next day Tutt fired a shot at Hickok from 75 yards away, barely missing his head. Hickok fired back and killed Tutt with a bullet through the heart. The event made nationwide news, and the incredible marksmanship exhibited by Hickok made him known worldwide.
Two small brass plaques inlaid into the pavement on Park Central Square mark the locations of both Hickok and Tutt during the famous shootout.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is boozblasted?
Submitted by: Tru Sung.
A) This is when you wake up in the morning to something next to you and you realize you had sex with that person, and you think 'Oh Shit' and then suddenly you get a really bad headache and throw-up.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean doing the Harry?
Submitted by: Skip Mee.
A) A British coined phrase meaning:
To masturbate in a public toilet e.g school, pubs, clubs, trolley, the tube (subway), etc. Refers to Prince Harry of Wales.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a 'Whiskey Dick?'
Submitted by: Sammy Sunrise.
A) This is when a man brings a woman home and has had too much to drink and can't get it up to perform.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Waffle Crapper?
Submitted by: Mike Larson.
A) A woman so hot and beautiful you wouldn't mind if she drop her panties and crapped on your waffle at a restaurant.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Whacked Up?
Submitted by: Cindy Snapper.
A) A person who is crazy enough to get high sniffing a jar full of animal or human feces and urine.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Parking Lot Bully?
Submitted by: Jamie Sins.
A) A person who commits anyone, part, or all of the following:
- Parks in a Handicap Space.
- Drives in the opposite direction of the arrows.
- Parks facing the wrong way.
- Backs up to get a parking space.
- Doesn't wait for crossing pedestrians.
- Parks in an isle blocking traffic waiting for someone in the store.
- Jumps Que at a drive-up window.
- Parks in a 'No Parking Zone.'
-Parks diagonally at the entrance / exit blocking others from entering.
-Parks facing the wrong way at a gas station, or takes up two space, or just parks their car while they go inside to get something.
- Parks in an isle waiting for a parking place.
- Pulls out onto a public street, road, or highway without stopping.
- Drives across a parking lot to beat the traffic, speed bumps, or take a short cut.
- Pushes their shopping cart into another car.

Now don't you feel bad about yourself? We have all done some of these at onetime or another.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I saw your stats on the male penis sizes. But what is average breast size?
Submitted by: Pam.
A) The average breast size in the U.S. is 35.9 inches, roughly equivalent to a 34B bra, which is the average bra size in America.
Here's how average Breasts size in America breaks down:
AA cup: 2%
A cup: 15%
B cup: 44%
C cup: 28%
D cup: 10%
DD cup: 1%
The average adult woman in the United States wears a 34-B Bra Size but the average European woman wears a 35-C Bra, and the average Asian wears a 32-B bra.
Important Note – Bra sizes change according to weight. Most women wear the wrong bra size. Not every bra manufacturer measures their bras exactly the same, so try it one before you buy it.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I am 12-years-old and I am getting this white liquid discharge in my panties. I haven't started my period yet have I, and should I worry about this?
Submitted by: Still a Virgin.
A) If the discharge is clear or white, it's just normal, and many girls have discharge daily for up to a year before their period. Have some Kotex type pads with you for the next few months, your period may be on it's way.
If the discharge is yellow, or thick and smells like fish, then talk to a parent or a doctor. If it's brown or red, congratulations, this is probably your period.
It's completely normal, even when you have already had your period, every woman has a small amount of daily discharge.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is 'quim?'
Submitted by: Stinky Vasquez.
A) The term 'quim' is a British slang word referring to a woman's vagina when it gets wet.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is meant when a soldier says get your Steel Helmet?
Submitted by: Bobby Jingles.
A) It's a World War II and Korean War term used by American GI's that meant put on ones combat helmet. The term is no longer used because the helmets are no longer made of metal.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean when someone is referred to as 'Short Round?'
Submitted by: Karl Klump.
A) A short round is a bullet that never made the distance. It was coined in a movie called Steel Helmut and later used in an Indiana Jones movie. A 'short round' can also be referred to as a squib round or load, which is a firearm malfunction whereby the bullet is fired but never leaves the barrel. This can cause weapons to explode injuring the user when another round is fired after the first round is still in the barrel.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I read your Q and A on drugs. It appears to me that if these cholesterol and high blood pressure meds have a side affect on men that will eventually cause erectile dysfunction why don't they just give you Viagra to solve the whole problem?
Submitted by: A man in his fifties.
A) I have wondered this sometimes myself. Viagra and similar drugs lower the blood pressure and constrict blood flow to the genitally thus causing an erection in the male penis. It isn't just those drugs many other drugs cause the same effect on men. Viagra wouldn't do anything to lower your cholesterol but tension is another cause of blood pressure and sex makes you relax reducing tension.
But then drug companies wouldn't be making all that money selling you multiple medications now would they?

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is va-j-j?
Submitted by: Candy Wu.
A) Slang referring to the sexiest, smelliest, wettest part of a woman's body, i.e. the vagina. This is used in public places so the full word 'vagina' is not mentioned.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Tell me something about the female clitoris?
Submitted by: Judd Bainard.
A) The average length of the female clitoris is one inch, though the part that shows, called the clitoral glans, is 0.20 inches long.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My older brother talks to things. Example, he's doing something and it doesn't go right the first time, duh, he will say, 'come on' – is this normal or does he have a problem?
Submitted by: Billy Jean.
A) This is quite normal and is more common in men than women. When a woman does it she generally mumbles or thinks it to herself whereby a man will speak openly. Also, the higher the IQ the more likely this is too happen.