Nov 1, 2009

Q-n-A Postings for November, 2009:

Q-n-A Subjects for November 2009:
Shopping Cart Bully; Duck on June Bug; Milk Ejection Reflex; Lactogenesis; Love Drops; You Nailed It; Chicken; Mother's Milk; Samurai versus Ninja; Dangers of Anal Sex; Sports Snob; JFGI; Mantrum; Textpectation; Piss Fart; Perfect Sex Storm; Dating; Vagina Twitches; Ohm, Watt, Volt, Amp; Blinky; Wiener Cousins; Flashbacks; Damaged Currency; She-shizzle; Fingerprints; Penis Popper.

Sorry, questions are answered in the order received. Please check daily for your question and The Professor's response.



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27 comments:

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a shopping cart bully?
Submitted by: Homer Jones.
A) This is similar to a parking lot bully. You maybe a shopping cart bully if....
--You block the isle so others can't get by.
--You open food to sample the item then leave the package without paying for it.
--You have a screaming kid in a shopping cart.
--You take items from other peoples carts.
--You forgot to get a cart so you take someone elses.
--You talk on your cellphone while pushing a shopping cart.
--You meet someone at the store and the two of you block the isle with your useless gossiping.
--You walk around an area and leave your cart so others have to push it out of the way.
--You're a fruit sampler.
--You place an item in your cart later then decide you didn't want it and just leave it anywhere in the store.
--You put your unwanted items in someone elses cart.
--You bump your cart into other carts.
--You try and take the item from behind and knock something over doing it.
--You leave your cart anywhere and not return it to the designated area.
--You bump your cart into someone elses car.
--You take your cart out of the shopping area.
--You sample carts for the best one and don't put the others back together.
--You steel a cart for the fun of it.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does the term, like a duck on a junebug, mean?
Submitted by: Roy Wines.
A) It refers to a duck eating a June Bug, a genus of beetles.
But as it applies to humans, it's an old slang term meaning:
Someone went after something in a hurry, with determination, and passion.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is 'Milk Ejection Reflex?'
Submitted by: June Cleviss.
A) It's the release of the hormone oxytocin leads to the milk ejection or let-down reflex. Oxytocin stimulates the muscles surrounding the breast to squeeze out the milk. Breast feeding mothers describe the sensation differently. Some feel a slight tingling, others feel immense amounts of pressure or slight pain/discomfort, and still others do not feel anything different.
The let-down reflex is not always consistent, especially at first. The thought of breast feeding or the sound of any baby can stimulate this reflex, causing unwanted leakage, or both breasts may give out milk when an infant is feeding from one breast. However, this and other problems often settle after two weeks of feeding. Stress or anxiety can cause difficulties with breast feeding.
A poor milk ejection reflex can be due to sore or cracked nipples, separation from the infant, a history of breast surgery, or tissue damage from prior breast trauma. If a mother has trouble breast feeding, different methods of assisting the milk ejection reflex may help. These include feeding in a familiar and comfortable location, massage of the breast or back, or warming the breast with a cloth or shower.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I read milk ejection reflex, so what is 'Lactogenesis?'
Submitted by: Rose Genonosa.
A) During the latter part of pregnancy, the woman's breasts enter into the Lactogenesis stage one. This is when the breasts make colostrum, a thick, sometimes yellowish fluid. At this stage, high levels of progesterone inhibit most milk production. It is not a medical concern if a pregnant woman leaks any colostrum before her baby's birth, nor is it an indication of future milk production.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What are love drops?
Submitted by: K Clancy.
A) This a slang term for male pre-ejaculation fluid (semen). They are called love drops because they begin to seep out as the male penis is aroused. They can carry live sperm and get you pregnant. This is why using the rhythm method without any form of birth control is dangerous. Also this can occur if a condom accidentally breaks. Love drops have been shown to carry STD's especially HIV. So to be 100 percent safe the girl should be on birth control, and the man should always use a condom.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does the term 'You Nailed It' really mean?
Submitted by: Joshua Grimes.
A) This is actually a gymnastics term meaning a perfect finish. It is highly overused in the entertainment business especially the reality shows such as American Idol; So You Think You Can Dance; America's Got Talent; Dancing with the Stars; and Britons Got Talent.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean when you call a woman a 'Chicken?'
Submitted by: René Wilhelm.
A) It does not mean a coward. It's a slang term referring to a feminist. Coined on the show Married with Children, Al Bundy use to call Marcy a 'Chicken.' In essence this means a woman has short hair like a man, no boobs, and a wide butt.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) On this whole Mother's Milk thing, is it okay for my husband to suck and swallow my milk?
Submitted by: Becky.
A) Yes it's perfectly ok. Some men want to share mommies milk. You must be cautious though not to allow your man to suck your nipples if he is ill (cold, flu, or even an STD) because he can pass the germs onto the baby. Also the baby must be fed first so there is ample supply of milk to feed the child. Lastly mother's milk has anti bodies so these can be passed onto your husband. The whole purpose of breast feeding even in modern society is the mother produces antibodies and passes these along to the child warding off early disease such as colds, flu, and others that are not harmful to full grown adults but may have real complications in a newborn child.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's the difference between a Samurai and a Ninja?
Submitted by: Sammy Gerard.
A) A Samurai was a Japanese warrior dedicated to a clan or Feudal Warlord general referred to as the Shogun. This mainly occurred before industrial Japan but the concept and philosophy did extend up to and through World War 2. The term Samurai means those who serve in close attendance to the nobility.
In modern Japan the art of Kendo, swordsmanship, is still studied and revered today. Samurai warriors described themselves as followers of "The Way of the Warrior" or Bushido. Bushido is defined by the Japanese dictionary Shogakukan Kokugo Daijiten as "a unique philosophy (ronri) that spread through the warrior class. From the earliest times, the Samurai felt that the path of the warrior was one of honor, emphasizing duty to one's master, and loyalty unto death.
A Ninja or shinobi was a covert agent or mercenary of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.
Both were skilled in the art and use of various weapons, which included the Samurai Sword.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is it really okay to have anal sex?
Submitted by: Miss New.
A) Yes, it's perfectly ok to have anal sex. But take precautions. The man should always wear a condom. This protects both the man and woman from infections and disease including STDs. Also, you need to find a man who will be gentle, this can hurt if rammed in or done to hard. Make sure the condom is lubricated using KY Jelly. Avoid using artificial devises like strap-ons and butt plugs.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Exactly what is a 'sports snob'?
Submitted by: Jane Bungalow.
A) It's a person who is obsessed with sports and so-called knowledge of sporting events that they inject their unwanted comments to others to the level of being irritating.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does JFGI stand for?
Submitted by: Ginger Smuckers.
A) The only thing I can think of is:
Just Fucking Google It.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Mantrum?
Submitted by: Alice B. Tokelace.
A) It's when a grown man throws a tantrum like a 2-year-old because he cannot get his own way.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Textpectation?
Submitted by: Ronnie Jitters.
A) The anticipated feeling one gets when expecting a text message.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Piss Fart?
Submitted by: Sly Joong.
A) It's when a man pees but it shoots out in small squirts and takes sometime for him to get done.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a 'Perfect Sex Storm?'
Submitted by: Paula Crapstarter.
A) This occurs during intercourse, when a man pisses on his partner, farts in her face, then slaps her so hard she sees stars. The piss represents the the rain, the fart represents thunder, and the stars represent lightning. Thus creating a 'perfect sex storm.'

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) After 15 years of marriage, I am just getting back into the dating scene, all I can say is wow. What the hell is going on with women nowadays, do you get anything real?
Submitted by: Benny.
A) Not really, just consider this....
A woman can fake out almost every part of her body. She's like a mannequin. If you take her home and undress her you don't know what the hell you're getting.
Women have at their disposal -
Fake Boobs, you strap them on.
Or, they can get a boob job.
Or, they can go to some place like Victoria Secrets and get an enhanced bra that makes them look two cup sizes larger.
Then there's the fake Camel Toe.
Then she could have had a buttocks cosmetic job, or she's just wearing a fake butt.
She could have her hair dyed.
She could be wearing a full wig or a hair piece.
She might have gotten a full body wax before going out.
Then there's the sun tanning salon.
Lets not forget boots and high heels that make her look taller.
She could be wearing a girdle or corset to hold in the flab.
She could be wearing colored contact lenses to change her eye color, or just to cover up the fact she wears glasses.
Lets not forget she could have used a teeth whitener, or hell if she could afford it have them all capped.
Then she might be wearing enough make-up to make her look 10-years younger or pretty or both until it's removed and you just have a plane hum drum nothing.
She might be covering up tattoos or body piercings or both.
Then of course, she could be a MAN dressed like a woman - Surprise!
Good luck out there.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My vagina twitches (not itcing) sometimes. Do you have any explanation?
Submitted by: Laura.
A) First if this occurs just after sex or masturbation I wouldn't worry about it. If it is non sex related read on....
This is rare. Doctors are not sure what causes this but most agree that vibrating sensations in the vagina or pelvic floor is most likely to be caused by small nerve twitches, which induce small muscle twitches. This would be similar to twitches of the muscles of the eye lid.
Most of us have had these uncontrollable eye lid spasms at one time or another. The triggers for eye lid spasms are fatigue, excessive caffeine use, and stress. Some treatments are pressure applied near the twitching muscle, or even Botox injections.
There is another name for involuntary sustained muscle contractions which can lead to abnormal movements. They are called focal Dystonias. Most of the focal Dystonias include the neck, eye lid, mouth and jawbone area, and even writer's cramp. The start of such conditions can be after a trauma to the body part or they can arise without apparent cause. There may be a genetic predisposition. The exact cause is not well understood, but the area can be injected with Botox, which causes the affected muscle to relax. I would recommend seeing both an OBGYN and a urologist.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a simple explanation for the differences between an Ohm, a Watt, a Volt, and a Amp?
Submitted by: Pickles.
A) They are all terms used in defining Electricity.
- An Ohm is a unit of electrical impedance or electrical resistance in direct current.
- A Watt is a unit of power that measures rate of energy conversion. One watt is equivalent to 1 joule (J) of energy per second.
- A Volt is a derived unit of electromotive force, commonly called "voltage". The volt is defined as the value of the voltage across a conductor when a current of one ampere dissipates one watt of power in the conductor.
- An Amp is short for Ampere. The ampere is a measure of the amount of electric charge passing a point per unit time. Electrons passing a given point each second constitutes one ampere. Since electrons have negative charge, they flow in the opposite direction to the conventional current.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I saw a forum post where some guy was whining about he wanted his Binky. What is a Binky?
Submitted by: Doo Run.
A) A Binky has several meanings, here are four:
1. It's a brand name for a Playtex pacifier.
2. Street Slang meaning a female Clitoris.
3. A childish comfort item, another name for a blankey ( children's blanket or chewy).
4. A person who is awesome in a strange and unusual way or manner.
Q) My brother says he only goes out with girls that 'PTF.' What does that mean?
Submitted by: Candice Myles.
A) It most likely stands for:
Part Time Fuck.
It may also mean:
1 - People To Fuck List
2 - Pig Tail Fucking. That's were a guy holds the girl by her pigtails while shoving it in hard.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) At Starbucks last night this guy says to his buddy, wow now we're 'Wiener Cousins.' What did that mean?
Submitted by: Peggy Running-dear.
A) A 'Wiener Cousin' is a male bonding thing that comes out of two guys having sex with the same woman, not necessarily at the same time, but from dating her a different times. Some men feel this a bond that can never be broken, other more mature guys think it's silly and maybe they should go to the clinic for testing.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I just turned fifty and I am starting to have flashback thoughts of my youth about woman I could have had sex with and past up for a variety of reasons like I might have thought they were too young, I knew they were married, they were dating someone I knew, or they were the sister of one of my friends. Does this seem normal to you?
Submitted by: Getting Old.
A) This is perfectly normal. It affects men more than women, especially thoughts of sex and youth. But as we get older we have random uncontrolled thoughts about things we wanted to do or missed out on in our youth.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have a torn U.S. 100 Dollar Bill. Is it still valid?
Submitted by: Austin James.
A) Yes, take it to your bank and get a new one. If they will not replace it for you, you can mail it to the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, The Dept. of Treasury and they will send you a government check. Also, close out your account with that bank it is worthless. They are there to serve you. Depositors are doing them a favor, it's not the other way around.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a she-shizzle?
Submitted by: Ms. Lilly.
A) A girl who is great in bed.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is it true not everyone has fingerprints?
Submitted by: Bernie Bernstein.
A) Yes this is true that's why DNA is so important in criminal investigations and in identifying John/Jane Doe corpses.
Lack of fingerprints is rare, but the causes are:
1) Occupational – people who work as a bricklayer, work with solvents or dry cleaning fluids, or similar jobs may not have fingerprints or only have partial fingerprints.
2) Some criminals have be known to remove them with acid (painful) or have them removed by cosmetic surgery.
3) A rare inherited condition called Naegeli syndrome and dermatopathia pigmentosa reticularis.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Sorry, there will be no postings until next Monday - today is a major Holiday in the USA.

I am doing family things the entire holiday weekend starting today.

But continue to send The Professor your questions, they will all be answered.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a penis popper?
Submitted by: George Krimms.
A) A whore, slut, a girl or woman who allows any man to slam dunk her with his penis. This type of person is not paid they just want sex and often.