Dec 1, 2009

Q-n-A Postings for December, 2009:

Q-n-A Subjects for December 2009:
Grease Ball; Hissy Fit; Manly Essence; Morning Pop; Female Areola; Male Semen Count; Drive-by Management; Police RFF; Panty Sniffer; Man's Fantasy; Dating Older Men; BuBo; Blinker Fluid; Cold Weather Refrigerator; Whistle Sex; Balls Shinned; Difference between a Mule Donkey Jackass Burro; Droopy Pussy Lips; Fagament; Tramp Stamp; Urban Exploration; Alternatives to Buying Gold; Precious Metals in Coins; Tiger Wooded; Alaskan Firedragon; Baby Shock; Swamp Ass.

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28 comments:

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a grease ball?
Submitted by: Lynn James.
A) It's a slang term for Italians.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a Hissy Fit?
Submitted by: Jamie Drummer.
A) A tantrum in an adult.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Man Essence or Manly Essence?
Submitted by: Drew Fontane.
A) Male semen.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Can you tell me what a 'morning pop' is?
Submitted by: Cindy Junes.
A) It's when a man has sex with a woman soon as he wakes up, and ejects his semen inside or on her.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Can you tell me what the average Female Areola size is?
Submitted by: Doris Doolittle.
A) The average areola size for adult women is 1.4-inches with mature women measuring up to 4-inches. The average nipple measures .27 when erect. Pregnant women are slightly larger.
The size and shape of areolae is also highly variable, with those of sexually mature women usually being larger than those of men and prepubescent girls. Human areolae are mostly circular in shape but many women and some men have areolae that are noticeably elliptical.
Note: The 'Areola' is any circular area such as the colored skin surrounding the nipple.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is it true that male semen has a higher count during intercourse than masturbation?
Submitted by: Alfresco Haven.
A) Yes.
Sperm samples obtained via sexual intercourse contain 70 to 120 percent more sperm, with each male sperm having a slightly higher motility and slightly more normal morphology, compared with sperm samples obtained via masturbation. Sexual intercourse also generates an 25 to 45 percent increase in ejaculate volume, mainly by the increased male prostate secretion.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Drive-by Management?
Submitted by: Loni Lupes.
A) This is when a manager comes whizzing through the cubicles to see if you need anything without stopping to listen to your answer. Also, a way for managers to know what you are doing.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a police RFF?
Submitted by: Limp Weedie.
A) This is when a responding uniform officer files a police report of an incident, say a robbery, fills out a report and files it.
Many citizens now call these an RFF – Report, File, and Forget.
Honest people are becoming increasingly frustrated with the police and court system over so-called criminal rights instead of addressing the innocent victims of crimes.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My boyfriend makes me take my panties off, hand them to him, then he smells them and throws me down on the bed, and mounts me like some dog in heat, is this normal?
Submitted by: Janice Crockmeyer.
A) He has a panty fetish. As for whether this is normal, what's normal really depends on your state of mind. If you're okay with it, then live with it, otherwise find a new boyfriend. I doubt he will change. As for mounting you like a dog, your panties obviously tun him on.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a 'Man's Fantasy' all about?
Submitted by: Emily Pie.
A) A true man's fantasy is the woman he wants to be with. He thinks of her, sometimes when having sex with other women. He masturbates over her. He often dreams of her. But a true man fantasy is a woman he never sleeps with, because once he sleeps with her, she is no longer a fantasy.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I am 20-years-old and I am dating a man in his mid-forties, do you think this is all right?
Submitted by: Nana G.
A) Yes. Dating (sex) is not a problem, but marriage would be another issue. So if either of you are in this for a serious relationship, stop now, otherwise enjoy what yo have.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a BuBo?
Submitted by: Black Sammy.
A) An Eurasian Eagle-owl is known as a bubo. It is one of the largest owls in the world. They are primarily found in northern Europe.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is there such a thing as blinker fluid for your car?
Submitted by: Ronda Jemsitter.
A) No, this is like a 'Left Handed Screwdriver.' Blinkers are an electronic device, when the device or fuse fails you replace it. They rarely go bad unless the vehicle is old or the device has been exposed to moisture. If your lights fail to blink, it's most likely a bulb.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What in the hell is a Cold Weather Refrigerator?
Submitted by: P Upiddy.
A) This is a pile of snow or ice in your yard or near your favorite fishing hole or hunting site that you can store beer and food in, sometimes called a Canadian Refrigerator.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is whistle sex?
Submitted by: Willy T Ronco.
A) This is when a man gives a woman oral. It comes from an old pick-up line, Can I Whistle in Your Wheat-field?

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is the meaning of having your balls shinned?
Submitted by: Miss A.
A) It's when a woman licks and sucks a mans balls.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's the difference between a Mule, a Donkey, a Jackass, and a Burro?
Submitted by: Dennis White.
A) A Mule is – the offspring of a male Donkey (Jack) and a Mare (female horse) compared to a Hinny which is the offspring of a male Horse and a female Donkey (harder to breed). The reason for mules they are considered more sure-footed than a horse, less stubborn than a Donkey, and live longer than a horse and are more intelligent than a Donkey. They are good workers which can be packed with supplies or ridden.
A Donkey is – actually a member of the Horse family. They vary in size according to breed.
A Jackass is - a male Donkey which is called an ass or Jack. The female is called a Jenny.
A Burro is – a small Donkey.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What are droopy pussy lips?
Submitted by: Candy Harper.
A) Female hanging vagina lips.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Fagament?
Submitted by: Anonymous.
A) It's a Christmas Ornament only a gay male would have in their home.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Tramp Stamp?
Submitted by: Billy Tweeds.
A) Any tattoo above a woman's butt crack, especially on the small of her back.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Urban Exploration?
Submitted by: Lyle Whistlletot.
A) The act of going where one shouldn't to explore or see things better left unseen because of the dangers.
Example: Tunnels, Drainage Culverts, Abandon Buildings, Subway Vents, etc.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I know you think every American should be buying gold, but do you have another suggestion?
Submitted by: Timmy.
A) If you cannot afford Gold, try buying 100 percent pure silver coins. If precious metals aren't you're thing then try opening an offshore account in Hong Kong or Shanghai China. Take your U.S. Dollars and convert them to Chinese Renminbi (Yuan). If the dollar collapses the Chinese will have the new dominate world currency.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Why buy precious metals in coins they are more expensive?
Submitted by: Joshua Finny.
A) It's true coins cost more than other forms of precious metals such as ingots or bars but they are not traceable. And if you have to sell them any coin dealer will buy them or you can sell them on the Internet using something like eBay. They are also easily transportable and even if you go through a security check point at an airport with 10 gold coins, currently valued around 10,000 US Dollars no one will question you.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

There are no postings today.

Next posting is scheduled for Monday, December 28, 2009.

Please continue to send me your questions.

Happy Holidays to all...

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean when someone says, 'You Have Been Tiger Wooded'?
Submitted by: Li Kwon Hu.
A) It's when your wife (or girlfriend) chases you out of the house with a Golf Club.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is an Alaskan Firedragon?
Submitted by: Will Stumplefeed.
A) It's when a woman is giving a man oral sex and he ejaculates a large load into her mouth without warning and she unexpectedly spews semen through her nose.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Baby Shock?
Submitted by: Thelma Spews.
A) It's when a co-worker shows you a picture of her baby, which she thinks is adorable and you know it's ugly.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Swamp Ass?
Submitted by: Fineas Bogg.
A) It originates in the crack of your butt. It's an uncomfortable sweat that usually develops into an itch. When scratched becomes irritated.