Jun 1, 2010

Q-n-A Postings for June 2010:

Q-n-A Subjects for June 2010:
Antibiotics; Bird Feeders; Smelly Vagina; Clogged Shower Head and Faucets; Horny Man; Elevator Stare; Tommyknockers' Pig in a Poke; Lard Brain; Beer Tax; Peanut Butter Cup; Her Jelly Role; Wendy; Oral Sex During Pregnancy; Whiskey Biscuit; Cock Block; Increase in Pregnancies; BP Moment; Dandruff; Porn Moment; Natasha; Electric versus Hybrid Cars; Sun Going Dormant; 2012 End of the World; 'J' Girls; Goo Sitting; Sinkers; Straight Meat and Potatoes.

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30 comments:

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is it true that taking an Anti-biotic could build up an immunity?
Submitted by: Rupert.
A) Yes. For example if you go to the doctor and insist on taking an anti-biotic for a cold, your body will develop a temporary resistance for up to one year to that particular anti-biotic. So when you really need an anti-biotic your body will be in trouble. Take anti-biotics for things like pneumonia, urinary infection, bronchitis, etc.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is it true I should never have a bird feeder in my yard and why?
Submitted by: Laura.
A) It's called a food chain. By installing a bird feeder you attract a variety of animals, insects, and reptiles along with other nasty pest such as feral cats, coyotes, etc. Birds eat the seed and then poop everywhere. This bird poop stains and is hard to clean-up, it also contains disease especially if it is pigeons. Mice and rats will also eat the bird feed. The birds, mice, and rats attract both cats and snakes. Cats attract dogs and coyotes. Snakes are often poisonous so if you have pets like a dog or young children they are in harms way. Birds will often dive bomb people near the feeder. This will make it annoying just for you, your children, and your pets to be outside. The mice and rats will get inside your home, possibly even the snakes.
A Bird Feeder is a terrible idea, never do these!

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My vagina stinks how can I get rid of the odor?
Submitted by: Tried n True.
A) Wash your couchie frequently using warm water and a mild soap.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My faucets and shower head are green and white and all clogged up. What can I do to prevent this?
Submitted by: Sally Ann.
A) Most likely you are having a heavy concentration of calcium in your water. Hard minerals can easily be removed by adding a filter to your main incoming water line. These can be purchased from Home Depot or a similar type store. Get the single filter with the see through plastic canister, they cost with filter about $100.00. A licensed plumber will install these in a pipe loop off your main incoming line for about $200.00. If your main water shut off valve is outside make sure you install the filter just inside the house or garage.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I am dating this guy who insist that we have sex every morning and ever evening. Whenever I start to complain he just pushes me down on the bed and shoves my dirty panties in my mouth. What should I do about this horny man?
Submitted by: Maryanne James.
A) If he is getting it morning and evening I think you went beyond dating, it's called living together. Saying that, either find another guy who is less sexually aggressive and dominating, or simply comply with his demands so you don't have to suck on your worn panties, or live with it and take it like a woman.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is an elevator stare?
Submitted by: Foo Fu Yummy.
A) It's the compulsion to stare at the elevator numbers as the ascend or descend.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

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The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What are Tommyknockers?
Submitted by: Sad Allen.
A) Several meanings exist:
1) A Stephen King horror movie about an object buried in the woods.
2) A belief that dead spirits from dead miners still knock on a wall in an old ghost town.
3) A brewery, several exist by that name.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Pig in a Poke?
Submitted by: Roxanne.
A) It was a con game used in the Middle ages where cats where substituted and sold as fresh pork meat. The confidence man would trap a cat and put them in a sack (bag). Then sell it as a small pig (piglet). Today it means you accepted a deal without examining all the facts and substance.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Lard Brain?
Submitted by: Simmy Lanes.
A) A polite way to call someone a lard ass. A lard ass is someone greatly overweight and totally useless.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What do you think of the new beer tax?
Submitted by: Hubba Hubba.
A) Where is Al Bundy when you need him to wreak havoc.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a peanut butter cup?
Submitted by: Jedi Seth.
A) Apart from the obvious (a candy), it refers to a man dipping his penis into a jar of peanut butter and then he sticks it in a girls poop hole (if gay a guy's poop hole).

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean to have her jelly role?
Submitted by: Larry Snokes.
A) It means for a guy to have oral sex with a woman while she is on her period.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean to refer to a girl as 'Wendy' when it's not her name?
Submitted by: Hong Li.
A) Simple it means the girl is very sweet, nice, has a great heart.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have been told that it is dangerous to have oral sex with a woman when she is pregnant. Is this true?
Submitted by: Roger.
A) Only during the woman's ninth month of pregnancy. If her water would break, you may in up with a face and mouth full of something you hadn't bargain for.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Whiskey Biscuit?
Submitted by: Who da Tell'me.
A) The unshaved vaginal area. It may also refer to the unwashed vaginal area.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is cock block?
Submitted by: Tim.
A) The actions by another that stops a man from succeeding with a woman.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) It seems there are a lot more pregnant women around lately. Is it just me or is something going on?
Submitted by: Natashia.
A) When unemployment is high people have more personal time, so sex is more frequent. Men relieve their frustrations through sex. So often times the guy is humping his woman frequently and this leads to more pregnancies. If condoms are used in a marriage the guy probably just tells the woman hey we'll worry about it later. Nine months later a baby is here and where is the money to take care of the new child and pay for the delivery? From the people who are working, thanks to Obama's new stupid out o control healthcare plan, because what the hell the government will pay for it. People, we are the government.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a 'BP' moment?
Submitted by: Thor.
A) It's when no matter what you say or do you are are screwed.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) How can I get rid of my dandruff?
Submitted by: Zippy.
A) Buy a medicated dandruff shampoo. Make sure the contents contain 1% Selenium. Wash hair with shampoo and leave on for 2 full minutes. Rinse off and remove all soap excess. Repeat this for 5 straight days without missing a day.
Note: Turn off the shower water while waiting the 2-minutes, you will conserve a lot of water and keep down your water bill at the sametime.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a 'Porn Moment?'
Submitted by: Salazar.
A) It's when the sex was so great it's like if you were a porn star.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Natasha?
Submitted by: Bud James.
A) Natasha is a girl's name with Russian origin.
It also refers to a woman who is stunningly beautiful.
It may refer to a woman who is a user of men.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Would you buy either an electric or hybrid car?
Submitted by: Allison.
A) No. They are expensive to purchase and the savings versus the cost cannot be recaptured. Also no one ever discusses the cost of your increased electric bill. The power battery packs are a real concern. They are extremely expensive when replaced. Plus the batteries in a landfill do as much if not more damage than the carbon exhaust. Propane or hydrogen cars would be a better option. But the best option of all is return to the old days and use steam engines.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

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The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I read where the sun was in a dormant stage, is this something to worry about?
Submitted by: Buddy Rich.
A) It can be. The sun, our only star in this solar system is in essence our life. It gives us both heat and light. Without the sun we would all die and the planet would become one giant ice ball. Everything would cease to exist even bacteria.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What really will happen in 2012 will the world end?
Submitted by: Ramsey II.
A) You must be referring to the Mayan Calendar and conspiracy nuts saying the world will end on December 21, 2012.
The fact is no one knows when, and if the world will end in a total planetary disaster with the end of all life not just humans.
As for the 2012 incident approximately every 25,800 years all the planets align in a straight row with the sun. This will cause tremendous gravitational pull and yes probably some severe weather will occur including volcanic and earthquake activity. How severe no one can predict this for sure.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What are 'J' girls?
Submitted by: Eric.
A) “J” Girls are Japanese girls. This term is also used for girls that frequent nightclubs in Jakarta Indonesia.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Goo Sitting?
Submitted by: Patricia Stanely.
A) This is when a guy has sex with a woman just before she leaves for work, makes her put her panties and pantyhose back on without cleaning herself up first. Then she has to sit in his goo deposit at least until she gets to work.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Sinker?
Submitted by: Iris Jones.
A) Three possible definitions come to bare:
1/ - It originally refers to the 'Great Depression' when people would stand in a soup line for breakfast. The daily breakfast serving often was a cup of coffee with milk and a plain donut. People would dunk the donut or break them up and put the donut in their coffee. When they sank to the bottom they ate the donut. Many people called them 'Sinkers.'
2/ - Another reference is made when you have a bowl movement. When the turd sinks too the bottom it is referred to as a 'Sinker.'
3/ - Finally the term is used by the Mafia referring to dispose of this body and make them a 'Sinker.' The body would either be weighted down with chains, or cement would be used to cover the victims feet. Thus preventing them from floating to the surface.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) This guy I like told me he is strictly a Straight Meat and Potatoes Man. Doesn't this restrict ones diet?
Submitted by: Patty S.
A) L.O.L., yes one may say that. When a man says he's strictly a Meat and Potatoes Man it refers to the fact he doesn't do anything involving a sexual fetish. He simply likes traditional sex and usually only in one position.