Jul 1, 2010

Q-n-A Postings for July 2010:

Q-n-A Subjects for July 2010:
Banana; Bad Government Spending Habits; Overdraft Protection; Breast Size versus Feeding; Pre-milk in Breasts; Twink; Land Crabs Chirping; Gaunt Look; Bitch Fucked; Crabs Breathing; Unwanted Cellphone Calls; Good versus Bad Debt; Newly Issued Cellphone Numbers; Online Virus Protection Programs; Cable Provider Packages; Judging Penis Size by Looking; Dealing with Credit Collectors; Driest Place on Earth; Pootang Puppet; Bring Your Plug; Home in Foreclosure; Niplette; USC Title 38; Target Commercials; Anal Sex Instructions; Veterans Benefits.

Sorry, questions are answered in the order received. Please check daily for your question and The Professor's response.


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26 comments:

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) After you peel a banana what is that long stringy stuff called?
Submitted by: Pu Dok.
A) Phloem, pronounced 'Flom' which is found between the banana and the banana peel that runs the length of the banana.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) With the economy as bad as it is, and the out of control spending by the government, what incentive do I have to be a good paymaster for my debts?
Submitted by: Gary Haven.
A) None, other than your credit rating. But if you believe as many do, the U.S. Government will go bankrupt and the dollar will be worthless, spend my friend, spend like there is no tomorrow.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My bank is trying to convince me to have overdraft protection, should I have it?
Submitted by: Bucky Baines.
A) NO. Overdraft Protections is a scam by banks to get fees. Either watch your spending closely or get online banking and check your account frequently. If you want to be safe have your bank use your savings account to cover any over spending on your ATM / Debit Card or Checking Account. If your bank doesn't offer this service get a new bank.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Does breast feeding vary with size of the cup or nipple?
Submitted by: Helen Joamess.
A) Rarely. As a general rule breast feeding has nothing to do with the size of the breast or the nipple size. A woman's breasts will enlarge when pregnant and stay that way if she breast feeds. Breast Feeding is supply and demand the more you breast feed the more milk you make.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is the substance in a woman's breasts during pregnancy?
Submitted by: Lydia Maker.
A) Colostrum. Colostrum is early breast milk. It is the perfect starter food for your baby. It's the yellowish, creamy substance found in the breasts during pregnancy and for a few days after delivery.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Twink?
Submitted by: Zoreed.
A) A term referring to a Male Gay Sex Toy.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) How do Land Hermit Crabs chirp?
Submitted by: Robert Schumaker.
A) The chirping sound is called 'Stridulation.' Most scientist believe this chirping noise or sound is caused by the crab rubbing portions of their body together or against the shell. If you hold a chirping crab you can feel the vibration. Some people make pets of Hermit Crabs. As for the noise no one is certain how it works just as the purr from a cat has baffled mankind since they domesticated them.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean to have a gaunt look?
Submitted by: Pamela Sinns.
A) This is when a person has an excessively angular face. Models desire this look. To achieve it the woman has her upper and lower back teeth removed and her facial skin tightened.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it mean to be Bitch Fucked?
Submitted by: Toni M.
A) It has two basic meanings;
1) - One is for a man to take a woman and ravage her, completely have his way with her in rough sex. Then just get up and leave. This is usually done in a one night stand.
2) - The other meaning is the alpha male in a prison has his way with his cell mate.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Do Crabs have lungs?
Submitted by: Jerry Demise.
A) No. They actually have gills that allows them to breathe both in the water and on land.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have had my cellphone number now for 26 months. About every 6-months I start getting calls from creditors over the person who had the phone last. This last almost 4-months at a time then the cycle starts all over again. I am getting damn tired of it. Can I do anything about this harassment?
Submitted by: Paula J.
A) Yes you can. Call the number back and tell them to remove your number from their data base, this should not take more than 24-hours. You tell them that they are calling your cellphone and they do not have permission to call you. In addition, leave a message on your voice mail that identifies your first name and include in the message unwanted solicited calls are not permitted. Then add your phone number to the National Do Not call data base. If after all this the phone calls persist file a harassment complaint with your cellphone provider, the local police department, and the FTC (you can do this online).

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is there any types of debt we should have or hold?
Submitted by: Paul Baines.
A) Yes, there are only two types on continuous or long term debt. The first is obvious, a car payment and even this should be avoided if possible. The second is a home mortgage.
Otherwise an occasional debt may be acceptable which includes a credit card which is paid off when the payment is due in full such as an American Express Green Card. Some people may be forced to incur a debt for a student loan which should be paid off rapidly soon as graduation. The one thing you should never have is credit card debt.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I read your advice on unwanted phone calls , this is a follow up question. Can you tell me why I get calls when my cellphone number is brand new?
Submitted by: Pussy On The Go.
A) First of all your cellphone company probably lied to you when they said the number was new and never in service before. If you did not register your number with the National Do Not Call registry list you will get unsolicited marketing calls. As for other types of calls, some people do not want to give out their own phone number so they make up one and it just happens to be yours.
Again, follow the steps I previously outlined.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Are using these online virus detection programs safe?
Submitted by: Terry Junks.
A) Absolutely not. They often infect your computer with a virus or malware and then try and sell you a program to clean up your computer. As a general rule, these are scams, stay away from them.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have a cellphone, but no home phone, and my cable provider keeps calling me to bundle a package including a telephone land line. Are these worth having?
Submitted by: Brenda Taylor.
A) No. These are another scam. Most people have no use for a land line in today's high tech world. Just tell your cable company to remove your name from their sales calling solicitation list. You may find that these calls originate when you call tech support for your Internet or Cable TV and they ask you for a phone number. Don't give them one. Make them use a password or your account number. You are not obligated to provide them with your cellphone number.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I don't have much sexual experience, but can you explain why some male penis hang well and others look like a shriveled up mess?
Submitted by: Miss A.
A) Don't be concerned. The male penis member is a strange guy. The fact that some hang well does not mean they are large. The shriveled up retracted type of male penis can be quite large when erect. Often times the number of folds may indicate how big it can get. If you are concerned about penis size, I am sorry the only way to tell a male's penis size is when he is hard (fully erect).

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I also have a cellphone question if you please. I have tried most of the things you suggested but still get calls especially from one credit collector. They say I am lying and pay my bill or else. What can I do?
Submitted by: Sandy.
A) This is a growing complaint with the FTC (Federal Trade Commission), which is suppose to protect the consumer from crap like this. Again big government has failed the taxpayer over and over again. However, a police report usual will stop the harassment. If this doesn't work haul them into small claims court, get a judgement against them. Another method is go online and check for lawyers who handle these types of issues. Find one that works on a commission only basis. They usually take about 50 percent but the phone calls will stop immediately.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is the driest place on earth?
Submitted by: Poop One.
A) The Atacama Desert in South America, a 600 mile long stretch that has never had any rain in recorded human history.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a Poontang Puppet?
Submitted by: Jason Grinnes.
A) It's a black female prostitute with a white male pimp.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does the term 'Bring Your Plug' along mean?
Submitted by: Timmy Danders.
A) It's an old cowboy and farm term that means: Hop on your plow mule and follow me.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My home is now in foreclosure but I really want to keep it. Is there anything I can do?
Submitted by: Brenda.
A) Sorry no. Once it moves to foreclosure it's in the hands of an attorney. The only option available is get someone you know, like a relative, to buy it dirt cheap, then pay them a dollar for the house and transfer it back to your name. To purchase the home it will be in the hands of a realtor or at auction, simply buy it for pennies on the dollar. You run the risk that someone else will out bid you and make a better offer, but that's the only way I know of.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Niplette?
Submitted by: Lauren.
A) A Niplette is a device sold by a company called Avent is to help correct inverted female nipples. The device essentially sucks on the nipple and draws it out so that breast-feeding is easier for baby.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I am having debt problems. I am hundred percent disabled American Veteran. Can you explain U.S. Title 38 to me?
Submitted by: Army Vet.
A) I do not give legal advice it's against the law. However, I can tell you this - under U.S.C. Title 38 debts are rarely collected from a veteran on 100 percent disability. There are some exceptions which are tax liens which can generally be settled for a lower sum, for this get a lawyer or tax accountant that specializes in these types of tax matters. As for things like credit card debt, foreclosure, car repo etc. Title 38 prevents a Veterans Disability pension income from incumbrance. This does not prevent, however, judgments or action on income or property other than your disability pension. It does not prevent a bad credit history which will harm your efforts in getting a car or buying a house in the future. If you are being harassed by creditors you may want to ask the Disability American Veterans Group (DAV), a non-profit organization, that helps Disabled Vets, for help.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have heard that Cable Providers can establish what commercials you see, is this true?
Submitted by: Becky Pains.
A) Yes. You provide your Cable or Satellite Provider with a variety of information including your age and zip code. Advertisers are then given this information and TV Commercials are geared to your age, race, social class, and potential spending habits.
But beware, it just doesn't stop there. This is why email and social network sites ask you for your age. They do the same thing with advertisements you see over the Internet.
This information is also provided by your state through your driver's license, from your utility providers, and so on. This determines what junk mail you get from the Postal Service.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I want to have anal sex with my girlfriend but her butt hole is so small and tight I cannot get it in, any suggestions or help?
Submitted by: Mr. Anonamuss.
A) I could come over and demonstrate, just kidding.
Try this methodology -
First get her in the mood with foreplay or get her drunk, either one works, both are preferred.
Next bend her over and using some baby oil gently insert your finger into her hole and lube it up.
Next have her stretch her anus wide apart.
Now lube yourself and gently insert that throbbing member into her poop hole. Hold on in case she jumps around.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Follow-up on USC Title 38 if you please. Are you saying that my government retirement check is not subject to lien or encumbrance and that most local judges are unaware of this federal statue?
Submitted by: RA.
A) No I am not saying that, and I want to reemphasize that I do not give legal advice. But for clarification, as I understand U.S. Title 38 was intended for the disabled. So if you are getting a pension check from the Postal Service, the Navy, etc. these are subject to the laws in the state you live in. However, if you are totally 100 percent disabled and get a VA Pension Disability Check then USC Title 38 prevents your pension money from being encumbered, and that local state judges may not be aware of this federal statue, so go to the Internet and print a copy and take it to court with you. To avoid these issues altogether, I would suggest you get you check, mailed to you, then go to a check cashing place and get the cash in hand.