Aug 1, 2010

Q-n-A Postings for August 2010:

Q-n-A Subjects for August 2010:
Hospitals; Having Anal Sex; Suicide by Cop; Fart Doll; Training Bra; Civil War versus Revolution; Miscarriage and Sex; Child Birth and Sex; Underage Girl Pregnancy; Training Dog to Hate; Getting Pregnant while Pregnant; Hiking; Sloppy Seconds; Tang Spray; Rarest Animal on Earth; Desk Tantrum; The Five F's; Judgments; Ok Alice; Semen Color; Diamond Carats in Ounce.

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21 comments:

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have a friend who was admitted to the hospital and even with insurance still ended up with a big bill, is there anyway to avoid this?
Submitted by: Tommy D' Buno.
A) Possibly. I can tell you what I personally do, use this technique or not at your own risk, I am not responsible for the outcome:
Background -
Whenever you go to a doctor or hospital they ask you to fill out a bunch of forms. one of them is who is responsible for the bill.
Even though you have medical insurance there are things not covered or deductions (deductibles). To avoid these out of pocket expenses, simple do this ........
Required Action by you before treatment or hospital admission -
Somewhere on the form before your signature handwrite this:
- - - -
I only authorize cost covered by my insurance company, no out of pocket expenses by me or my spouse are allowed or will be paid.
- - - -
I do this all the time, and never get a bill.
By law they must treat you.
If you have insurance they up the cost and bill the insurance carrier to cover the cost, or they simply eat it, either way they can't collect from you. If they try say, "Did you read my handwritten note on the form?"
Other wise if they pursue go to small claims court, they will probably lose.
Note: This is not legal advice, it's commonsense and I use it, but when in doubt see an attorney.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I have a follow up question about anal sex. I read your instructions from the previous person's question, and tried these on my girlfriend. I have two problems that occur. First she just cannot seem to hold her checks apart. Second she is really tight and penetration is hard, any further help?
Submitted by: Sydney Berstien.
A) Th reason the girl is letting go is she's scared. Like I said you have to lube her inside with you finger but before this get her in the mood. Lots of foreplay and getting her drunk is the best approach, it will relax her.
As for how to get her butt cheeks to stay apart, use some duct tape. Simply use a strip of duct tape on each side to keep her cheeks spread apart.
As for the tight poop hole, you may try using two condoms, apply one regular condom first, then apply one ribbed type over first one.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is suicide cop?
Submitted by: Paul Beaners.
A) I believe you mean Suicide by Cop. This is when an individual doesn't have the guts to take their own life so they place the police in a situation of shooting the individual. It is also referred to or called: Blue Suicide; Death by Police; Death by Cops; and Suicide by Police.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Fart Doll?
Submitted by: Paul Sinns.
A) Two possible definitions:
1/ - A doll that was manufactured some years back that when you squeeze it, it makes a fart sound.
2/ - A drunk girl at a party who lets loud fog horn type farts.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What exactly is a Training Bra?
Submitted by: Anonymous.
A) Training bras are usually worn by young girls coming of age between nine and thirteen years old whose breasts are just beginning to mature and develop during early puberty but are not yet large enough to fit a standard-sized bra. Training bras are soft-cup, simple designs that offer little if any actual breast support. A girl's first bra is often seen in western culture or society as a symbol of her impending coming of age. Prior to training bras, a pre-teen or young teen girl in western countries usually wore a one-piece "waist" or camisole without cups. Bras for pre-teen and girls entering puberty were created during the 1950s. Before the introduction of training bras girls simply wore a white t-shirt over their breasts so they could not be seen. Because of social considerations these have evolved and some bra styles are padded to give the illusion that the girl's breasts are bigger. The training bra is intended to help young girls become comfortable with the idea of wearing bras and lingerie. Some mothers will have a young girl wear a training bra even before any sign of actual breast development.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's the difference between a Civil War and a Revolution?
Submitted by: Rockhound.
A) I believe this question was all ready asked. But I will answer it again.
1) A Civil War is when one state or group of states decide to cede from the union, as in no longer be part of a sovereign nation. Example: When a group of Southern States know as the Confederacy withdrew from the United States to create their own country this started a Civil War.
2) A Revolution is when the mass populous within a country rise up against the government and overthrow it. Example: The American Revolution when the colonist kicked England out and formed the United States of America.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) How soon after a miscarriage should a woman try to conceive again?
Submitted by: Maude Atkins.
A) Immediately.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) About pregnancy and sex, how soon should a woman have sex after having a baby?
Submitted by: Sharon Monk..
A) Many doctors recommend waiting 4 to 6 weeks after delivery before resuming intercourse to allow the cervix to close, any associated bleeding afterwards to stop, and any tears to heel. This is another reason natural childbirth is better. Many women experience pain associated with sex after birth.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I heard a girl in China gave birth at the age of 9-years-old is this true?
Submitted by: Laura Thomas
A) Yes it is true. The girl in Changchun China was one of the youngest recorded mothers giving birth to a healthy child, a six pound boy by caesarean section. In China sex with a girl under the age of 14 is against the law, its rape, even with the parents consent or if the girl consented.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is it possible to train a dog, say like s German Shepherd or Rottweiler to smell out and hate Mexicans?
Submitted by: Surrounded by Illegals.
A) Yes it is possible. It requires some cruel treatment of the dog. You simply hire a Mexican to beat and tease the dog. They don't have to beat them hard, just aggravate the hell out of them for a couple hours each day. The dog will learn to smell a Mexican and bite them. This is how settlers in the old west treated their dogs concerning Indians. They would hire what was then referred to as a tame indian, have them beat the dog and the dog would be able to tell when an indian was around. Saved a lot of white people back then!
Note – It was good for the dog because indians often use to eat dog.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Please settle an argument. My friend says it is possible to get pregnant while you are all ready pregnant, I say it is not, which of us is right?
Submitted by: Jamie Weathers.
A) I am afraid your friend is right. It is possible, however, rare that a woman can get pregnant while all ready pregnant.
Case in point: Julia Grovenburg, a 31-year-old Arkansas woman who had a double pregnancy. No, not twins Grovenburg became pregnant twice, two weeks apart.
There have been only 10 recorded cases of the phenomenon, dubbed superfetation. In Grovenburg's case, she became pregnant first with a girl (whom she named Jillian) and then two weeks later with a boy (Hudson). The babies had separate due dates Jillian on Dec. 24th, and Hudson on Jan. 10th.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I am going hiking in Yellowstone National Park next month, what do you suggest I take with me when walking or hiking?
Submitted by: The Unknown Hiker.
A) Anytime you are walking, hiking, or camping in a wilderness area you should take along the following:
Sufficient Water, in a Canteen.
Duck Tape.
Super Glue.
Two Resealable Plastic Bags.
A Sidearm (handgun, preferable a 45 caliber with one extra clip).
Hiking Boots.
Extra Pair of Socks.
A Hat.
A Swiss Army Knife.
Proper Clothing.
Gloves.
Box Waterproof Matches.
3 Energy Bars.
Box Raisins.
Purifying Water Tablets.
Non Breakable Mirror for Signaling.
A Flashlight with Batteries.
Fishing Line with Hook.
Whistle.
50 Feet of Climbers Rope.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) So I want to know, what is sloppy afterwards?
Submitted by: Paula.
A) I believe you mean, Sloppy Seconds.
That's when a man follows another man having sex with the same woman. It is called Sloppy Seconds because the first man has all ready made his deposit in the woman.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Tang Spray?
Submitted by: L. Wang.
A) It is when a girl has to pee really bad but you force her to have vagina sex and either while doing it or when you pull out she pees.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is the rarest animal on earth?
Submitted by: Flogsup.
A) There are a few, because some species thought to be extinct have recently been found. But the general consensus of opinion is that the Pinta Island Tortoise is the most rare or endangered species. The reason is only one remains in the world therefore it cannot breed without help from man.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Desk Tantrum?
Submitted by: Ramrod Kelly.
A) It's when you go into your bosses office and use your forearm and from left to right sweep everything onto the floor so his desk is clear and clean. Then you announce, 'Now that I have your attention, I quit.'

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) So I stop for my usual double at the pub on the way home while waiting for my train. The bartender looks at me and says, women trouble huh. I reply yes, my girlfriend just broke up with me. He says, find the true path to woman by practicing the five F's. Okay, what is the F's?
Submitted by: Jimmy McFarland.
A) The Five F's are:
Find Them
Feel Them
Finger Them
Fuck Them
Forget Them

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) This damn attorney keeps chasing me for a debt. I tried to settle with the debtor at the court hearing but they refused. The lawyer wants me to pay the full amount plus all their ridiculous fees and got a judgement against me. I am a disabled American Veteran and my only income is my VA Pension. The lawyer keeps harassing me even though the local state judge said my VA benefits under USC Title 38 cannot be encumbered. What can I do?
Submitted by: OPM.
A) Lawyers are some of the most arrogant and stupid people on the planet. They think they are above the law and use intimidation tactics to get what they want.
Try this-
First contact the Bar Association and file a complaint.
Next file a complaint with the FTC (Federal Trade Commission).
Next contact the DAV (Disable American Vets) and ask them to assist you.
Finally return any correspondence you receive unopened.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does it infer when someone says to a guy, Ok Alice?
Submitted by: Lou Rankin.
A) It means that the person who says it thinks you are a girl (often times called a pussy); feminine; or you act like a girl; you are a sissy or a wuss.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My semen is brown in color should I be worried?
Submitted by: Gary Drummer.
A) The normal color of male semen is an off white or cloudy. The color and consistency varies on the your diet and the amount of times you ejaculate. A brown colored semen is generally attributed to something related to your prostrate. Change in color is general nothing to worry about unless it last more than a few days. Brown semen is generally caused by bleeding originating from the prostrate. This can be caused by something as simply as you played with yourself and didn't ejaculate or the there is a tear in the lining. Brown clearly indicates dried blood. If this continues see a doctor you probably have an infection. Otherwise shoot your load more frequently (now you can actually tell your wife sex is necessary for your good health).

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Referring to Diamond Carats only, how many carats are their in one ounce?
Submitted by: The Dwarf.
A) 142 Carats are in one ounce.