Feb 1, 2010

Q-n-A Postings for February 2010:

Q-n-A Subjects for February 2010:
Work Hours; Creep Street Nerd; Class Action Lawsuits; Money Bird; ATV Riding; Am I Fat; Camel v Dromedary; Perfect Virgin; Frog Sex; NASA; Getting Strange; Cum Bucket; Raped and Pregnant; Different Sexually; Limp Lizard; Lady and Tramp Style; American Italian Food; Pornocate; Chuck Wagon; Stye Eye; Dating Older Men; Sex with the Dead; Time Travel; Airplane Wing Humps; Umpa Lumpa; Global Warming; Pornfolio; Butterface.

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28 comments:

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) How many hours does a person work in their lifetime?
Submitted by: Jimbo.
A) About 88,000.
This is based on working 40 hours per week for 45 years. Factored in are vacation time, holidays, sick time, and a certain allowable time between jobs.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a Creep Street Nerd?
Submitted by: Benny.
A) A term used for Wall Street Executives who have raked in millions in undeserving bonuses while taking tax-dollars for bailouts after they were the ones who caused their company to fail.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What do you think of Class Action Lawsuits, should they be allowed?
Submitted by: Alec.
A) Simply no. In every class action case the victims rarely get any type of real monetary compensation. The blood sucking lawyers get it all. Class Action Suits should be outlawed. The only reason they exist is so that the courts are inundated with thousands of individual suits and the defendant, usually a large corporation like a drug or chemical company doesn't have to defend them. Class action allows consolidation and is good for lawyers and courts but bad for the actual harmed victims or their families. Always remember judges are lawyers. Also a great number of Congress is made up of lawyers.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My friend says she's waiting for a money bird, what does that mean?
Submitted by: Lucy.
A) A 'Money Bird' is another name for a Sugar Daddy.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Last weekend my friend and I were at a club, we stayed till it closed. As we were walking out the door two guys were in front of us, one said to the other, 'Hey lets go to the after hours club for some hard ATV riding.' I thought ATV meant all terrain vehicle, what were they talking about?
Submitted by: Laura.
A) In this case ATV is a short version of – Ass the other Vagina.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) My boyfriend says I am fat and I have to lose weight or else. I am 5'-4” and weight 125 pounds, my friends are all heavier than I am, do you think I am fat?
Submitted by: Scared.
A) First of all you are definitely overweight. At that height you should be around 106 – 110 pounds.
Second anyone who is overweight can stand next to people that are fatter than they are and claim to be thin.
Finally, it really has to do with what your boyfriend thinks and how much you want to keep him. If you want to be his lady, lose the weight, or get a new boyfriend.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's the difference between a Camel and a Dromedary?
Submitted by: Ben.
A) A Dromedary is an Arabian Camel and part of the Camel Family. The Dromedary Camel has one hump as opposed to the Bactrian Camel which has two humps.
Other members of Camel family are: The llama, and alpaca.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Perfect Virgin?
Submitted by: Jenny.
A) Every man's true dream but virtually unobtainable in western modern civilizations. It's what a Virgin was referred to 100 years ago. A girl with absolutely no sexual experience. That means no oral, anal or vaginal sex of any kind. She has never even see a penis.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is Frog Sex?
Submitted by: Elmo.
A) It's a recent teenage fad craze where a guy ejaculates somewhere in a building or house and girls run around and try and find it, the first one that finds the goo wipes it up with her panties and is the winner.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Did Obama do the right thing cutting the NASA budget?
Submitted by: Rudi Sims.
A) No. But it just wasn't Obama, it goes back to the first Bush and through Obama. NASA should be heavily funded and here's why:
We owe almost ever piece of modern technology to NASA. You would not have the microwave oven, calculators, cellphones, PC and laptop computers, DVDs, CDs, Widescreen TV, packaged foods, medical imaging, and a whole host of other things we take for granted because of the requirement for lightweight compact items in space.
NASA had to develop all kinds of things to reduce the payload to achieve orbit and go to the moon.
Funding a new mission to our own moon, mars, and beyond including colonization and extracting minerals from planets, moons, and asteroids close to us will require new technology.
Add this to the fact we are running out of needed minerals and energy here on earth. We will have to find new sources or we wont survive as a race.
The world is becoming over populated and space would offer vast abilities to colonize new worlds.
NASA needs funding because we will be left behind in the space race. China, Russia, Japan, India, and the EU are spending large sums of money for space exploration. While there budgets are increasing ours is decreasing.
Basically the problem lies in the fact that we have unfocused idiot politicians who either are mind set on liberal out of control spending; or the opposite side of the coin in fighting other peoples wars.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does the term 'Getting Strange' mean?
Submitted by: Ms. A.
A) It refers to having casual sex with a perfect stranger.
The phrase, generally spoken by a man, is – I want to get some strange tonight.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a cum bucket?
Submitted by: Becky Schriber.
A) Essentially it's a bucket that you spit cum (semen) into. This occurs at a party where men shoot (ejaculate) their loads into a girls mouth, then instead of swallowing she runs over and spits it into a bucket.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I read in the news about an illegal Mexican who raped a 9-year-old girl and got her pregnant, is this possible?
Submitted by: Randy Meade.
A) Yes. it's possible. The girl had to be experiencing pre-development at her age, which means that she was producing eggs. This can happen but it is rare.
In fact girls are developing at a young age and scientist cannot agree on why, although the general consensus it's caused by chemicals such as lanolin in soap and cosmetics. Even if a young girl does not use these, she comes in contact with them from her parents and older siblings.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Lately I seem to be running into men who are looking for something different sexually, why is that?
Submitted by: Confused.
A) Your question is rather vague but let me take a wild stab at it.
They want to know if you have ever done certain things. If this is the case you are referring too the answer is simple. Men like to go where no other man has been before. So when a man asks you have you done something short of being a virgin, just say no, and they will be satisfied, other wise they have to think out of the box.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a limp Lizard?
Submitted by: Rochelle.
A) It's a male penis that cannot get a hard-on; or just went soft after ejaculating.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is, Lady and the Tramp style?
Submitted by: Wang Su Mu.
A) The act of sharing a piece of food from opposite ends similar to the spaghetti scene in the famous Disney movie, "Lady and the Tramp."

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Settle an argument. I say Italian Food in America comes from Sicily and my friend says it's from Italy, which of us is right?
Submitted by: Jane.
A) Technically you are both right. But what is called Italian food here in America is primarily from Sicily. Sicily is part of Italy, it's an island off the coast of Italy. Most of the great Italian dishes we have all come to love here in America have there roots from Sicily where the bulk of Italian immigrants came from in the early 1900's.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is 'Pornocate?'
Submitted by: Jerry.
A) It's when you masturbate watching porn.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Chuck Wagon?
Submitted by: Amy.
A) It's a cowboy term referring to a wagon pulled by horses that contains food and a cook. These were generally used on cattle drives in the old west.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is a Stye Eye?
Submitted by: Jumper.
A) A stye, or hordeolum, is a small bump that can appear on the outside or inside of the eyelid.
A stye develops from an eyelash follicle or an eyelid oil gland that becomes clogged from excess oil, debris or bacteria. Styes seem to be brought on by increased stress, but can also be a complication of another condition, called blepharitis.
People with styes often complain of watery eyes, pain, tenderness, itching, or redness around the stye. Styes usually appear as a reddish bump on the eyelid. When a stye first develops, the eye may feel bruised and may feel sensitive to light.
In severe styes, a yellow spot may develop in the center, similar to a pimple. Known as an internal hordeolum, it develops as pus builds up inside the stye. Pain usually subsides if the stye ruptures and pus is drained. Some styes never form this pimple-like head, and the pus continues to accumulate. Some large styes can interfere with vision.
Treatment: Generally warm compresses will relive the stye. But if this doesn't work then see a doctor for antibiotics.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) I am 26-years-old and dating an older man. He is 45. My friends say I am crazy but he treats me like a woman not a piece of meat. Am I wrong in dating someone old enough to be my father?
Submitted by: Sherry.
A) No you are not wrong. Older men bring a lot to the table. First of all they are appreciative of what they have. They are experienced in relationships and know what makes them work and fail. They generally are financial secure. They know how to treat a woman.
However, if you are thinking serious and looking for more like marriage, then you need to watch out for some serious pitfalls which are...
If he is all ready married a divorce could get ugly and the wife may end up with most of his money.
Then there's the problem if he has children. If they are under eighteen he is into child support and obligations that will strain your relationship.
He may be going through a mid-life crisis which means you are just a fling to him.
Finally if he left his wife for a younger woman will he do the same to you in a few years.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What do they call it when you have sex with a dead person?
Submitted by: Huh.
A) Necrophilia

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Is Time Travel possible?
Submitted by: Adele.
A) Anything is possible but with human earth technology we cannot at this time do it.
Time travel has several key theories and since we have never done it any theory is just that.
The three basic time travel theories are:
- Time is linear like a river it flows continuously.
- Time has eddy or currents and if you intersect one of these points you can go there.
- Time is cylindrical, which means it rotates around. Many now believe this is the fact even though the universe expands constantly time revolves around itself. In other words if you started at one point when you arrive back at the same point it would be earlier than when you left.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) Next to the engine what are the long humps on airplane wings?
Submitted by: George.
A) The devices used to control the flaps which are mechanically operated by the pilot during takeoff and landing.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's a Umpa Lumpa?
Submitted by: Syd Bernstein.
A) A person, usually a girl, who wears too much make-up or uses a tanning salon.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What's your thoughts on Global Warming?
Submitted by: Alex.
A) This is a con game geared to make people money and increase new sources of taxes on the the average working family.
To start with once the previous Ice Age ended a new Ice Age automatically begins, it just takes awhile for it to come.
Many make the argument that the huge breaking of ice shelves in the north and south poles are proof of global warming. The fact is that under sea volcanoes and earthquakes cause these even though they could be thousands of miles from the ice caps.
Now if these idiots wanted to make the argument that man is polluting the environment, and that drinking water and the air we breathe causes increased lung problems and generally bad health conditions; the majority of people could get behind cleaning up the air. But just because Europe and parts of the Americas agree to reduce carbon emissions the vast amounts come from China and India emerging markets and these two countries have a third of the worlds population.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What is pornfolio?
Submitted by: Hu Vin.
A) The massive collection of porn stored on your computer.

The Daily Q.A. (The Professor) said...

Q) What does the term butterface mean?
Submitted by: Bonnie.
A) It refers to a woman with a great body but an ugly face.