Q-n-A Subjects for March 2010:Children Abducted; Butt Plunge; Hottest Pepper; SES; Mother Milk; Calculator; After Burner; Wet One; Southern Fried Biscuits; LBD; Least Squares; McDonald's Fast Food Names; MI-5 versus MI-6; Rarest Element; Rarest Diamond; Condom Goo Dumping; Incest (Sibling) Rape; LRRP; Chest Beater; Binder Sandwich; Poop Baby; SPAM Emails; USA Debt to China; Bone-up versus Boner; Vaginismus; Hump Jumping; ObamaCare; Sibling Sex Tease; Homoside; BFD; Ack Ack.
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30 comments:
Q) Why do you think children are abducted?
Submitted by: Denise.
A) The reasons vary, but here are the prime reasons a child is abducted:
1) Parental disputes. In these cases the child is rarely in danger because they are with one parent.
2) Pedophiles.
3) Child Sex Slave Rings.
4) Sweat Shop Labor.
5) Illegal Adoption Agencies, this is mostly with infants.
6) Ritual and Religious Sacrifices.
Q) What's a butt plunge?
Submitted by: Timmy.
A) It's your first time giving anal to another person.
Q) What is the hottest chili pepper?
Submitted by: Elmo.
A) It's called the 'Ghost Chili.'
Q) My grandmother says my grandfather suffers from SES, what is it?
Submitted by: Janet.
A) S.E.S. means – Sleep, Eat, and Sit, notice I said sit. As in that's all he does.
Q) Which is better for milking a woman's breasts, the natural way; using a manual breast pump; or using an electric breast pump?
Submitted by: Selma.
A) The old fashioned natural way if the man is helping it's certainly more fun. But for mechanical breast pumps most woman prefer the electric pump over the manual pump.
Q) I have an older calculator that is on the fritz and I need to do some math but the to get the 4th root on my calculator, the xy button, doesn't work, any suggestions?
My Submitted by: Rah.
A) Yes, buy a new calculator, but in the meantime try the square root of the square root which is another way to get the 4th root.
Q) What is an after burner?
Submitted by: Jodi Fussmunster.
A) An After Burner (or reheat) is an additional component added to some jet engines, primarily those on military supersonic aircraft. Its purpose is to provide a temporary increase in thrust, both for supersonic flight and for takeoff. On military aircraft the extra thrust is also useful for combat situations. This is achieved by injecting additional fuel into the jet pipe downstream of (after) the turbine.
Q) This guy said he wanted to give me a wet one.
Submitted by: Ms Tanya.
A) I don't see a question here but I assume you want me to tell you what he was taking about.
A Wet One is an older saying that refers to giving a woman a sloppy kiss. It can mean a woman giving a man a sloppy kiss.
Today it refers to a man putting his tongue between a woman's legs and licking her all over.
Q) My friend is from the South. He said he really misses Southern Fried Biscuits but he was smiling a lot when he said it. What's a southern friend biscuit?
Submitted by: Paul.
A) Besides the obvious meaning of food. It often refers to a woman from the south, a southern gal, with a fine body, specifically large boobs and a tight butt.
Q) What is a woman's LBD?
Submitted by: Zin.
A) Little Black Dress, almost all women have one.
Q) What is 'Least Squares' mathematical method?
Submitted by: Laru.
A) The method of least squares assumes that the best-fit curve of a given type is the curve that has the minimal sum of the deviations squared (least square error) from a given set of data.
Q) Can you please come up with some names that McDonald's Fast Food is or has been called?
Submitted by: Yumi.
A) Try these nicknames for McDonald's
Micky D's
Kids Palace
Big Macs Place
D's
Q) What's the difference between British MI-5 and MI-6?
Submitted by: Paul Lind.
A) The Security Service commonly known as MI-5 (Military Intelligence, Section 5), is the United Kingdom's counter-intelligence and security agency and is part of the intelligence machinery alongside the Secret Intelligence Service (SIS or MI-6), Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) and the Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS). All come under the direction of the Joint Intelligence Committee (JIC).
MI-6 is the equivalent of the the United States CIA.
Q) What is the rarest element on earth?
Submitted by: Ron Luger.
A) Currently it is Astatine. Which is the rarest naturally occurring element, with less than 30g estimated to be contained in the entire Earth's crust.
Astatine is a radioactive chemical element with the symbol At and the atomic number 85.
Q) What is the rarest diamond type?
Submitted by: Barbara Sands.
A) Pink Diamonds are the rarest. But fine perfect blue diamonds which are also rare (not as rare as pink) are very sought after and expensive. White diamonds are actually the most common and are virtually found all over the world.
Q) I met this guy at a club, we went home to my place and had sex, yes we used a condom, but afterwards he took the condom off and dumped his goo on my panties which he pulled off me and dropped on the floor. Then he got up and left without saying a word. What the hell was all that about?
Submitted by: Shelly.
A) Sounds like a personal protest against making him wear a condom. But on the upside for both of you, you did the right thing using a condom. He got his jollies off. So a one night stand for both of you.
You shouldn't expect anything more hooking up with someone at a bar.
Q) When I was a young girl just coming of age my older brother raped me. I never said anything but I hated him. I put on the family face for years until my parents passed away. Then I never spoke to him after that. When he died, I didn't even attend the funeral. Now I am having thoughts that I should have at least attended the bastards funeral. Any advice on your end?
Submitted by: Please No Name.
A) Actually sibling rape and sex are not as uncommon as you may think. Most siblings keep it bottled up for years and even take it to the grave with them. I dated a woman myself for awhile who had been raped several times by her older brother. She could never get close to a man and never married.
If you can look into a group who share the same problem as you and talk it out, it may help.
Q) What is a LERP?
Submitted by: Sigmund James.
A) I believe you mean LRRP.
A LRRP is a military term from Vietnam era meaning Long Range Reconnaissance Patrol.
Q) What is a chest beater?
Submitted by: Tanya Tramane.
A) It refers to a man who after sexual conquest pounds his chest like a gorilla. He may also make the monkey sounds.
Q) What is a binder sandwich?
Submitted by: Joel.
A) It's an old saying that refers to eating a sandwich on white bread with sharp cheese.
Q) I am constantly inundated with these damn emails that say I have won some overseas lottery or award, is there any validity to these?
Submitted by: Jamie.
A) Absolutely NOT! These are all scams. This is just another way to get your personal and private information and in some cases want you to send them a fee (money) for processing your claim and award winnings. Never fall for any of these. Look at it this way, you know the only way to win the Powerball Lottery here in the USA is to buy a lottery ticket, and have the winning numbers. So why would you believe that you have won some lottery you never participated in?
Q) Should Americans be worried about China's threat to harm us economically?
Submitted by: Larry.
A) No! China currently holds a lot of America's debt. So the threat you are referring to from China is they told Obama they would sell off all the Debt Notes (Treasury Bills) they are holding. Who cares? This would cause the U.S. Dollar to plummet making American made goods cheaper overseas. It would have a devastating impact on China's currency. In addition, China's economy is geared around foreign exports of cheap goods primarily to the United States.
Look at it this way.
If you owe a bank $100.00 you are in trouble. But if you owe the bank 100 Million Dollars the bank is in trouble. China is the one in trouble they are holding about 850 Billion Dollars in U.S. Debt.
Q) What's the difference, if any, between Bone-up and a Boner?
Submitted by: Betty Knowles.
A) Bone-up means to prepare or study for something. A Boner is a male hard-on (penis erection).
Q) What is 'Vaginismus?'
Submitted by: Vicky.
A) It's a spasm of the muscles around the opening of the vagina that makes male penetration almost impossible. Generally caused by psychological issues. Common if there has been major sexual trauma such as sexual abuse or rape.
Q) What is Hump Jumping?
Submitted by: Kari Thomas.
A) It's when a man has sex with a pregnant woman. It's also called hump riding or riding the hump.
Q) Can the ObamaCare Healthcare Bill be repealed by Congress?
Submitted by: Terry Babbs.
A) Yes but it's highly unlikely. This legislation is referred to as an Entitlement Program. Since FDR started all these damn entitlement programs there has never been one repealed by Congress, they are very good however, at adding new ones and expanding the old ones. Entitlement Programs along with wars (foreign conflicts and deployment of US Troops around the globe) are the fact America is now a debtor nation.
In order to repeal the entire Obama Healthcare Bill would require a Two Thirds Majority in both the House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate. This will not happen unless the American voter wakes up and kicks every incumbent out of office and starts putting in third (independent) elective officials. Both the Democrats and the Republicans have a high confident belief that the American voter will not elect a new party to office. In fact they both count on the voter to constantly just switch back and forth from one party to the other when they get frustrated and angry.
Q) I read your q-n-a on sibling incense. It brought back memories about me and my brother. I was older and what boys called a tease. I would get out of the shower in a towel still wet, go into my younger brother's room and drop the towel and let him stare at me then I would leave. He would run in to the bathroom and beat-off. I can still make men do what I want, so I guess I am a bad girl?
Submitted by: Baby Doll.
A) Interesting follow up, and yes Baby Doll you are a Bad Girl.
Q) What is Homoside?
Submitted by: Lim.
A) It's when a gay kills another gay.
Q) What is the correct definition of 'BFD?'
Submitted by: Gary.
A) Big Fucking Deal.
Q) What does the term Ack Ack stand for or mean?
Submitted by: Thomas.
A) Actually used as ack-ack, it's a World War II term used for anti-aircraft fire.
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