Q-n-A Subjects for April 2010:Male Tongue; 3 Sexual P's; Free Willy; Vehicles and Microsoft; Non-Extradition Treaties; Racist People; Middle Income; Idiot Box; PSI Check; Rumpus Defect; Bundymosa; Breasts Odor; Navy Duck; Nighttime Sweats; Real versus Paper; Kickboxing; Will Rogers; Recycling Ceramics; IQ; Most Racist Persons; Internet Roaming; Puppy Love; Hand Washing; In-law Sex Encounter; SMO; Arizona Immigration Bill; Onions; Baby Bird Sex; Brain Bucket; Eating Dog Food.
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Q) I was walking by two guys when one said, that girl makes my tongue hard. Can a boy's tongue get hard looking at a girl?
Submitted by: Cheryl.
A) No. It's just an expression.
Q) What are the sexual 3 P's?
Submitted by: Zim.
A) Poke Me, Pork Me, Pound Me.
Q) This guy came up to a group of us girls sitting in the school cafeteria. He ask me if I would help him free Willy. I immediately thought of the whale and said yes. Everyone started laughing. So I pretended and laughed along with them. Was the joke on me and what was it?
Submitted by: Teen Angle.
A) Sorry, yes the joke was on you. He was referring to his penis. The male penis is sometimes referred to as a willy.
Q) What do you think of the new car models such as the Ford Fusion that combines Microsoft Technology?
Submitted by: Bernie Sands.
A) Microsoft cannot keep any of their windows operating systems free of viruses, worms, malware, etc. Can you imagine what will happen when hackers start on third party systems like Ford and automobiles stop running. It's only a matter of time.
Q) Which countries have no Extradition Treaties with the United States?
Submitted by: Mr. A.
A) This is one of those questions that is very difficult to answer with accuracy. Saying that here is the latest list, which changes frequently:
Bhutan
Botswana
Brunei
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cambodia
Cameroon
Canada (may fight extradition if it's a crime chargeable that results in the Death Penalty)
Cape Verde
Central African Republic
Chad
China
Comoros
Djibouti
Equatorial Guinea
Ethiopia
Gabon
Guinea
Guinea Bissau
Indonesia
Iran
Ivory Coast
Jordan
Kuwait
Laos
Lebanon
Libya
Madagascar
Mali
Maldives
Mauritania
Mongolia
Morocco
Mozambique
Nepal
Niger
Oman
Philippines
Qatar
Russia (depends on type of crime)
Rwanda
Samoa
Sao Tome e Principe
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Somalia
Sudan
Syria
Togo
Tunisia
Uganda
United Arab Emirates (UAE)
Vanuatu
Vietnam
Yemen
Zaire
Note: If you notice most of these you wouldn't even want to visit let alone live the rest of your life there!
Q) Exactly what is Middle Income in America?
Submitted by: Luck Strike.
A) It has a range between $51,000 to $123,000 depending on whether you are single or married. But the median middle income is around $81,000. Are you confused, don't be because the same idiots that put these numbers out that Congress uses say a single parent with two children has a median income of around $25,000.
The truth of the matter depends on where you live because higher cost of living areas pay higher salaries but the net spending is about the same.
Q) What is an Idiot Box?
Submitted by: Jason.
A) It's a TV (television) Set.
Q) What is a PSI check?
Submitted by: Dorothy.
A) PSI generally means Pounds Per Square Inch, a unit of measure.
It also applies to Pre-Martial Sex Investigation. This is where one party entering into a relationship has their potential future spouse investigated for their sexual background. In other words, they hire someone to determine what type of person you are. They go back to your middle school days, interview people, often pay them, and find out how sexually active you were. So you stupid teenagers may want to think about this, your future of getting the person you want to marry may depend on what you do now.
Q) What is Rumpus Delecti?
Submitted by: Jane.
A) It's when a man is convinced a girl has a great butt and acknowledges it to other men.
Q) What is bundymosa?
Submitted by: Fred.
A) It's from the TV sitcom, Married with Children. A Bundy Mosa is mixing beer and tang for a breakfast drink.
Q) Why do my boobs smell?
Submitted by: Sarah.
A) Breasts odor is caused by four possible problems.
1) You perspire (sweat).
2) You are not changing your bra daily.
3) Milk from your breasts.
4) You may have a fungal problem that can develop under the breasts. This is generally found in large breasted or obese women.
Q) What is a Navy Duck?
Submitted by: Louie.
A) It's a term used for a World War II amphibious plane. Usually just called a 'Duck' or Flying Duck.
Q) I am 13-years-old. I have awaken several times in the night in a sweat and my secret place is wet and I am aroused. What is happening to me?
Submitted by: Scared.
A) Relax, nothing is wrong. You are having what is referred to as a Wet Dream. You are subconsciously thinking of sex and thus are having an orgasm. Yours is just more intense than most. These generally occur in boys your age but girls and women both can have them. You may even be touching yourself and not knowing it.
Q) About Gold and Bullion Investments. I read your Q-n-A on this, I made some inquires, and they want to sell me bullion but give me some kind of certificate and they hold the metal, is this the way it's done?
Submitted by: Jerry P.
A) NO. A bullion certificate, depository note, or deposit receipt are all useless. When you buy Gold or any other type of bullion you want the real thing in your possession. What those idiots are trying to sell you equates to a worthless piece of paper. You cannot spend it, you can't even use it as collateral. It's like having a wooden nickel, nice to look at but no real spending value.
Q) Currently I am studying kickboxing for self-defense. What is your opinion?
Submitted by: Janice.
A) It's great to stay in shape and know how to take care of yourself so I commend you for that. Personally I believe Aikido is better. Unfortunately in the real world nothing helps much if someone wants to take you out. For example, if someone walked up behind you with a stun gun and zapped you behind the ear with it you would go down like a limp pancake trying to defy gravity.
Q) Who was Will Rogers and how did he spark controversy over advertising?
Submitted by: Sally Mae.
A) Will Rogers was a modern day philosopher and comedian who often came up with great one line expressions. In the 1930's one of his famous sayings that got a lot of attention was about advertising. It went like this, 'Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.'
Q) Settle a bet for me. My friend says that Ceramics can be recycled and I say they cannot, which of us is correct?
Submitted by: Mohd.
A) Technically you both are correct. Any type of baked ceramic can not be recycled back into a usable ceramic product because the clay was covered with a glazing material. However, they can be crushed and mixed with things like concrete. But in most cases they end up in a landfill.
Q) What exactly is an Intelligence Quotient?
Submitted by: James Arnold.
A) An Intelligence Quotient or I.Q. as it is often referred to is the brains ability to analyze raw data. The higher the I.Q. the smarter one is perceived to be. In other words it says you have a higher learning ability. It does not necessarily mean you are functionally smarter. For example it does not indicate you have commonsense or what is referred to as street smarts.
Q) On a previous question about racism. Can I clarify, I would like your opinion on who you think is the biggest racist in America?
Submitted by: Ms J.
A) Unfortunately the press has allowed the so-called 'Race Card' to be played far too often. People throw the race term around like the news media use to talk about the War on Drugs. But to get to your question, in my opinion, the most individual racist people in America today are:
Rev Al Sharpton
Louis Farrakhan
Barack Hussein Obama
Rev Jesse Jackson
Q) Is it safe to use WiFi Roaming for things like banking and email while traveling?
Submitted by: Vivian.
A) Using available WiFi for your Internet Connection, often referred to as Hot Spots, is NOT safe. If you want to use this service keep it limited to things like Google Maps, looking for camp sites, restaurants, hotels, tourist sites, etc. All Internet security experts concur that these Hot Spots are definitely not safe for use. Also make sure you have an up todate anti virus program that eliminates malware and viruses. If you have to do banking or email, try using an Internet Cafe or getting a 3-G connection through your cellphone provider for your laptop.
Q) What is Puppy Love?
Submitted by: Buderick.
A) Is an informal term used for young people during their first emotional attraction to one another, sometimes referred to as a crush.
Q) I know about washing my hands during flu season, is there anything specific I should know?
Submitted by: Brenda.
A) Yes. It's just not just the Flu Season it's all year long. You can catch summer colds, bronchitis, fungus, and a variety of things all year. So make sure you wash your hands frequently including between the fingers and up to and just past the knuckle bone on the wrist. Also, clean up you fingernails daily. Avoid touching your eyes, picking your nose, or putting you hands on your face or genital areas if you have not washed your hands thoroughly.
Q) Urgent - I did a bad thing and need advice right away. I had a brief encounter with my brother-in-law who is 5-years younger than me. Before I knew what was happening he dumped his load into me. Now I might be pregnant. Any advice would be appreciated?
Submitted by: Ashamed.
A) Well you ought to be ashamed. Personally, I would recommend you both keep quiet and move on with your lives. Have sex with your husband ASAP. So if you are pregnant he will think it's his. If he uses a condom, tell him to read the box, they are 99.9% guaranteed but some defects do occur and tell him the condom must have had a small tear in it. If you come clean and tell the truth, both your marriages will tank and end up in divorce. If you are pregnant and don't want the baby then an abortion is the best solution.
Q) What does it mean when someone says, 'You need some SMO?'
Submitted by: Laura.
A) SMO: Serious Make Over.
Q) What do you think of the controversial Arizona bill banning Illegals?
Submitted by: Paula Bumpersmyth.
A) It's great. I live in Nevada, the home of Harry Reid, a certifiable moron and total nitwit who will be kicked out of office in November. I wish the politicians in Nevada had the guts to pass the same legislation. Politicians on both sides have ignored this issue since the second term of Ronald Reagan. Clinton was the worse. If the federal government cannot do its job securing the borders then the border states will have too. When the President takes his oath of office just like all members of Congress they swore to protect America from foreign invasion. These assholes coming into the USA illegally are bottom feeders. They don't pay taxes. They screw up the environment. They commit crimes. They traffic in drugs, prostitution, humans, and copyrighted knock-offs. They take jobs away from real Americans when we have 10-percent unemployment, and that is a crime against law abiding taxpayers. All these politicians that oppose this law in Arizona are in fact breaking their oath to serve this country and should be impeached.
Q) Why does the eyes water from onions?
Submitted by: Sin Bad.
A) The eyes water when you cut an onion because once the onion is cut it produces sulfuric acid which is an eye irritant.
Q) What is a brain bucket?
Submitted by: Big Jake.
A) A motorcycle helmut.
Q) Can a human die from eating dog food?
Submitted by: Sim Wu.
A) Yes. Dog food often contains bones, and humans, unlike dogs, cannot digest bones. Also it contains animal fat which often has bacteria which could kill a human which a dog will just pass through its bowls.
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