Q-n-A Subjects for May 2008:Funny Sex Facts; Chicken or the Egg; Adultery; One Million Dollars; Dungarees versus Denim; Sniffing Butt Farts; Regular versus Premium; Using Different Grades of Gasoline; Anal Sex; Solar Panels; Catholics; Solex; UFO’s; Dangerous Women; The Meaning of God; Cloning versus Genetic Manipulation; Sex with Relatives; Composition of the Human Body; Pheromones; Is Masturbating Cheating; CraigsList Rants and Raves; Male Infertility; Pole Smoker; Male Erections; Male Penis Failure; Carbon Dioxide versus Carbon Monoxide; Male Estrogen versus Female Impregnation; Longest Word in Dictionary; Dysentery versus Food Poisoning.
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Q) I really liked your response to Marianne’s question about the penis length that was funny. Can you lighten up my day and give me some more sex facts with a funny side to them?
May 01, 2008: Miss Ballbreaker.
A) Sure try this humor, which in most part is true, about Sex:
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month.
But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own!
Q) I am prepared to challenge you on how smart you really are. Which came first the Chicken or the Egg?
May 02, 2008: An Intelligent Lady.
A) According to National Geographic, scientists have settled the old dispute over which came first the chicken or the egg. They say that reptiles were laying eggs thousands of years before chickens appeared, and the first chicken came from an egg laid by a bird that was not quite a chicken.
That seems to answer the question.
The egg came first.
Q) I love your crazy answers about Sex. Got another one?
May 03, 2008: Heinz Bauer.
A) One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through the town naked.
Personally I’d pay money to see that!
Q) Is it true that contrary to Hollywood movies it would be difficult to pay or steal one million dollars in cash?
May 04, 2008: Richard Dick.
A) Interesting name, I will assume you’ve heard all the jokes and skip that.
As for your question, analyze these facts:
- One Million $1 (one dollar) bills weighs one ton (2,000 pounds).
- So larger denominations such as 100 dollar bills don’t vary on weight that much. It takes 10,000 One Hundred Dollar Bills to make a million dollars and would still be bulky in size but only weigh 20 pounds.
- The largest currency of any value at the moment is the Euro (European Common Market Currency). It is issued in 500 Euro Notes. Using the an exchange rate where the U.S. Dollar is about 1.50 to one Euro, this would yield 667,000 Euros (E). Assuming the currency weight is about the same per note for simple math purposes….it would take 1,334 Euro 500 Note Bills. This would then weight less than 3 pounds, and be practical for both weight and putting into a briefcase.
Q) What’s the difference between Dungarees and Denim Jeans?
May 05, 2008: Mrs. Rinsword.
A) None. They mean the same thing.
Q) When I was in Japan as an entertainer it became apparent that Japanese businessmen were strange even to American Sex standards. I had this one Japanese guy who wanted to shove his face tightly into my butt while I farted. What is your take on all this?
May 06, 2008: Name Withheld to Protect My Real Identity
A) Well dear it takes all kinds. But remember strange comes in all formats after all you did it, didn’t you?
Q) With the high cost of gasoline prices, do I really need to you Premium Unleaded Fuel?
May 07, 2008: Linda Lovelace
A) Unless your auto manual specifically says, Premium Unleaded Fuel Only, then the answer is NO. Careful, many auto manufacturers are in co-hoots with the oil companies and will put a phrase in your auto manual saying something like…Premium High Octane Recommended. The optimum word is ‘Recommended.’ There is no need to burn this fuel. Use regular gasoline only that means the Octane is usually 87.
Q) I have a follow-up about gasoline. Is there any use for medium blended fuels?
May 08, 2008: Jerry Withers
A) No, none whatsoever. It is left over from the Leaded Fuel Days. Oil companies just see this as a revenue builder. It does nothing for your car’s performance or long-term maintenance and it does not improve your mileage.
Q) I was thinking of experimenting anal sex. Anyways, I have seen adult movies where the guy puts his penis directly into the woman's mouth after having anal sex. Is this normal? Do they really do that? Or do you think they clean up for a minute or is there some form of protection being used? I just can't believe this happens!! And I don't want to be caught being asked to do this without knowing the "Ins and Outs" of this type sexual activity. What advice can you give?
May 09, 2008: Anonymous
A) I have said many times that normal is what is normal for you and your partner. This is not typically normal for the average person if that helps in your decision.
Anytime you are going to have anal sex, make sure the guy uses a condom. If you are going have him blow his load in your mouth, remove the condom quickly, but even that is not advisable because of the possible germs that could be associated the anal act, but some women do it.
Q) Good day. Please may I ask a question? A solar panel is made up of two silicon plates, which are sandwiched together and doped with boron and phosphor. Electron transfer takes place when photons strike the silicon atoms and knock electrons out of their initial positions. These electrons wander or move towards the junction of the two slices of silicon and create an electrical current. Once the initial transfer of electrons has taken place, where do further electrons come from? They cannot come from the silicon as the atoms are depleted of electrons.
May 10, 2008: William Taylor
A) This writer has asked one of the more technical specific questions I get from time to time. Solar Energy is back in the news with many pushing for both ‘Going Green and Being Energy Free.’ Solar Panels for both homes and commercial use were popular back in the 1980’s but fiddled out because of cost, regulation, and lack of government support.
Solar Energy works on the basic principal called ‘Photovoltaics.’
In 1839, a French scientist Edmund Becquerel discovered that certain materials would give off a spark of electricity when struck with sunlight. This photoelectric effect was used in primitive solar cells made of selenium in the late 1800s. In the 1950s, scientists at Bell Labs revisited the technology and, using silicon, produced solar cells that could convert four percent of the energy in sunlight directly to electricity. Within a few years, NASA and other space agencies including the Russians used these photovoltaic (PV) cells to power spaceships and satellites.
The most important components of a PV cell are two layers of semiconductor material generally composed of silicon crystals. On its own, crystallized silicon is not a very good conductor of electricity, but when impurities are intentionally added a process called doping the stage is set for creating an electric current. The bottom layer of the PV cell is usually doped with boron, which bonds with the silicon to facilitate a positive charge (P). The top layer is doped with phosphorus, which bonds with the silicon to facilitate a negative charge (N).
The surface between the resulting “p-type” and “n-type” semiconductors is called the P-N junction. The electron movement at this surface produces an electric field that only allows electrons to flow from the p-type layer to the n-type layer.
When sunlight enters the cell, its energy knocks electrons loose in both layers. Because of the opposite charges of the layers, the electrons want to flow from the n-type layer to the p-type layer, but the electric field at the P-N junction prevents this from happening. The presence of an external circuit, however, provides the necessary path for electrons in the n-type layer to travel to the p-type layer. Extremely thin wires running along the top of the n-type layer provide this external circuit, and the electrons flowing through this circuit provide the cell’s owner with a supply of electricity.
Most PV systems consist of individual square cells averaging about four inches on a side. Alone, each cell generates very little power (less than two watts), so they are often grouped together as modules. Modules can then be grouped into larger panels encased in glass or plastic to provide protection from the weather, and these panels, in turn, are either used as separate units or grouped into even larger arrays.
Note: New materials and improved technology for collection, and transfer with assisted power collection from the local utility into their power grid is bringing the cost of Solar Power down, but it is still very expensive, about $32,000 for a single family home. The government gives a tax write off for about $16-20,000 of this, leaving a pay back or breakeven point for about seven to ten years of homeowner use (assuming your utility bill is around $200 per month before installation). Another problem is that you need about 2,400 square feet of usable roof space for the panels. So smaller homes or older homes with large shade trees are not practical even if you live in a sunny environment such as southern California, Arizona, or New Mexico.
Q) I understand you hate Catholics, is this true?
May 11, 2008: Daniel O’Keefe.
A) No it is not true. I oppose organized religion of any kind. Churches a.k.a. places of worship but specifically religious leaders are not good for humanity in general. More wars have been and still are being fought in the name of God, when in reality it is some asshole religious leader or a narrow minded belief that’s says believe what I believe or die.
Q) Following up on Solar Energy, in the James Bond movie, The Man with the Golden Gun, a Solex is used to collect solar power into a small device, is this really possible to do?
May 12, 2008: Rodney Copperfield.
A) Remember its Hollywood. Saying that the answer is yes to some extent.
By using a Solex Device on a rotating parabolic mirror dish assembly rays from the sun are trapped and converted to power. Simply put a Solex is a ‘Concentrator Device.’ So to answer your question we will explore the known in use and the potential future use (or, sci-fi).
Part 1 – Real Use Application:
A Solar Concentrator (Solex) can be described as the first and most important part of entire solar power system, for it will decide how much solar radiation can actually be used. As the name suggests, a concentrator concentrates otherwise widely distributed solar radiation from a large area (concentrator) to a smaller area (receiver). We need these concentrators because solar radiation is a distributed form of energy. Unlike fossil fuels, which can give energy of more than 16MJ/kg, solar energy can best be 1.3 kW/m2 (that too outside earth). So if one uses solar energy in this form by using large area of horizontal collector, the temperature possible to attain is limited to 100 deg C (with good insulation of course). Now, typically in industries we need heat in both quantity and quality. We can assume that a given area would give same quantity with any technology,
but the quality i.e. the temperature will be much different. This is the major reason to concentrate solar energy. The other reason is by using proper inclination, tracking and good receiver design we can get uniform radiation of around 800 W/m2 throughout the day. This would not be possible if concentrators were not used.
Part 2 – The Sci-Fi Concept, i.e. The James Bond Movie. The Solex in this case was based on a satellite in space with huge solar arrays that would collect the suns solar powered energy and convert it to a single beam, transfer it to a small collector device called a Solex for re-conversion. The fact of the matter is some countries have tried to develop this, Russia is one of them. The study and limited experiments showed that solar power could in fact be collected in space and converted to microwave energy and be beamed down to earth. The problems are enormous to make it work, among them the minimum size of the beam would be about two inches in diameter and nothing could pass throw that beam without being destroyed. The other problem is collecting the energy and reconverting it, which required huge amounts of cooling apparatus. The cost is overwhelming. So ye it is still a sci-fi item.
Q) What is your take on UFO’s and Aliens in general, and I don’t mean Illegals entering the United States?
May 13, 2008: A Believer.
A) To think we are alone in this galaxy or the universe is absurd. As to whether or not we are alone in this Solar System is another question. If an alien race exists we have to establish some ground rules, which are:
1/ - All alien races may not have developed as we have.
2/ - Not all alien races may be as advanced as we are.
3/ - We must conclude that since our planet, Earth, is on the outer rim of our galaxy we may have developed slower than other corporal life forms.
4/ - Aliens may have visited here, they may be watching us, or they may not. It is our own arrogance that makes us think we are important. But in reality in the big scheme of things in the cosmos we are insignificant, equivalent to a grain of sand in a desert.
5/ - Our life form is based on carbon; other life forms may have a different make-up or base as they call it.
6/ - Taking these assumptions and going further, it is possible that a life form evolved from either an insect or a reptile. If this is true, cold weather climates that we believe cannot sustain life could sustain another form of life.
7/ - Travel from one solar system to another by conventional power as we know it would take many of our life times. It is possible that other advanced life forms have developed a stasis field or ability to hibernate (go in cold storage) for long extended voyages. The fact remains to travel from one solar system to another in our life time would require a hyper drive capable of many times the speed of light.
Now here are some facts to consider, the most recent polls on the subject show:
1 – 70% of all Americans believe the U.S. Government is not forthcoming about what they really know about extraterrestrials.
2 – 40% of all Americans believe aliens are watching us.
3 – 55% of all Americans believe we have been visited by UFO’s.
4 – 15% of all Americans believe that Aliens walk among us.
5 – 20% of all Americans believe in UFO Abductions.
6 – 95% of all Native American Indians believe in extraterrestrial life and that we have visited.
Q) Referring to women, what’s the difference between a Trophy Wife, A Gold Digger, and a Black Widow?
May 14, 2008: Bob Carter.
A) A Trophy Wife is a young fox, a very beautiful women that an older guy marries, or a Geek / Nerd who couldn’t get a date in a morgue in high school, but now has made his .com / technology fortune and has the prefect 10 as a wife.
A Gold Digger can be a Trophy Wife. Generally though they are very attractive and sexually desiring women who marry strictly for money with the intention of divorcing the man with a big divorce settlement. This has pretty much ended now that the Marriage Pre-Nups have been introduced.
A Black Widow is like a Gold Digger except she kills her husband, in most case several husbands before they are caught. One way a Black Widow is successful she marries an old geezer on or near his deathbed and simply has sex with the guy driving him into a heart attack. Most men want to go out that way.
Q) What is the meaning of God?
May 15, 2008: Susan St. Michaels.
A) Your question is somewhat ambiguous. But lets take a shot at it.
God is what you want it to be.
But in reality to most people it is the belief in some all supreme being that controls all existence everywhere, and offers a peaceful life after death if we are good and a life of punishment if we are bad. Some religions believe in re-incarnation, as in when you die you are reborn into another person.
Most religions believe in levels of hell depending on how bad you were while a corporal life form.
Some religions believe that you ascend into a holding area before continuing to heaven.
As for God – God is known by many names such as Allah, Jehovah, Buddha, The Supreme Being, etc.
Q) What’s the difference between Cloning and Genetic Manipulation?
May 16, 2008: Concerned.
A) Cloning is creating an exact duplicate of a living cell, body part, or whole body. It is in fact made from a living creature such as a cow, sheep. dog, man, etc. The hold-ups in science on this is religion. People think it is not ethical or moral and many claim we are playing God in creating replicas of ourselves so that we will have an endless use of body parts when ours ware out. The truth of the matter is cloning holds the secret to feeding an over populated world all ready short of food. If we could have 3 cows for every one at birth, so on this will solve the food problem.
Genetic Manipulation or Alteration is where you take a living cell and change it’s make-up or structure. This has a lot of promise because we can test for diseases at early development and remove them. Some other things this procedure (technique) will be used for is selecting the sex of a child, color of hair, eyes, etc. The dangers in this and the concerns many have is that science will use this to create a super human being. The military applications are enormous. Like creating a super soldier that has no fear, doesn’t get tired, has the strength of 10 men, and so on. In practical everyday life we are all ready doing genetic manipulation by creating hybrids in food such as grains, cotton, vegetables, and fruits.
Q) I am having sex with my uncle. I am 19 he is 40. Is this wrong? I am afraid someone is going to find out but he has such a large member he makes me his every time.
May 17, 2008: Anonymous.
A) Here is the problem. If he is your mother or fathers brother and you get pregnant the likelihood of the baby being retarded or deformed rises dramatically.
Saying that, use a condom.
It is illegal in many states to have sex with a close relative.
Most people would view this as morally unethical and wrong.
If you are afraid of getting caught then stop.
Q) What is the true composition of the human body?
May 18, 2008: Claus Haustermier.
A) Lets look at this in three different ways:
1. – For the body's chemical content of fat, bone, and muscle, the element composition is as follows (shown as percent of total mass):
Oxygen 65
Carbon 18
Hydrogen 10
Nitrogen 3
Calcium 1.5
Phosphorus 1.2
Potassium 0.2
Sulfur 0.2
Chlorine 0.2
Sodium 0.1
Magnesium 0.05
Iron 3.8g in men, 2.3g in women
Cobalt, Copper, Zinc, and Iodine < 0.05 each
Selenium, Fluorine < 0.01 each
Very Minor Traces of other Elements can also be found manganese, molybdenum, nickel, and chromium.
Note: An exception is aluminum, which is the third most common element in the Earth's crust (after oxygen and silicon).
2. – Chemicals:
- The composition can also be expressed in terms of chemicals, such as:
- Water
- Proteins -- including those of hair, connective tissue, etc.
- Fats (or lipids)
- Apatite in bones
- Carbohydrates such as glycogen and glucose
- DNA
- Dissolved Inorganic Ions such as sodium, potassium, chloride, bicarbonate, phosphate
- Gases such as oxygen, carbon dioxide, nitrogen oxide, hydrogen, carbon monoxide, methanethol ((also known as methyl mercaptan). These may be dissolved or present in the gases in the lungs or intestines.
- Many other small molecules, such as amino acids, fatty acids, nucleobases, nucleosides, nucleotides, vitamins, cofactors, and waste products like indole and skatole (in the intestinal contents).
3. – Body composition can also be expressed in terms of various types of material, such as:
^ Muscle
^ Fat
^ Bone and teeth
^ Brain and nerves
^ Connective tissue
^ Blood -- 7% of body weight
^ Lymph
^ Contents of digestive tract, including intestinal gas
^ Urine
^ Air in lungs
^ In addition, there are many species of bacteria and other microorganisms that live on or inside the healthy human body. In fact, 90% of all cells in (or on) a human body are microbes by number.
Q) What exactly are Pheromones?
May 19, 2008: Janice Bender.
A) Pheromones are chemical signals exuded by many animals including humans that evoke behavior. Specifically sexual behavior.
Q) Is masturbating cheating? I caught my boyfriend doing the handshake with his member while watching porn. He thought I was asleep. What is your opinion?
May 20, 2008: Maria Gonzales.
A) NO. Men masturbate with or without a girlfriend and whether they are married or not. This goes for men that are straight, bi-sexual, and gay. Get over it and get over yourself. Put your big girl panties on and live with it and deal with it.
Q) What do you think of craigslist.org Rants and Raves forum board?
May 21, 2008: M.Y.
A) Most of the post, not all, are losers who sit around all day either on some form of welfare substance or spaced out drug or alcohol abusers, or are bored ass housewives. Many of these posts are by the same person using a different handle (moniker as they call it). I don’t post there, and I rarely view the board – it is the same shit over and over everyday with the same damn pictures. If you’re going to sit around all damn day bitching and moaning about your life or what’s going on in the world, then get off your lazy ass and do something about it.
Q) What exactly causes Male Infertility? I want to have a baby someday. Is there anyway I can tell if I am marrying a guy who can produce children?
May 22, 2008: Petite Pretty Woman.
A) Yes there are ways to tell.
Your question really has two parts.
First Part – The Top Causes of Male Infertility
- Low sperm count
- Slow sperm motility (movement)
- Abnormal morphology (shape and size of sperm)
- Problems with the semen
Even though specialists know the causes of male infertility, what's not always known is the cause behind the cause. There are many factors lifestyle, genetics, physiology that might explain low sperm count, slow sperm mobility, abnormal sperm shape, and so on.
Second Part – Before you get married have the man tested for the following:
1/ Sperm Count should be 60 million or higher
2/ Testosterone Level should be on the upper scale, close to 1100
3/ STD’s - all of them, should show negative including not being a carrier
Q) What is a Pole Smoker?
May 23, 2008: Snookems
A) Originally it referred to a female giving oral sex to a male, primarily a hooker (prostitute). But in recent times it refers more to gays, as in one man giving another man oral sex.
P.S. – Love your name.
Q) How does an Erection normally happen?
May 24, 2008: Myrna Loy
A) An erection is a complex event that requires the interaction of the brain, nerves, hormones, and blood vessels. This process is separate from ejaculation and orgasm, both of which can occur without an erect penis.
The shaft of the normal penis consists of two erectile bodies, each called the corpus cavernosum, which begin at the pelvic bone and extend to just below the head of the penis. They are spongy tissue made up of smooth muscle and blood vessels. The male hormone testosterone, which is secreted by the testicles, controls the function of the penis and a man's sex drive.
The brain starts the changes that will produce an erection.
As a result of psychological or physical stimulation, the brain sends messages through the nervous system to the penis.
These messages relax the smooth muscles in the blood vessel walls of the corpus cavernosum, causing them to open wider.
When this happens, more blood flows through the vessels, filling the corpus cavernosum.
At the same time, the veins that carry blood away from the penis shut down, causing an increase in blood pressure in the penis.
The blood that is trapped within the corpus cavernosum causes the penis to become hard and erect.
There are no postings for today.
Please remember our troops.
Freedom, that we all take for granted is not and will never be free!
Happy Memorial Day.
Q) As a follow-up question on the male erections just what exactly makes a Male Erection fail?
May 27, 2008: Jonsey Jones.
A) Anything that interferes with this chain of events - either by reducing the blood flow to the penis or increasing the blood flow out of it - can cause erectile dysfunction. Fear, anxiety, anger, or any other strong emotion can interrupt the signal from the brain. An illness or physical condition can also impair erections if it interferes with this chain of events.
The Normal Changes As A Man Ages
Although sexual activity normally continues throughout a man's lifetime, his reactions take longer as he ages. He may need more stimulation to get an erection. He may take longer to climax, and he may need to wait longer before he can get another erection.
Q) What’s the difference between Carbon Dioxide and Carbon Monoxide?
May 28, 2008: Raoule Lopez.
A) Carbon Dioxide is a heavy colorless gas CO2 that does not support combustion, dissolves in water to form carbonic acid, is formed especially in animal respiration and in the decay or combustion of animal and vegetable matter, is absorbed from the air by plants in photosynthesis, and is used in the carbonation of beverages.
Carbon Monoxide is a colorless odorless very toxic gas CO that is formed as a product of the incomplete combustion of carbon or a carbon compound. Burning any type of fuel, i.e. gas, oil, kerosene, wood, or charcoal, produces Carbon Monoxide. What makes carbon monoxide so dangerous is that when you breathe it, it replaces the oxygen in your blood carbon monoxide poisoning. Without oxygen, cells throughout the body die, and the organs stop working.
Q) What does Male Estrogen have to do with a woman getting pregnant?
May 29, 2008: Jenny Melroy.
A) When the estrogen in a male is below normal or at the lower end of the scale, it becomes more difficult for the male to have an erection, it causes impotency, the sperm count is usually effected, and it causes fatigue.
Q) What is longest word in the dictionary?
May 30, 2008: Mike Sterr.
A) Antidisestablishmentarianism.
This is a political position that originated in nineteenth-century Britain, where antidisestablishmentarians were opposed to proposals to remove the Church of England's status as the state church of England forwarded principally by both Payne and Tuffin.
Q) What’s the difference between Dysentery and Food Poisoning?
May 31, 2008: Stephen Nichols.
A) Dysentery is an associated infectious disease to abdominal pain, fever, diarrhea, and inflammation and ulceration of the mouth. The majority of the people infected with shigellosis (Dysentery) contracts diarrhea, fever and acute abdominal pain or cramps, tenesmo (rectal pain with cólico), vomits and nauseas as of a day or two after their exhibition to the bacterium. The diarrhea is often bleeding. The infection can be produced through foods, water, objects or flies that are contaminated. Also a disease of sexual transmission when transmitting itself by contact with lees of the infected person is considered. If it realizes a sexual contact of oral-anal way.
Food Poisoning comes from eating foods that contain germs like bad bacteria or toxins, which are poisonous substances. Bacteria are all around us, so mild cases of food poisoning are common. You may have had mild food poisoning with diarrhea and an upset stomach but your mom or dad just called it a stomach bug or stomach virus.
Which Germs Are to Blame?
Foods from animals, raw foods, and unwashed vegetables all can contain germs that cause food poisoning. The most likely source is food from animals, like meat, poultry (such as chicken), eggs, milk, and shellfish (such as shrimp).
Some of the most common bacteria are:
Salmonella (say: sal-meh-nel-uh)
Listeria (say: lis-teer-ee-uh)
Campylobacter (say: kam-pe-low-bak-ter)
E. Coli (say: ee kole-eye)
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